LESAGE

I am a member of The Elite. We are the future leaders of the world. We are now gathering to declare war on the Evil system that right now controls mankind's destiny. The system of Economics, Politics and Religion. That is the 666.

We are not chosen leaders, we are natural leaders. We have proven our worth in the past by being some of the greatest kings, queens and presidents in World history. We have been leaders before, and we have done a bloody good job at it. We are the best and highest of mankind.

And we have come again to offer mankind our enlightened leadership. We provide the only solution.

Last night I heard about this person who had started a company for Yoga for dogs. Geez. I guess fat, rich ladies visit there with their poor accessory dogs and fork out huge amounts of dosh for their yoga. Then there is the association for homeless dogs. Yeah right. Commendable, but as long as there are actually homeless PEOPLE in the world, you won't get my help. No siree!

I love dogs, don't get me wrong, but where are the priorities in this bloody world? Drives me mad...

I need a cigarette now. I roll my own you see. I'm a real proffessional.

Geez, I should really have to be more active on this community. The Opera Community is the only one I really like. I have a Myspace account and all, but I don't have any use for it. I just get nice messages from women who want me to check out their brand new porn pages there. So yeah. Sigh.

This has probably been the first Christmas I've spent sober for, like, ten years. Not a single drink. I thought it wasn't possible...