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The Truant Tales

Expect nothing. And I'll live upto it.

March 2008

( Monthly archive )

Roooooock In India



What better band to follow the Boney M concert last week than Megadeth and Machine head. They performed as part of the 'Rock In India' festival (It should have been called 'headache inducing metal fest'. I wouldn't have normally gone to a fest with only heavy metal bands performing, but one of dad's friends offered us free passes. And the word 'free' can make any student drool.

The festival started at 2:00 and until 7:15 the Indian metal bands performed. That included Casino blues, Junkyard groove, Thermal and a quarter, Motherjane, Millennium, Pentagram, etc etc.

At 7:30, Machine Head came on stage. They played till 8:15. Not being a fan ,all the songs sounded the same - like an Ogre with hemorrhoids sitting on hot coal. In between the songs, they praised the 20 odd thousand crowd present, with repeatedly proclaiming "Bangalore Rocks" (Flattery Works).

At 8:45, Megadeth (Dave Mustaine in the lead) came on stage to a thundering roar. Played all their major hits (all the songs sounded the same again).

All in all, the concert was a lot of fun. My neck was paining (with headbanging and all), legs were aching (8 hours of standing and jumping like there were fire ants in my pants), hands paining (from overdoing the devils horns :headbang:) and my head was paining (8 hrs of heavy metal).

- My classic Rock led Zep T-shirt (sorry Deke) was overwhelmed by 'Pantera', 'Sepultura', 'Lamb of God', 'Opeth' T's.
- Being a rock festival, food costed twice as much as usual.
- I was surrounded by people who were either stoned or hammered or both. Whats the point of attending a concert if you're not going to remember it tomorrow.
- Even though metal is not my type of music (Infact, I have doubts whether its music at all), I really enjoyed the concert. Maybe it was the clouds of weed smoke blown towards me.

:devil: 'If this is the devils music, he's in for a lot of headaches' :devil:

My Top 5 Bollywood Movies

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Its hard to believe, that after all the mocking, I do find some Bollywood movies appealing. I had to sift through a lot of rubbish, but here are some of my favorites;

My Top 5 Bollywood Movies

5) Black

Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Magnum opus took Bollywood by storm. Initially meant for the niche urban market, its was surprisingly well accepted by the masses - a shock considering that it had no song and dance sequences, was saturated with rich dialogues (mostly in English) and presented a 'de-Glam' version of Bollywood's leading actors - Amitabh Bachchan and Rani Mukherji. The story dealt with the relation between an alcoholic eccentric teacher (AB) and a blind, deaf and mute child (RM) and how the she overcomes all the obstacles to graduate. The final scenes featuring a reunion of the two is the most touching of them all, with the student guiding the teacher. Absolutely ravishing sets and cinematography, with the movie shot with a blackish hue.

4) Legend of Bhagat Singh

In 2002, there was a spate of movies based on the life of Indian freedom fighter 'Bhagat Singh' (Infact, one friday saw the release of two such movies). Most of them were average being littered with a lot of those bollywood formulas. But this one, directed by Rajkumar Santoshi, was a little short of brilliant. From the first scene depicting the Jallianwala Bagh massacre, to the final hanging, the movie treated this shaheed's (martyr) life with the dignity and respect. Even though it did take liberties with his love life, the movie sticks to his life story. Helped by brilliant acting by Ajay Devgan and his supporting cast, this movie absolutely blew my mind. Also note the similarities between the actors and the freedom fighters.

3) Guru

Mani Ratnam is one of the premier directors of Bollywood, so it was only him that could pull off such a story. Loosely based on the life of Dhirubhai Ambani (the founder of Reliance Industries), it follows of the life of a dreamer who makes it big and struggles to maintain the balance between the either side of the ethics spectrum. The start is a little slow, but when it does pick up pace it amounts to riveting cinema. The movie stands on the shoulders of breathtaking acting, especially by Abhishek Bachchan who gained a lot of weight for this role. The cinematography, music is also breathtaking.

