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Bending Spoons with Britney Spears

Twenty feet away from me, Britney Spears is pantless. Her sculpted hair makes her look like Marilyn Monroe on a date with DiMaggio, assuming they're going to Manhattan's finest pantless restaurant. She's wearing a sweater that probably costs more than my parents' house, and her white heels add five inches to her five-foot-four pantless frame. Oh, and did I mention she's pantless? She's not wearing any pants.
This is a hard detail to ignore.
This is a hard detail to ignore because the men who have seen a pantless Britney belong to a highly select fraternity: It's Justin Timberlake, her gynecologist, the photographer who's doing this particular photo shoot, and (maybe) the frontman for a third-rate rap-metal band from Jacksonville, Florida. That's more or less everybody. And--perhaps stupidly--I actually thought I was about to rush this semipathetic frat; I honestly believed the reason I was invited to this photo shoot was to glimpse Britney's secret garden and write about its cultural significance. Somehow, that seemed like the only logical explanation as to why her naked ass was being unleashed on the cover of this magazine; this whole affair must be an aggressive, self-conscious reinvention. I mean, why else would they have invited the writer to the shoot? Why else would Spears have just released the "news" that she lost her virginity at the age of eighteen (a story that surfaced only twenty-four hours before this very photo session)? Isn't this how the modern media operates? Isn't everything wholly overt?

Actually, no.

Britney's womanhood will not be seen this afternoon, or at least not seen by me. All her pictures are ultimately shot behind a fifteen-foot-high opaque partition, and nary a heterosexual man is allowed behind it. Apparently, the reason I am here is to be reminded that the essence of Britney Spears's rawest sexuality is something I will never see, even though I know it's there. Culturally, there is nothing more trenchant than the fact that Britney Spears will never give it up, even though she already has.

Over the next ninety minutes, I will sit next to a purportedly fully clothed Britney and ask her questions. She will not really answer any of them. Interviewing Britney Spears is like deposing Bill Clinton: Regardless of the evidence, she does not waver. "Why do you dress so provocatively?" I ask. She says she doesn't dress provocatively. "But look what you're wearing right now," I say, while looking at three inches of her inner thigh, her entire abdomen, and enough cleavage to choke a musk ox. "This is just a skirt and a top," she responds. It is not that Britney Spears denies that she is a sexual icon, or that she disputes that American men are fascinated with the concept of the wet-hot virgin, or that she feels her success says nothing about what our society fantasizes about. She doesn't disagree with any of that stuff, because she swears she has never even thought about it. Not even once.
"That's just a weird question," she says. "I don't even want to think about that. That's strange, and I don't think about things like that, and I don't want to think about things like that. Why should I? I don't have to deal with those people. I'm concerned with the kids out there. I'm concerned with the next generation of people. I'm not worried about some guy who's a perv and wants to meet a freaking virgin."

And suddenly, something becomes painfully clear: Either Britney Spears is the least self-aware person I've ever met, or she's way, way savvier than any of us realize.

Or maybe both.

Compared with the depletion of the ozone layer or the political future of Arnold Schwarzenegger, I concede that the existence of Britney Spears is light-years beyond trivial. But if you're remotely interested in the cylinders that drive pop culture, it's hard to overestimate her significance. She is not so much a person as she is an idea, and the idea is this: You can want everything, so long as you get nothing. Obviously, Britney is the naughtiest good girl of all time. But what makes her so different from previous incarnations of jailbait purity--Tiffany, Brooke Shields, Annette Funicello, et al.--is her complete unwillingness to recognize that this paradox exists at all.

Case in point: On the day of our interview, Britney was photographed for this magazine wearing only panties and jewelry, and she pulled down the elastic of her underwear with her thumbs. If she had pulled two inches more, Esquire would have become Hustler. But that reality does not affect her reality, which is that these pictures have nothing to do with sex.

Britney: Haven't you ever seen girls on magazine covers before? Did you see the J. Lo cover? She was wearing a bikini. Did you see the Cameron Diaz cover?

Me: Yes, I did. And why do you think those women did those photo shoots?

Britney: Because it's the freaking cover of Esquire magazine! Why not? You get to look beautiful. It's not that deep.

Me: So why do you think the magazine puts women like that on its cover?

Britney: I don't know. Maybe because those people are pretty and appealing, and they work their asses off, and they believe in themselves.

Me: Do you honestly believe that?

