My OperaWorld Cup: North Korea 17 - 0 Brazil
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 4:22:59 PM
Hoohrah Korea!!!
Korean players were wonderful against a over-rated Brazil team thrashing them 17-0. The game started slowly with a 0-0 score until the 55th minute when the great Kim Jong Il entered the field, but only after learning the names of all 85,000 supporters in the stadium and beating capitalist dogs Chuck Norris and George Bush in traditional pre-match wrestling bouts.
While covering both goalie and striker positions due to injuries caused by illegal tackles from imperialist Brazilians, Kim Jong Il managed to score 17 goals and save a further 14 in what the world is describing as the greatest game by player ever.
I managed to watch the game for the first 55 minutes where the transmission went down and we then had to listen to the rest of the game on the village radio. I heard all 17 goal myself, just before our village leader ordered me back to the second half of celebration 18 hour cooking shift. What a great day.
Korean players were wonderful against a over-rated Brazil team thrashing them 17-0. The game started slowly with a 0-0 score until the 55th minute when the great Kim Jong Il entered the field, but only after learning the names of all 85,000 supporters in the stadium and beating capitalist dogs Chuck Norris and George Bush in traditional pre-match wrestling bouts.
While covering both goalie and striker positions due to injuries caused by illegal tackles from imperialist Brazilians, Kim Jong Il managed to score 17 goals and save a further 14 in what the world is describing as the greatest game by player ever.
I managed to watch the game for the first 55 minutes where the transmission went down and we then had to listen to the rest of the game on the village radio. I heard all 17 goal myself, just before our village leader ordered me back to the second half of celebration 18 hour cooking shift. What a great day.
