Harry Hocker

Why I Might Die Sooner

Saturday, December 13, 2008 7:27:13 PM

I don't believe in palm-readings or anything. I believe in facts.

Here's some quick info for you:
My heart rate is, on average, 140 BPS (when sleeping/resting)
The normal person is usually 70-75 (while resting/sleeping)
And I am perfectly healthy, no fat, good muscle, etc.
I got some interesting facts... from the discovery channel:
Animals hearts beat 1 Billion times before they die. (naturally)
Humans are lucky, they get over 3 Billion heart beats before they die. (because of how we take care of ourselves. Including medical science.)

The average life span is about 75-80.

Now add it all up and do the math:
I have a heart rate about twice as fast as normal people. I have over 3 billion heart beats, like everyone else, and normal people live 75-80 years.

So that means I will live 35-40 years.

Either this is all true, and I'm going to die early.
OR
My heart was "built" to exceed normal heart rate so that it can last longer at 140 BPS. So I will die at the same time.

Who knows? I'm not sure until it happens.
And btw, My heart rate has reached up to 320 BPS. (from exercise)
How will that help any more?

X-MASBeen gone a while...

Comments

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Harry HockerKraid # Saturday, December 13, 2008 7:35:45 PM

I could just be overreacting.

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:12:44 PM

Or you could be right, either way after school is over for you, you should enjoy life...because if science is right(which it probably wont be)we'll all be dead

Harry HockerKraid # Sunday, December 14, 2008 11:56:10 PM

Yeah. Sooner or later.

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Monday, December 15, 2008 12:22:25 AM

Yup

Harry HockerKraid # Monday, December 15, 2008 12:24:41 AM

I kinda like the idea of dying soon. Just that much closer to not dealing with the world.

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Monday, December 15, 2008 12:59:09 AM

I wanna know what its like...but I want to come back alive afterwards...

Harry HockerKraid # Wednesday, December 17, 2008 1:17:28 PM

Same here.
You can only know until it's happened.

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Wednesday, December 17, 2008 9:27:10 PM

But then you can't come back to say "told u so"

Harry HockerKraid # Friday, December 19, 2008 1:40:28 PM

Yeah.

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Friday, December 19, 2008 2:31:51 PM

And then you can make a shirt saying "I died and all I got was this stupid shirt."

Harry HockerKraid # Saturday, December 20, 2008 4:02:10 PM

XD
Hahaha!

What's the difference between killing a baby and having sex?

You only regret having sex.

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Saturday, December 20, 2008 7:13:44 PM

Harry HockerKraid # Monday, December 22, 2008 1:32:35 PM

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Monday, December 22, 2008 9:59:57 PM

...

Harry HockerKraid # Monday, December 22, 2008 11:03:24 PM

fine, replace baby with Santa.

or your sister...

MConor # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 12:27:03 PM

Your heart is obviously more healthy........ You'll live around the normal time....

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 12:28:51 PM

I wouldn't regret the sex...as long as there was protection...

Harry HockerKraid # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 3:44:35 PM

But with most Americans: "What's a condom?"

Conor M: you think? I'm not good with medical anything.

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:13:17 PM

I say: A condom is a piece of candy, now go eat one

MConor # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:12:01 PM

LMAO @ Nick

Usually when your heart beats faster, it clears out excess colstoral, keeping your veins good and healthy. You say you have no fat, so it is obvious your heart is healthy, and can simply withstain the constant beating. It shouldn't effect your life at all.

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:22:56 PM

I have a high tolerance for pain, today we we're assaulting each other with rubber bands and paper clips...and these:

twas fun...and I won

MConor # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:36:55 PM

How can you fire that? Do you squeeze one end and it flies out?

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:59:29 PM

You put you index and thumb into the rubber band, stretch it, then put the object in the middle, pull back, and fire

it goes faster, and hurts more

MConor # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 11:01:01 PM

Oh yeah I remember those..... get a little paper triangle and put it into it, hurts like hell!

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 11:03:05 PM

You mean Wasps? yeah those things can hurt

MConor # Tuesday, December 23, 2008 11:24:44 PM

If you get caught with them in my school now you get suspended

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Wednesday, December 24, 2008 1:05:16 AM

lol, if you get caught with a rubber band, you get in-house...

Harry HockerKraid # Wednesday, December 24, 2008 6:22:49 PM

You can have them, but can't "use" them.

There was a news article about wasps.
Instead of those black things, it was a needle. Poked a kids eye out and caused puncture wounds.

Dumbasses....

Sleeper 097Animerocks # Wednesday, December 24, 2008 7:12:01 PM