Britney: Well, some people might say it's just to make money and sell magazines. But another reason--a better reason, and the one I choose--is that they do it to inspire people.

Britney is almost like the little kid who freaks out Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. You say you want to bend a spoon? Well, the first thing you need to realize is that there is no spoon.

Viewed retrospectively, there's no doubt that the romance between Justin Timberlake and Britney helped Timberlake's career more than hers--especially since Spears always insisted she was a virgin, even after they bought a home together. Optimistic thirteen-year-old girls could imagine Justin as the ultimate gentleman, perfectly content to keep his paws to himself while the foxiest girl on the planet sat around the house in her underwear, sucking on Popsicles and telling him to wait until she was ready. They were, in a sense, Virgin Royalty: superrich, uber-clean pop stars who epitomized just how wonderful teenaged Americans could still be.

This is why it was so jarring to hear Fred Durst graphically discussing his alleged sexual dalliances with Spears on The Howard Stern Show in February. Her encounter with the Limp Bizkit frontman--regardless of whether it's true--publicly cemented Spears's fall from grace; Durst is universally perceived as rock's sleaziest joke.

"That was my fault for hanging out with people like that," she says of Durst. "Fred was a very great guy. He was a nice guy. And at the time he was trying to come on to me, I wasn't in the right frame of mind to have a relationship with anybody. So maybe I did hurt his ego, and [going on the radio] was his way of dealing with that. But I learned my lesson. And at the time, I was kind of confused, because my tour had just ended. Me and my girlfriends went out one night, and I was feeling like a free bird. But I really don't want to talk about this."

I have no idea what those last few statements are supposed to mean; either she obviously slept with him, or she obviously didn't. The odds are fifty-fifty. And this is a balance Britney either a) consciously strives to sustain, or b) sustains without even trying. Cliche as it may sound, she is truly all things to all people: A twelve-year-old girl thinks she's a hero; that girl's older brother thinks she's a porn star; that older brother's girlfriend thinks she's an example of why women hate themselves; that girlfriend's father secretly wishes his own twelve-year-old daughter would invite Britney over for a slumber party. As long as she never dictates her character--as long as Spears never overtly says, "This is who I am"--everyone gets to inject his own meaning. Subconsciously, we all get to rebrand Britney Spears.

"The public knows when someone is being honest," she says. "The people know what's real. This might be a weird analogy, but it's like watching Friends. You just get what those people are talking about. It's funny to you, and you're drawn to them."

On the surface, this statement is insane. It would seem that anyone who watches Friends would never argue that it's successful because of its "honesty," nor would it seem as if its characters have conversations that reflect any kind of tangible normalcy. But every single week, twenty million people watch Friends. They see something in Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay that makes them happy. And what those twenty million people see is something that Britney sees--and perhaps Britney understands--in a way that most of us do not.

"Had I not gone into music," she tells me, "I probably would have gone to college and become a schoolteacher. That was my dream, because I love kids. Either that, or an entertainment lawyer." For a moment, I think this is a joke. But it's not a joke. But it's brilliant. Schoolteacher, entertainment lawyer, pop star, African warlord--what's the fucking difference? "I'm famous," she concedes, "but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston. But in my weird little head, I just think we're all here to inspire each other. We're all equal. We just bounce off each other and show the world what we can do."

Logic would suggest that Spears's upcoming fourth album will be a reinvention, and that she will try to attract a more mature audience (much the way Christina Aguilera did with her album Stripped and her freshly conceived Gothic-hooker persona). Britney says nay.

"Actually, the record label wanted me to do certain kinds of songs, and I was like, 'Look, if you want me to be some kind of sex thing, that's not me.' I will never do that. I'm still doing what I love to do."

So that settles it. Don't be fooled by the photos that accompany this story, true believers: Britney Spears is not going to become some kind of sex thing. She is still the person you want to imagine. She always will be. And she is making that decision; you are not.

"I was just talking about sexuality with my makeup artist," she tells me. "And I was explaining to her that when I was thirteen years old, I used to walk around my house completely naked. And my dad would say, 'Britney, put some clothes on, we have people over.' My family just always walked around the house naked. We were earthy people. I've never been ashamed of my body. We were very free people."

