The Truant Tales

Can you believe it?!?!? I can't. This Blog has survived for 100 posts!!! 100 post of unintelligible gibberish and still it continues (all because of the fact that I have nothing else to do). I've written on all kinds of topics like boredom, bad jokes, and a bored life. The funniest and wittiest posts are those which are e-mail forwards. How did I get to 100 posts? A lot of it was youtube vids, web features and rants about college and life.

Looking at the future, I think I'm heading for a bleak year (blog-wise). G.W. Bush is retiring (that kills nearly 90% of my jokes), Michael Jackson is out of the public spotlight (that kills the rest 10% of the jokes). But on the flip side, Spice Girls are having a reunion (Do you really wanna know, what I really wanna know, do you? do you? .........zigi zigi ha - Thats lyrical gold).

Also, its a Friday Night. Meaning time for the Friday Night List.

5 Best Personal Blog Posts
(Obviously, Modesty is not one of my traits.) After hours of sifting through, I think I got the list of posts that don't make me hide in shame.

5) Worst Things to happen to me III : The original List. Any Indian with a huge extended family would've gone through the same torture.
4) The Indian Humour : It contains the list of my favorite shows. Thats reason enough for me to like it.
3) The Start: So, this is how this whole thing started? Set the standards pretty low from the first try itself.
2) RIP: Here lies my lost hopes and dreams : A reflection in to my future goals? Or is it just a collection of bad jokes?
1) Blast from the past: The only post among a hundred that brings out a smile in me. A bunch of old memories resurface.

Narrowly missing the cut are : 24 hours till the next....., New year again? , Worst things to happen to me,The nut behind the blog, Highway to Hell.

5 Worst Blog Posts
The toughest list I've ever done. There's just so much to choose from.

5) Not another Teen Dream......Education - Do I miss You ?: Apart from a stupid title, the post sounded exactly the same as post previous to it. I think I was repetitive. Very Repetitive. I think I was repetitive.
4) 2006 - a horrible poetic recap : Just one of the two poems in the list. It didn't follow any metre, and just wasn't funny.
3) Beware : Uselessness Ahead...: This post is the pinnacle of boredom.
2) The A.S.S Report: Every time I read this, I weep. A Horrible, horrible post, which at that time I thought was the worst. I was proved wrong again.
1) An Ode to Spam: The following reaction explains it all : My brother 'You sound like a pothead' . Deke was right too, I sound like a Vogon.

Narrowly missed the list are : Origin of Space Aliens, Random meaningless ramblings

And Lastly, as said earlier, Modesty is not one of my traits.
3 'special' posts (Non-personal).

3)15 things, Uniquely Indian: Not very funny, but Indians will relate to it (hopefully).
2) 20 Best ' fictional ' books of 2006: Funny in patches.
1) The number 50: Exactly half the number of posts ago.