^_^

Seth: No dude I don't want him.
Jarron: Why not?
Seth: Well....after that man got raped by that Chocobo last week....
Jarron: Dude, you know that's not true. Like a Chocobo could rape somebody hahaha!
Chocobo: *humps Jarron's leg*
Jarron: Get off, Get off!!
Seth: What the hell?!
Jarron: Don't worry he just wants to play. GET OFF!!
Jarron: *beats Chocobo with remote*
Seth: Dude thats animal abuse.
Jarron: I'm just giving him a little disipline.
Chocobo: *shits on Xbox 360*
Jarron: You son of a bitch!!
Jarron: *punches Chocobo*
Seth: Dude!!
Jarron: So anyway you sure you don't want him?
Seth: NO THANK YOU!

(Door bell rings)

Jarron: Who could that be?
Policeman: Your neighbors say that you've been abusing your Chocobo.
Seth: Later, Jarron!
Jarron: Animal abuse! Hahahah....
Policeman: You think animal abuse is funny....
Jarron: Of course not hehehe..
Policeman: You think this is funny?! *shows Jarron picture of tortured Chocobo*
Jarron: Oh my god!
Policeman: Let me see it...
Jarron: uh sure heheh..
Policeman: *stares at Jarron*
Policeman: Why are their bruises on it?
Jarron: I'm afraid that my Chocobo is mentally retarded officer.
Policeman: retarted?
Jarron: Yep, he keeps falling down the stairs...poor thing *sob*
Police: What about the Chocobo screams?
Jarron: I made him watch R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"
Policeman: I love "Trapped In The Closet". Did you see the part where the policeman found out the his wife is cheatin' on him with a midget? R. Kelly is a genius!
Jarron: I think he's a little slow if you ask me.
Policeman: Well no animal abuse here.
Jarron: Let me show to the door ^_^.

Jarron decided to keep the Chocobo after all.

THE END?