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Blabbel-fish : Lost in Translation

Babelfish is a text translation tool. It'll translate from one language to another. But due to the vast differences in meanings of words in different languages, when you convert a phrase from English to another language and back again, it provides really hilarious results. So here's my pointless experiments with Babelfish.

Original text:

Hello
This is kingnutin.
I have nothing to blog about. So instead I'm doing this crap.


translated to Japanese and then translated back to English:

Hello this is kingnutin.
Because nothing lasts in blog around, as for me, I am optional instead to do this silly talk.

Translated to German and then translated back to English:

Hello of this is kingnutin. I do not have anything to blog approximately. Thus instead of I do this Misten.

Translated to French and then tranlated back to English;

Hello It is kingnutin. I do not have anything with the blog approximately. So much in the place I make this shit.

Translated to traditional Chinese and then translated back to English;

Your good this is kingnutin. I have not any to blog. I that change make this to talk nonsense. Is that Yoda speaking?

Translated to Korean and then translated back to English;

Hello this is the kingnutin. Me approximately there is not anything to the blog. It is like this and substitution me it does this trash.

Translated to Russian and then translated back to English;

To zdravstvulte! This will be kingnutin. 4 I have nothing to blog near. So instead of I make this buckwheat.

Translated to Dutch and then translated back to English;

Hello these are kingnutin. I have nothing approximately to blog. Thus I do this crap in place of it.

Translated to Greek and then translated back to English;

Geja'soy This is kingnutin. I do not have nothing in blog roughly. So much ant' of this I make this crap.

Translated to Portuguese and then translated back to English;

Hello This is kingnutin. I do not have nothing to blog approximately. Thus preferivelmente I am making this crap.

Translated to Spanish and then translated back to English;

Hello This one is kingnutin. I do not have anything to blog around. So instead of another one I am doing this crap.

after converting from one language to another again and again I got the following too,

Welfare is kingnutin. I do not have anything blog approximately. Thus preferibilmente make I this crap

It is Bon kingnutin. I do not have approximately anything blog. I make cell preferibilmente crap thus.

That is kingnutin of the sugar snack. I have approximately nothing blog. I in this way instead, make the cell excrete.

That is kingnutin of snack bar of sugar. I do not have anything roughly blog. I in this one preferibilmente in the manner, makes the pile excrète.

That is lightly kingnutin of the food stick of the sugar. I have nothing blog generally. The I of this one instead of method, excrete of making mountain.

That is kingnutin of the food stick of the sugar lightly. I possess nothing blog generally. As for the I of this one preferibilmente of method compilation of the mountain, you excrete.

That is the kingnutin of the food stick of the sugar lightly. Me anything the blog it does not have generally. Method editing of the mountain this regarding the I of 1 instead, it spreads out and it excretes.

Too bored to think of a 'witty' title

I'm not dead, I'm just taking a break from writing, thinking, doing anything productive at all. The World Cup matches are screwing up my biological clock and TV is screwing up the logical part of the brain. Moreover, with my parents not being there in the house for a month, there's a lot I've planned. Here's a list of scientific experiments and other moronic things I plan to achieve in the next month:

1) What happens when you deep fry Toothpaste? Or when you deep fry Soap? [frying animal fat in vegetable oil, a dieticians worst nightmare!!]

2) There's an old lady, who lives across the street, that plays loud Religious songs early in the morning , hence waking me up everyday. But now that my parents are gone, she's going to get a full dose of loud AC\DC in the morning. Lets see how her religious songs does against 'Highway to hell'. muhahaha :devil:

3) What happens when you microwave a CD? or a Cassette?

4) What'll happen if you cut your own hair with a garden scissors while being blindfolded? Do you end up looking like Donald Trump?

5) What happens when you sleep inside the fridge? Do you get hypothermia?

I'll be giving you the answers to all this and much more in 2 weeks (that is, if I'm alive).

Beware : Uselessness Ahead...

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What a Match!! Australia made 252 (they were 170/1 after 30 overs) and England actually chased it down 253/6 with Paul Collingwood making a masterful 120 off 133 balls (he came in when England were 15/3). A Classic cricket match.

There's cricket everywhere on TV. Australia V England, South Africa V Pakistan, India V Sri Lanka and the match fixing scandal that has been on all news channels. I've never seen so much Tv since last week when my exams were going on.

Apart from being forced to visit relatives, I've been upto no good. Here are my 'netcapades':

* wikipedia.com

tried to write an article on the myself. It'll be published only after its verified by the wikipedia people.

* ebay.in

tried to sell my soul, but mom refuses to give me her credit card number.

* Monster.com

uploaded my resume and now I'm getting a lot of Job offers. Afterall, its an impressive resume.

Name : Mr SpongeBob SquarePants
Age : 25.
Work Experience : 15 years
Companies worked at : microsoft CEO
Reason for leaving the previous job : The secretary wasn't hot enough
Skills :

Break dancing
Absorbing and filtering sea water
Quantum Mechanical Aerodynamics

Languages Spoken:

French
Mandarin
Creole
Afrikaans
Tulu

Hobbies:

'square dancing'
finding the thermodynamical relation between mesons and gravity

* JeevanSathi.com

I uploaded a picture that i downloaded off the net [image]

Name : ChunkyLover BuffBody
Age : 25
Height : 6'.8" (2.03 mts)

An Iyer from Chennai earning 10,000 annually.

