The Truant Tales

Here's something you can do on the net to pass time. Presenting the name generator.

The very British name : Oh Blimey, You can find out your British name with this one.
Mine's Quentin Wilkinson. Time to go for a tea break and discuss the golden past.

Dragon name generator : Find out your name in the eragon / dragon-heart world.
Mine's Itrenog the Bringer-of-Fire (Green Dragon). Green's the colour of a very sick dragon.

The Silly White Guy Who Thinks He Is Actually A Black Gangsta' Rapper But Is Actually Trippin' Since He Is A White Fo' name : Yo Dog, here's a trippin' generator. Whats your rapper name?
Mine's Rhymin' Gangsta' The G-Unit and Dirty Ho.

What your friends would really like to call you : What does your dearest buddy call you?
Apparently my friends call me 'winnie the pooh'. Ohhh...I'm gonna kill tigger.

The Third Grade Insult : Third grade was hard on all of us. This is a nifty little thing to generate third grade insults.
Mine's Lieutenant Dorkus G. Ding-Dong. That's way cooler than my current nickname.

The Damned Hippie Name Generator : Wow, man, you'll really dig this. Its like.... a peep into your soul. This is like...man....out of this...like world man.
Mine's Lilac Cornucopia and Indigo Starlight. As masculine as it gets.

I don't have the time or Patience to go through the myriad name generators. I'll leave the rest for the truly bored out there. Until next time, see you.