2) Black Friday

The most powerful film to come out of the bollywood stables. Directed by Anurag Kashyap in 2004, it took three years to get the censor board's approval for release. The film Chronicles the events leading upto the March 13th serial bomb Blasts and the police investigations following it. Absolutely riveting. A taut story line supported by some of the best acting I've seen in a long long time. Kay Kay Menon is brilliant as the cop who struggles with his conscience for torturing suspected terrorists, Aditya Srivastav as the terrorist who questions the morality of his actions , but most of all its Pavan Malhotra as Tiger Memon the mastermind of the attack who is baying for revenge following the demolition of Bombay riots. Brilliant in every possible way.

1) Johnny Gaddaar

Number one and for a good reason. I would never have imagined a hindi movie riped with so much black humour (Infact, it has deposed Fargo as my favorite 'Black humour movie'). 5 partners plan a deal that would yield them a huge monetary reward, but greed takes over one of them who pulls of a heist. But after that, his plan goes bad. Very bad. The story is absolutely brilliant. A classic crime caper (a lot of references to James Hadley Chase) handled beautifully by the director Sriram Raghavan. Great acting, cinematography and everything one would expect from a perfect thriller. The start is good, but after the heist the movie is gripping. There is no song and dance sequence. The title song is brilliant, suiting the mood of the film. A MUST SEE.

Note : Except for Guru and Black (to some extent), none of the other movies made an impact in the box office. They all still remain cult classics, to be collected in DvD's by the faithful.

Narrowly missing the scene : Taare Zameen Par, Being Cyrus, Bheja Fry (a remake of the french classic 'The dinner game'), Sarfarosh, Lage Raho Munnabhai, Kaante, Hera Pheri, Rang De Basanti (didn't make it because of its shoddy hasty ending).

Party like it was '78

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The most disco of all bands, Boney M, came to Bangalore on the 8th for a quick little concert. It was part of a music festival held by the B-school IIPM (the college with the full page ads that proclaim 'Dare to think beyond IIM'). And the icing on the cake was that the event tickets was absolutely free!!! Contrary to this post, I had a swell time. (If that's the phrase I want to use).

The Fest started at 7:00. with an Indian fusion band 'Aurko' opening. They played well, but after an hour, everyone was getting impatient. The concert was supporting the fight against global warming (the current hot charity item). Which is ironic considering that in their hey time, Boney M had enough polyester on them to match the requirement of Burkina Faso.

After one and three quarters of an hour of waiting, and after 2 DJ's, countless ads, and lots of hamming against global warming, at 8:45 Boney M came out on stage. Before the proceed to describe the concert, let me explain the demographics of the crowd. Around 22,000 people came. Of which I suspect about 60% were in the age group of 35 to 60 (Even one guy with a walker). That was expected. About 20% were IIPM students who got free passes. And the rest 20% were young fans, most of them having heard of the group Boney M for the first time (Me not included).


According to Wikipedia, the Band split up a long time ago, and each one of the four members had the legal right to carry on the Boney M name (Even Bobby Farrell who it turns out did a 'Milli Vanilli' thing all along) . So luckily for us the most talented of the four, Marcia Barrett arrived with her group and her booming voice to enthrall the audience. Even at 60, Marcia Barrett's voice is great. She was accompanied by two back up singers, her husband singing Farrell's parts in the song and an Italian dancer who gyrated his body sending it into intense spasm which some people considered 'dancing'.

Starting off with 'take the heat off me', she proceeded to 'Sunny', 'no woman no cry', 'Daddy cool' (the crowd went absolutely wild), 'Rasputin', 'Belfast', 'Rivers of Babylon' 'Brown Girl in the Ring', 'We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World)' and few more, finally ending with a medley of their top hits. For the encore, She came back and belted a few of her solo hits.

The crowd was great. The stood on their chair, danced to each and every song. They were also singing along every song. 'Rivers of Babylon' became a 15 minute song with the crowd singing the chorus for the last 10 minutes. I had lost my voice by the third song of the concert.

In the end of the concert, there was a 'mosh pit' (All metal fans will know), we were throwing our friends up in the air and in general having a 'whale of a time' (If that's the phrase I want to use).
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