Milk Shake
Friday, 21. October 2005, 10:49:04
I heard a song called Milk Shake by Kelis.
She sings,
"My Milk Shake brings all the boys to the yard." Now, dear readers, don't think I am all "up" on the latest music or anything. I haven't listened to a Top Forty radio station in ten years and probably wouldn't recognize a top forty singer if I heard them. I'm not that cool. In fact, my musical tastes has become rather bizarre of late, preferring J-Pop and Anime themes to just about anything else. I still have my favorites, ranging from Sarah Brightman, Tears for Fears, Queen, the Beatles, David Arkenstone, Vollenweider, Enya, John Legend, Seal, Bach, Debussy, and Enigma.
But, I mentioned Milk Shake because of an over-heard conversation between Hubby and his sister's husband, CJ. Their conversation prompted me to look up the song on the Internet and give it a listen.
Hubby: You heard Milk Shake?
CJ: Yeah, why?
Hubby: I just wondered what it means.
CJ: Tits
Hubby: No way!
CJ: Yeah, really. A chick shaking her stuff and making a milk shake.
Hubby: I thought it was about the way a woman carries herself.
CJ: No. It's about boobs.
Hubby: I think there's deeper meaning in that song.
CJ: No. Just hooters.
Hubby: #1 gets pissed when I call 'em hooters.
CJ: Yeah, so does my wife. Around the kids I gotta call 'em breasts.
Hubby: That's probably best.
CJ: But, Milk shake is about tits.
Hubby: I think there's some deeper meaning in it.
This sounds like a comedy routine between two white guys... and CJ isn't white. But, I think he has been out of the 'hood too long and hanging with too many white people. He's even lost his cool black guy walk. I guess we'll have to find another cool black guy to be in our family.
She sings,
"My Milk Shake brings all the boys to the yard." Now, dear readers, don't think I am all "up" on the latest music or anything. I haven't listened to a Top Forty radio station in ten years and probably wouldn't recognize a top forty singer if I heard them. I'm not that cool. In fact, my musical tastes has become rather bizarre of late, preferring J-Pop and Anime themes to just about anything else. I still have my favorites, ranging from Sarah Brightman, Tears for Fears, Queen, the Beatles, David Arkenstone, Vollenweider, Enya, John Legend, Seal, Bach, Debussy, and Enigma. But, I mentioned Milk Shake because of an over-heard conversation between Hubby and his sister's husband, CJ. Their conversation prompted me to look up the song on the Internet and give it a listen.
Hubby: You heard Milk Shake?
CJ: Yeah, why?
Hubby: I just wondered what it means.
CJ: Tits
Hubby: No way!
CJ: Yeah, really. A chick shaking her stuff and making a milk shake.
Hubby: I thought it was about the way a woman carries herself.
CJ: No. It's about boobs.
Hubby: I think there's deeper meaning in that song.
CJ: No. Just hooters.
Hubby: #1 gets pissed when I call 'em hooters.
CJ: Yeah, so does my wife. Around the kids I gotta call 'em breasts.
Hubby: That's probably best.
CJ: But, Milk shake is about tits.
Hubby: I think there's some deeper meaning in it.
This sounds like a comedy routine between two white guys... and CJ isn't white. But, I think he has been out of the 'hood too long and hanging with too many white people. He's even lost his cool black guy walk. I guess we'll have to find another cool black guy to be in our family.
WIDGETIZE