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How to write the perfect letter

From:"fay hooker" <_edislike@ace-xperts.com>
To:*********@yahoo.co.in
Subject: Blow her away with your gigantic weapon!
Date:Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:42:39 -0800

Be a lethal weapon in the bedroom.


From:"Calvin nicholson" <Calvin-aamukrap@abigest.com>
To:*********@yahoo.co.in
Subject:Pleasure her like never before with a larger lovestick.
Date:Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:32:35 +0200

Increasing your size and girth in just 1 simple step - GUARANTEED.



Short and precise to the point. Should be an example to all those who aspire to be a good letter writer.

By the way, did you notice the name and the subjects!!!!




This year too, V Day Blues 2. Party like it was '78

Comments

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Dang! I obliterate spam without reading it. Little did I realise what a treat I've been missing...

Maybe someone should publish a 'Best of Spam' book.

By Deke, # 14. March 2008, 01:44:06

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None of the forwards my friends send are even as entertaining as these spam mails.

There is a spam book - "My Life" by Willian J Clinton

By Kingnutin, # 14. March 2008, 05:04:58

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While I was out driving I overheard a familiar voice on the radio. It was Bill reading from his book. He wasn't alone, he was followed by Obama, Carter... it seems like everyone who is anyone in US politics has released a talking book. Obama's is the best seller though. I wonder if that's a prediciton...

By Deke, # 19. March 2008, 20:02:40

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Obama's won a grammy too....

By Kingnutin, # 20. March 2008, 13:19:15

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