The Truant Tales

While the US lost its way in Iraq,
Snoop dogg was caught with crack,
While Saddam was hung in the gallow,
Dick Cheney shot another fellow.

While Zinedine Zidane used his head,
courts said MJ didn't have kids in his bed,
While terrorist tried to blow up a british plane,
Madonna tried to adopt a kid, Alas, all in vain.

While Iran mocks the holocaust,
Ashes is what the Oz team lost,
While Muslims hated the Danish cartoons,
Indian politicians acted like a bunch of baboons.

While Thialand witnessed a bloodless coup,
the press cared more about Paris Hilton's flu,
As North Korea becomes another terror source,
people were more interested in Britney's divorce.

Lets hope there are better times ahead,
Lets hope MJ doesn't have anymore kids in his bed.
Alas, this crappy poem has ended,
Thanks to me, your brain can never be mended.