About Me : I'm a health buff, with an ego the size of Mt Everest. Chain smoker and heavy alcoholic. After 8 years, I completed my 3rd standard last week. With an IQ of 23, I do weightlifting for a profession. I haven't yet got a job, but i live on the pocket money I get from my parents. Looking for an 65 year old lady (Creepy, Huh) very tall, fair grl from Sikkim.

Am still waiting for a response. Bring on the proposals. Any one interested?

Crazy little thing called life.......

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Life in college

Just 3 months of college up and I'm already bored. 3 years and 8 months to go.

Its internals time again. It seems to come so very often. Its just another tool the teachers use to further torture the students.

Anyway, we had a temporary reprieve from the monotony of 'crap' at college when the highest paid Indian actor - the Tamil star Rajnikanth, came to the college to shoot a movie there.

Casino Royale - A royally good bond movie

Other than the dullness in college, in the weekend I do have a social life. As hard as it may sound, it is true. I recently saw the movie 'Casino Royale'. One of the better Bond movies. A realistic story and I like Daniel Craig, the new Bond. Even though he looks like a muscular version of Gollum, but he's a great actor. He has a cold look in his eye, like as if he's gonna snap your neck if you give him a dirty look. The new bond may lack charm, but more than makes up for it in intelligence. Change is inevitable.

What happened to human sensitivity?

Everything changes, even human sensitivity. There used to be a time when the news would carry a half-an hour special of a bomb blast in Baghdad. But now, they rather spend that air time to discuss the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding. They had a countdown on the days, hours, and minutes lift for the wedding. Extensive coverage on the wedding decorations, silverware, clothes, etc. Sickening. But it does give me more fodder for my blog.

The wedding is huge. In some ancient castle with the budget equivalent to the GDP of Burkina Faso.
But is this extravagance really necessary? Why go through all this trouble when odds show that the marriage may last for 2-3 years (that's the time required for Cruise to show her all his movies from rainman to risky business to MI-3. This'll also be the time required to enforce Scientology on Katie Holmes).

The world going crazy. They allow Michael Jackson come near children in a music show in London. Then there's Madonna and Angelina having a competition to see who can adopt the most number of kids. Saddam's 'hanging around' in the prison, Iraq rejoices while Kolkatta weeps. Its been almost 5 days since Paris Hilton featured in the newspaper. Can't still believe the president of China is in India to discuss democracy among other things?

The world's too complex for my little brain to understand. I'm gonna have to leave before my brain hangs up and shuts down.

A perfect way to waste a day

The thing I love most about India is the fact that there a lot of 'bundhs' ( Total shutdown of the city for a day) for absolutely no reason. That means the more often the strike, more the number of holidays we get. And they have a bundh for everything. A film star dead - they call a bundh. India losses a cricket match - they call a bundh. Government bans bundhs - they call a bundh.

This Wednesday, we had another strike. Something about Belgaum going to Maharashtra. So I had to spend the entire Wednesday in the house (Can't go out on a 'bundh' cause everything is closed down) with no TV (only Kannada channels to watch) and to top it all, there was something wrong with the net connection.

For me boredom is easily obtained. By 10 in the morning I was bored. It was then that a friendly 'nut' told me to watch Kent Hovind's Evangelist CD's for a good laugh.

Before reading the following, I would like to tell the readers (which is about 5) that I mean no offence.

Kent Hovind is a 'converted' evangelist. He believes that all teachers, scientists, and every educated human in the world is trying to promote the 'false' theories of evolution. For 6 hours he went on and on and on and on about the major conspiracy against him and creationist view. He explained how Einstien, Sagan and the rest are 'poisoning' the minds of the young with their 'wrong' views of evolution,Big Bang,Dinosaurs, etc.

It was fun. It was all rubbish yet he seemed totally confident of his theory.

I still can't stop laughing and haven't yet got over my stomach pain.

Anyway,college is fine. No ragging yet and the classes are still boring. On the upside, I've finished reading 6 books during class hours.

Is this the End .......... or the beginning

To make my holidays worse the monitor konked out. Hence no computer for the last 2 weeks. The computer repair shop loaned us a back-up monitor. To my bad luck this turned out to be a black and white monitor. Well atleast I can access the net.

Fourteen more hours for college to begin and I'm already missing my holidays. The lazyness, the lack of pressure, the utter nothingness in my brain ... Ahhh holidays will be missed.

As I contemplate the ever increasing gap between things I planned to do in the holidays and things I have done, I get depressed, very very very depressed. I was supposed to get to be very fit and muscular but now I look like Homer Simpson with a little more hair. I was supposed to write the rough draft for a book or two but haven't got passed two words. And to top it all I was supposed to increase my IQ and GK by atleast 50 points. This blog proves otherwise.

Four and a half months flew by so fast. A long hike, a couple of movies, loads of books, hours of music and a hella lot of TV - that's it.

Well college promises to be fun. Whether it be getting ragged by seniors, sleeping during the lectures or doing anything else legal , college will be a blast.

Gotta go, my eyes have started watering.

Expect another post full of details a little later in the week.

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