Yes. Very free. And I'm sure this has no freaking significance whatsoever.
To view her photos CLICK HERE

(Source:esquire)

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Skyray 48 Takes Flight

Calm excitement filled the ground control station. Engineers stared intently at their computer screens as the pilot, sitting next to them, flexed his fingers on the controls. Ground crew tending the aircraft finished putting away their equipment. Preparations for the first flight of the unmanned X-48B Blended Wing Body research aircraft were complete.
Years of research, design, construction, wind tunnel and ground tests coalesced into this one moment of time.
Radios crackled. "Tower, Skyray 48 in position, lakebed runway 23, request clearance for takeoff..."
"Skyray 48 roger, main base winds 220 at 6, report airborne, lakebed 23..."
Image left: The X-48B Blended Wing Body aircraft flies over Edwards Air Force Base, Calif. NASA photo by Carla Thomas.
"Wilco"
"Five, four, three, two, one, brakes..."
Quickly, the manta ray-shaped aircraft rolled down the dry lakebed runway trailing a plume of dust as it picked up speed, its three small jet engines whining.

With an excitement that only comes with an aircraft's first flight, the triangular red, white and blue X-48B leapt into the air, obviously wanting to fly.

"Skyray 48's airborne," Boeing pilot Norm Howell called, matter-of-factly. And with that, years of toil blossomed into the sweet fruit of success on July 20, 2007 at NASA's Dryden Flight Research Center on Edwards AFB, Calif.
Image below-right: A pristine blue sky backdrops the X-48B Blended Wing Body aircraft during the aircraft's first flight, on July 20, 2007. NASA photo by Carla Thomas.

One of the latest cutting-edge experimental aircraft, or X-Planes, the X-48B BWB is a collaborative effort of the Boeing Co., NASA's Fundamental Aeronautics Program, and the Air Force Research Laboratory. The 21-foot wingspan, 500-pound, remotely piloted plane is designed to demonstrate the viability of the blended wing shape. And demonstrate it has.
After completion of six flights, the X-48B team began a four-week maintenance and modification period during which removable leading edges with extended slats are being replaced with slatless leading edges in order to mimic a slats-retracted configuration. The change requires a software update to the flight control software. In addition, the team is removing and replacing all of the aircraft's flight control actuators for maintenance purposes.

NASA is interested in the potential benefits of the aircraft - increased volume for carrying capacity, efficient aerodynamics for reduced fuel burn, and, possibly, significant reductions in noise due to propulsion integration options. In these initial flights, the principal focus is to validate prior research on the aerodynamic performance and controllability of the shape, including comparisons of flight test data with the extensive database gathered in the wind tunnels at NASA's Langley Research Center in Virginia.
Image left: The X-48B Blended Wing Body aircraft banks over Mojave Desert scrub during the aircraft's fifth flight, on Aug. 14, 2007, from NASA's Dryden Flight Research Center. NASA photo by Carla Thomas.
The Subsonic Fixed-Wing Project, part of NASA's Fundamental Aeronautics Program, has long supported the development of the blended wing body concept. It has participated in numerous collaborations with Boeing, as well as several wind tunnel tests for different speed regimes. The team is focused on researching the low-speed characteristics of the design and expanding its flight envelope beyond the limits of current capabilities.
In addition to hosting the X-48B flight test and research activities, NASA Dryden is providing engineering and technical support -- expertise garnered from years of operating cutting-edge air vehicles. NASA assists with the hardware and software validation and verification process, the integration and testing of the aircraft systems, and the pilot's ground control station. NASA's range group provided critical telemetry and command and control communications during the flight, while the flight operations group provides a T-34 chase aircraft and essential flight scheduling. Photo and video support complete the effort.

The composite-skinned, 8.5 percent scale vehicle can to fly up to 10,000 feet and 120 knots in its low-speed configuration. The aircraft is flown remotely from a ground control station by a pilot using conventional aircraft controls and instrumentation, while looking at a monitor fed by a forward-looking camera on the aircraft.

Up to 25 flights are planned to gather data in these low-speed flight regimes. Then, the X-48B may be used to test the aircraft's low-noise and handling characteristics at transonic speeds.

Two X-48B research vehicles were built by Cranfield Aerospace Ltd., in England, in accordance with Boeing specifications. The vehicle that flew on July 20, known as Ship 2, was also used for ground and taxi testing. Ship 1, a duplicate, was used for the wind tunnel tests. Ship 1 is available for use as a backup during the flight test program.

