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PunkRockKarl

PunkRockKarl

About me

I am a 34 year-old miscreant with an above average IQ and a below average sense of self-preservation. I am a native New Yorker, transplanted in the incredibly strange universe that is Houston TX. Married with two kids and still recovering from the shock of discovering that international law enforcement takes it so seriously when you try to sell two kids on the black market.

Perpetually having an identity crisis due to the inherent dichotomy between still seeing myself as a Punk Rocker and having to go to Parent-Teacher conferences.

I hate everyone and love Baroque Choral music. Handel was a good old poof who write good tunes.

My work

I design applications for a really famous company that I will not mention here. I wish I didn't have to do anything but play video games and look at internet porno all day but like, money is something of a necessity.

***Did you know that you are legally required to feed your kids? I mean like everyday! They prefer it if you do it more than once a day.

Fast facts

  • At the movies I like to see:I have become somewhat disenchanted with film. I haven't seen anything that really wowed me in quite a while. However, I would like to see more films with little people in Panda costumes.
  • Last movie seen:Uh...Having a hard time remembering. I really can't recall so it must have been good.
  • Music I listen to:Lots - Punk Rock, Hardcore, getting into a lot of electronic. Indie rock, Noise, Power Violence, Classical, Choral, Underground Hip-Hop.
  • Best album right now:Anything by the Cardiacs
  • Favorite author:Douglas Adams, Emily Bronte, Anything in Penhouse Forums
  • Last book read:Re-read the Entire Dark Tower cycle.
  • Best game right now:Sega Dreamcast Emulation on my PC.
  • Software I use:Opera (of course), StarOffice, Visual Studio, TopStyle, Adobe Illustrator, Ulead Video Studio, The Gimp, UltraIso, WinRAR, 7Zip, FileAnalyzer, DVD SHrink, DVD Decrypter, IconColl Editor, MAME, Chankcast, Illustrate dbPowerAMP, Illustrate dbMusicConveter &
  • Hardware I use:Right now I have three Intel PCs. Have finally been lured to the Mac world and I am thinking about getting one of the new Macs.
  • If I won 1 million dollars, I would:Bitch about not winning 2 million
  • If I were a super hero I would:I wouldn't be a superhero. I would totally be a super-villian, evil genius type. I am almost finished building my Earth orbiting Death Ray. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
  • I wish I could:Have the authority the authority to publicly flog all of the stupid, self-absorbed people in the world. In fact, I would like it to be my appointed position. I also wish I were a better speller.
  • Favorite travel destination:I hate travelling. People suck the same no matter where you go.
  • On my vacation I..:Raised a people's army and seized control of the state.
  • Favorite sports team:None. Sports are totally "8th grade gay".
  • I'm passionate about:My wife, my kids, hating people, music, computers, history, philosophy, learning anything, and masturbating.
  • Food I like:Chocolate. Baked Tofu. Chicken pot-pie. Thai food.
  • I don't like:You

Group memberships

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