The Truant Tales

I'm sorry for the delay in writing anything. Its not like I have a lot of work to do its just that i'm really bored. Its like as if the little 10 watt bulb in my head went off and the spiders are already starting to build their webs in the hollow space. But, whenever I start doubting my intelligence, its an unlikely person that comes to my rescue. A man so dumb that he makes me feel like a genius. A Man whose brain is as imaginary as America's Iraq policy. Of course I'm talking about George W Bush. Heres a list of bushisms that has me in splits:

They misunderestimated me.
- US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2000 in Bentonville, Arkansas)

"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 "-George W. Bush, 10.27.03.

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 22, 2006

"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

"I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2006

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --George W. Bush, on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany." --George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006

"You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
- US President George W. Bush (2000?)

And it's a struggle between good and it's a struggle between evil.
- US President George W. Bush in a speech (on terrorism) to the Cattle Industry Annual Convention and Trade Show at the Denver Convention Center (February 8, 2002)

Our nation must come together to unite.
- US President George W. Bush (June 4, 2001)

I think we agree, the past is over.
- US President George W. Bush (May 10, 2000)

So the next time you 'misunderestimate' yourself, remember that people like GW Bush exist.