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L2D2's ALL NIGHT GARDEN PARTY

If you see someone without a smile give them one of yours.

FUTURE C& W STAR FOR SURE!

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I got this as an email and forwarded it on to several people. Most of you may have seen it. Pam, aka PainterWoman, suggested that I post it, so I decided to do that. If this young'un doesn't become a Country & Western star one of these days, I shall be very surprised. He's got the moves! Watch the lip sync, the guitar flourishes and the expressions on his face. How old can he be???

This wasn't on YouTube and I couldn't embed it. Here's the link:

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1610699488?bctid=31812464001

ENJOY THAT THANKSGIVING PIE!



:eyes: WHO KNEW????!!!!

FAILS!!!------THINGS THAT JUST SHOULD NOT BE!

Commentary after each photo



Lose weight,
then go have some pie and ice cream? Or go have pie and ice cream first, and then lose weight?


DVD rewinder, what were they thinking?
Actually, there are people out there stupid enough to buy it, so who's the failure?.


This one is just great...let's see, jackhammers or cigarettes.
Which one is better for my unborn child?


I'm not eating at this place...


I would like to have seen him do this.


Those are lighthouses?


What?


Yep, and that bus runs on......


I think this is why Winn Dixie went out of business...


Now that might work!

AND LAST, AS IT DESERVES TO BE, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

Who the heck was in charge of their advertising?

THE REST OF THE STORY OR HOW IT ALL BEGAN

Bet all you smart computer people did not know the real story on how the Internet was founded. Well, you can thank me for posting this and giving you the correct info.


In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.





She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in



all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price.



And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."


Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.



But this success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secrete himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading.



And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to horse flesh.



and, before very long, there were many others and They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.



And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums,



that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.





Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel ,



(or as it came to be known "eBay" ) he said, "we need a name that reflects what we are," and Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO", said Abraham. And that is how it all began, It wasn't Al Gore after all.

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