3 blokes in a pub
Wednesday, 9. April 2008, 22:05:55
3 blokes chatting in a pub, get around to discussing speed. What's the fastest thing in the world? 1st man says,''Electricity, cos as soon as u flick the switch, the light comes on dunt 4u''. 2nd man says,''It's sound, cos as soon as u open ur mouth, u speak don't u''. 3rd man say,''Ur both wrong! Its diarrhea!!'' the other laugh and demand reason. ''Well, last week I had diarrhea, and before I could switch light on, or tell anybody, I'd SHIT myself.
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