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Gotta Love the Taste Of India

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I was there, and it still hasn't set in. Aerosmith, their first time in India and the crowds loved it.

4:00 : I arrive in Palace Grounds. Even though, I arrive 3 and a half hours before the concert was supposed to start, I'm stuck in a very long queue. First indications that this concert was going to be something great.

4:30 : The frisking begins. They allow us to enter into another waiting area. They cross check the ticket, and 8 security guards frisk you again and again, for cigarettes, bottles etc. The frisking process was pretty funny because there was a bunch of cocky people screaming "Don't touch my balls", or "I'm gay for you too", "oh la la", and one guy even started frisking the bodyguard.

5:30 : The gates open into the crowd. I run like never before to get a great place. I didn't get first row, or the second, or the third...infact I got 9 to 10th row from the stage and about 4th row from the ramp that had been built in the middle of the stage. The stage set-up was amazing. There was two huge screens on either side that'd show the band playing. And behind the stage was a huge LCD screen, that'd show a composite image of videos, the band playing and specially made cartoons and effects.

It was getting really hot and stuffy. It was so crowded that when I raise my hand, I couldn't put them down again as there was no space. Even though cigarettes were confiscated, some people did manage to smuggle them in. And all of them after smoking, would blow it up in the air. Unfortunately, the wind would blow the smoke right into my face. I was getting dizzier by the minute, with all the second hand smoke I was breathing in.

7:30 : Scheduled time of the concert. Before that, there's some stupid contest where the crowd had to judge who did the best air-guitaring. How do they expect us to judge the contest? We've been waiting since 4:00, with no water, no food standing in the blisteringly hot sun. The moment the 5 contestants came out, the crowd started booing. Even Rohit Barker, the host of the contest was taken aback with the crowds hostile reaction. The five idiots did their air-guitaring amidst loud boos and "Go back home, f**kers". That was fun, I enjoyed booing and heckling the five idiots.

8:00 : There's some delay. Aerosmith hasn't yet come on. The crowd's impatient. Its really hot, haven't had a drop of water since 3:30. But one thing's clear. Bangalore is the Rock capital of India and probably Asia. All during the wait, the organizers were playing music in the huge speakers, and the entire crowd (me included) were singing the songs, word to word.

8:15 : The Hard rock Legends enter the stage. A huge scream. Everyone was going ballistic and the band definitely sensed this energy. they started off with 'Taste of India'. A pefect song to get the crowd going. The crowd was singing along with the band. It got so loud that Steve Tyler, stopped and let the crowd do the singing.

It's hard to tell that Steve Tyler and the band were 50 year old silvers. They had such energy and jumped all over the place. They carried on with 'Love in the elevator', 'cryin' (The screen behind showed the Alicia Silverstone video), 'Fallin in love is so hard on the knees' (the crowd was going crazy), 'Jaded', 'Eat the rich' (with steve Tyler showing off his Lick me sign on his stomach). They band then returned to their blues roots. Steve and Joe Perry, pulled up two chairs in the front of the ramp and started a blues song. This had to be the moment of the concert for me. Both of them were abt 5 feet from where I was standing.

A few more blues songs and then they started playing the hits again. They started off with 'Livin on the edge' (the LCD screen showing the video) and then Brad Withford stepped upto the ramp and started playing 'Sweet Emotion'. While Steve took a break, Joe Perry expressed his love for India - 'I thank India for all what they've given the world. I'm not talking about Vindaloo, or Elephant rides or the thing they put on the hands (Mehendi). I'm talking about something the band appeciates the most - Kamasutra. Its all about fooling around'. He then proceeded to play 'fooling around' with an Angus Young like struff around the stage. Steve Tyler introduced the band - Joe Kramer, Tom Hamilton, Brad Wittford, Joe 'f**king' Perry who introduced the 'demon o' screamin' Steve Tyler.

The band took a short break. During this time, the LCD screen played a cartoon showing the band and Lucifer himself coming to Bangalore. Even though, we were tired from the singing and the jumping, we screamed like we've never screamed before. The band came back and played 'Walk this way'. The crowd knew all the words and were singing along. The band then said goodbye and went back in.

The crowd then started chanting, 'we want more' , 'Aerosmith'. It got so loud, that Steve Tyler came out. 'Comeon, Banaglore, you gotta call Joe Perry and the band out too.'. The crowd then got boistrous, screaming loudly 'Joe F**cking Perry'. The band came out and played 'I don't wanna miss a thing'.

10:15 : The concert was officially over. What a concert. Absolutely mindblowing.

I enjoyed the concert to the hilt. I don't know why I reminded people of their friendly neighbourhood crack-dealor, but atleast 10 people asked me during vaious moments during the concert "Man, do you have any weed on you?". Maybe, it was the trance like jumping, the vigorous waving of the hand, the shaking of the head (and a lot of hair that I grew for the concert) like I was having a seizure, or the fact that I wasn't just singing the songs but I was screaming them.

My feeble attempt at clever word play

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A story;

Just as I was going 'A little south of sanity' and my mind was about to go on a 'permanent vacation', I read an article that'd jolt my 'jaded' life. An event I knew I had to attend.

So I asked Dad " Dad, This band's gonna 'walk this way' and I need 1800 'big ones' to attend it". "Son" he said " 'Dream on'. Why spend so much when you can put their CD in their player and 'just push play' ".

This argument was driving me 'crazy'. I knew I needed 'nine lives' to convince my dad. Unfortunately for my brother, he walked into the room when I was still fuming. " ' Dude looks like a lady' " as I pointed rudely at him. His face turned 'pink', he gathered all his 'toys in the attic' (including his 'ragdoll') and went away 'cryin'. " 'Get a grip' ", I told myself " you're 'livin on the edge'. You've gotta calm down and 'draw a line' or else you'll be spending 'a night in the ruts'".

With an idea popping in my brain (which ia a 'rock in a hard place'), I went to a room 'done with mirrors' to meet mom, "Mom, you're one of the 'gems' in my life. Please ask dad to 'pump' up the money because when the band comes here to get a 'taste of India', 'I don't wanna miss a thing'".

She knew that if she said no, I'll be sulking all week and that'd open a 'pandora's box' of problems for her.
" OK, you can go to the concert".
"Thanks, Ma you're an 'angel'. By the way, forget to tell you that your cousin 'janie's got a gun'."



So that is the long and absolutely pointless story of how I've got tickets to goto the Aerosmith concert. YES, Aerosmith, the legends of rock, the 'toxic twins' and the entire band is coming to Bangalore on June 2nd.


I can hardly contain my joy. Been jumping around like a Kangaroo on concaine. :headbang: ROCK ON :headbang:

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