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L2D2's ALL NIGHT GARDEN PARTY

If you see someone without a smile give them one of yours.

THE REST OF THE STORY OR HOW IT ALL BEGAN

Bet all you smart computer people did not know the real story on how the Internet was founded. Well, you can thank me for posting this and giving you the correct info.


In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.





She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in



all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price.



And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."


Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.



But this success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secrete himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading.



And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to horse flesh.



and, before very long, there were many others and They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.



And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums,



that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.





Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel ,



(or as it came to be known "eBay" ) he said, "we need a name that reflects what we are," and Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO", said Abraham. And that is how it all began, It wasn't Al Gore after all.

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TIME TO LAUGH

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I have been sad for awhile now, and have had several serious posts lately. This post is my antidote for sadness. Some of it is going to be a bit risque for some of my friends. I am sorry if it offends any. I just happen to be in an "I don't give a crap" attitude kind of place right now. I think these cartoons are funny and I hope you will too. If any of my friends are offended by my sense of humor at this particular time, I am truly sorry and hope you will forgive me. Here we go.......













AND THESE LITTLE GEMS OF WISDOM

AS I MATURE


1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

2. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

3. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

4. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

5. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others--they are more screwed up than you think.

6. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

7. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

8. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

9. I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. And...

10. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.


FRIENDS ONLY UPDATE

THROUGH A CHILD'S EYES

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Children see things clearly with unclouded vision, and have such a great view of life situations. Wonder what we would see if we had no baggage, preconceived ideas or life experiences to color OUR view?