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Why I Might Die Sooner

I don't believe in palm-readings or anything. I believe in facts.

Here's some quick info for you:
My heart rate is, on average, 140 BPS (when sleeping/resting)
The normal person is usually 70-75 (while resting/sleeping)
And I am perfectly healthy, no fat, good muscle, etc.
I got some interesting facts... from the discovery channel:
Animals hearts beat 1 Billion times before they die. (naturally)
Humans are lucky, they get over 3 Billion heart beats before they die. (because of how we take care of ourselves. Including medical science.)

The average life span is about 75-80.

Now add it all up and do the math:
I have a heart rate about twice as fast as normal people. I have over 3 billion heart beats, like everyone else, and normal people live 75-80 years.

So that means I will live 35-40 years.

Either this is all true, and I'm going to die early.
OR
My heart was "built" to exceed normal heart rate so that it can last longer at 140 BPS. So I will die at the same time.

Who knows? I'm not sure until it happens.
And btw, My heart rate has reached up to 320 BPS. (from exercise)
How will that help any more?

X-MAS

Comments

Kraid 13. December 2008, 19:35

I could just be overreacting.

Animerocks 13. December 2008, 21:12

Or you could be right, either way after school is over for you, you should enjoy life...because if science is right(which it probably wont be)we'll all be dead

Kraid 14. December 2008, 23:56

Yeah. Sooner or later.

Animerocks 15. December 2008, 00:22

Yup

Kraid 15. December 2008, 00:24

I kinda like the idea of dying soon. Just that much closer to not dealing with the world.

Animerocks 15. December 2008, 00:59

I wanna know what its like...but I want to come back alive afterwards...

Kraid 17. December 2008, 13:17

Same here.
You can only know until it's happened.

Animerocks 17. December 2008, 21:27

But then you can't come back to say "told u so"

Kraid 19. December 2008, 13:40

:lol:
Yeah.

Animerocks 19. December 2008, 14:31

And then you can make a shirt saying "I died and all I got was this stupid shirt."

Kraid 20. December 2008, 16:02

XD
Hahaha!

What's the difference between killing a baby and having sex?

You only regret having sex. :lol:

Animerocks 20. December 2008, 19:13

nervous

Kraid 22. December 2008, 13:32

:devil:

Animerocks 22. December 2008, 21:59

...:down:

Kraid 22. December 2008, 23:03

fine, replace baby with Santa.
:devil:

or your sister... :right:

MConor 23. December 2008, 12:27

Your heart is obviously more healthy........ You'll live around the normal time....

Animerocks 23. December 2008, 12:28

I wouldn't regret the sex...as long as there was protection...

Kraid 23. December 2008, 15:44

But with most Americans: "What's a condom?"

Conor M: you think? I'm not good with medical anything.

Animerocks 23. December 2008, 21:13

I say: A condom is a piece of candy, now go eat one

MConor 23. December 2008, 22:12

:lol: LMAO @ Nick

Usually when your heart beats faster, it clears out excess colstoral, keeping your veins good and healthy. You say you have no fat, so it is obvious your heart is healthy, and can simply withstain the constant beating. It shouldn't effect your life at all.

Animerocks 23. December 2008, 22:22

I have a high tolerance for pain, today we we're assaulting each other with rubber bands and paper clips...and these:




twas fun...and I won

MConor 23. December 2008, 22:36

How can you fire that? Do you squeeze one end and it flies out?

Animerocks 23. December 2008, 22:59

You put you index and thumb into the rubber band, stretch it, then put the object in the middle, pull back, and fire

it goes faster, and hurts more

MConor 23. December 2008, 23:01

Oh yeah I remember those..... get a little paper triangle and put it into it, hurts like hell!

Animerocks 23. December 2008, 23:03

You mean Wasps? yeah those things can hurt

MConor 23. December 2008, 23:24

If you get caught with them in my school now you get suspended

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 01:05

lol, if you get caught with a rubber band, you get in-house...

Kraid 24. December 2008, 18:22

You can have them, but can't "use" them.

There was a news article about wasps.
Instead of those black things, it was a needle. Poked a kids eye out and caused puncture wounds.

Dumbasses....

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 19:12



Wasps...those thing f'in hurt if launched right.

And why the fuck would they launch a needle? Thats so fuckin retarded



Kraid 24. December 2008, 19:15

EXACTLY!!!

quote: "Dumbasses"

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 19:28

:lol:

Kraid 24. December 2008, 19:35

Kids these days.

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 19:35

So juvenile

Kraid 24. December 2008, 19:37

We are much more sophisticated than they ever will be!

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 19:50

I LYK COOOKIES!!! and not the edible kind :left: :right:

Kraid 24. December 2008, 19:52

Sugar Cookies?
Fortune Cookies?

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 19:54

NOT the edible kind

Kraid 24. December 2008, 19:55

That's what I was listing!

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 19:56

....nervous

Kraid 24. December 2008, 19:58

You know I'm right! :lol:

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 19:59

:no:

Kraid 24. December 2008, 20:01

:devil:


Yeeeessssss!

Animerocks 24. December 2008, 20:04

Yo Captain Gaydar, pass the ketchup.

Kraid 24. December 2008, 20:07

:lol:

Hahaha!

MConor 24. December 2008, 22:42

Kraid 25. December 2008, 19:22

Hey conor!

What's up?

MConor 26. December 2008, 01:11

Nothin much. You?

Kraid 26. December 2008, 01:23

I'm freakin' hyper about my laptop!

MConor 26. December 2008, 01:25

Lucky...... I still gotta wait ages before my mam will even let me buy a laptop! It will be fucking years before she actually gets me one! :irked:

Kraid 26. December 2008, 01:28

:lol:


My first youtube video: showing off my laptop!