So far, so good as the Skyray 48 team works through the late summer heat of the Mojave Desert as they continue blazing a trail with this futuristic aircraft design.
View X-48B Photos

(Source:NASA)

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In previous versions of Windows, tweaking settings to get the fastest system possible used to require bouncing from one arcane dialog box to the next. Though Vista makes most system information easier to find, many of the tools that will put your PC into overdrive remain buried. Here's a guide to Windows' built-in performance tools.

A new Control Panel applet in Vista collects your favorite (and not so favorite) tools for analyzing and revving up your system: Click Start, Control Panel, System and Maintenance, Performance Information and Tools, and click the links on the left to access the tools you need (see the image at right). Be sure not to neglect the various options that lurk behind the 'Advanced tools' link.

Note: Few of these tools are new to Vista--XP users can access most of them by following the steps listed in the chart below.


1Windows XP and 2000 have no equivalents for Vista's System Health Report or Ready Boost.

(Source:PCWORLD.COM)

JOKES 2

Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hard ware store or the bathroom.

Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

JOKES 1

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Woman don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types .

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him .

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one-they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.

9. Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners-he gets out of the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he already is.

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men .......... a woman.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

14. Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially violent-but they make great pets.

15. Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.

16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop".

17. Husbands are like children-they're fine if they're someone else's.

Comex 2007: The Full Monty!

Comex 2007 Commences!
When the folks responsible for bringing COMEX told us that COMEX 2007 will be bigger and much better than previous years, they sure weren't joking. Unlike other annual local IT bazaars, all the major brands, including small ones, are all out in full attendance at COMEX 2007. Forget about going anywhere else in Singapore to splurge on IT and consumer lifestyle products because you'll not find a better venue that has every brand under one roof and at discounted rates other than COMEX 2007. On that same note, you can also forget about going anywhere else to see what's going on at COMEX 2007 other than here at www.hardwarezone.com. We do the walking while you do smart shopping, right in front of your computer, and if you're our DMCard member, you'll enjoy exclusive access to all the flyers of COMEX 2007 .
Acer's Booth

Acer has many notebooks and LCDs on sale that should be popular with students and the likes.

Its design will surely be a hit with students and so is its price of just $1,198. Acer is throwing in a 1GB RAM upgrade free into this notebook that has an AMD Turion 64 MK-38 processor (2.2GHz) with 80GB HDD, DVD-Super Multi Double Layer Drive, GeForce 7000M graphics and genuine Microsoft Windows Vista Home Basic.

One popular model that's selling fast is the Acer Aspire 4710-3A1G16Mi that's going for $1598. This is a faster and more equipped notebook than the Aspire 5710, sporting an Intel Core 2 Duo processor T5450 (1.66GHz with 2MB L2 cache and Intel EM64T), 1GB DDR2 RAM, 160GB HDD, Bluetooth 2.0+EDR, a 5-in-1 card reader, Dolby Certified Surround Sound System and Windows Vista Home Premium. If you have a slightly fatter budget, this is the Aspire notebook to buy.

Taking performance up several notches is the Aspire 5920G-302G16N notebook. At $2,498, this notebook is packed with the latest Intel Core 2 Duo processor T7300 (2.0GHz with 4MB L2 cache and Intel EM64T). 2GB of DDR2 RAM, a 160GB SATA HDD, built-in Bluetooth 2.0+EDR, DVD Super Multi Double-Layer drive, a 5-in-1 card reader, integrated 0.3-megapixel webcam and an NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GT graphics means this notebook is capable of 3D gaming.

For those looking for a desktop computer with a very small footprint and performance of Intel Core 2 Duo technology, the Acer Mini PC is one for your consideration. It measures just 25cm tall and 6cm thick, and Acer is providing up to $300 instant cash off and a 2GB SD card (for UOB card members only). There are three versions on sale with prices starting from $1,199 to $1,799.

The Acer Aspire M5630 tops Acer's multimedia PC category by featuring an Intel Core 2 Quad processor Q6600 (2.4GHz with 8MB L2 cache). What you'll get for $2,199 are a 500GB SATA HDD, nVidia GeForce 8400, 2GB DDR2 RAM, DVD Super Multi Double Layer, a 9-in-1 card reader, a 22-inch LCD, and speakers & subwoofer. You'll also get a $50 shopping voucher.
Apple's Booth

Priced at $2048 for the 20 inch 2.0GHz model, the new iMac has an option to upgrade to the 2GB RAM at $88 with free Microsoft Office STE and cleaning kit. Definitely worth looking out for.
(Source:hardwarezone.com)
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