vampire

Was Jesus a Vampire?
Well think about it. In order
for someone to gain eternal
life and immortality they had
to drink Jesus' blood. Is that
the ritual that vampires have
in order to make someone
become a vampire and
therefore gain immortality?
This would mean that Jesus
was a vampire that sacrificed
his own blood to feed
everyone else with. Or am I
wrong about the vampire
mythology or the biblical
mythology?
He could have also been a
werewolf. He killed himself to
save others, and commanded
they consume his flesh like a
werewolf would do. Nasty
huh? Christianity sounds like a
grotesque cannibalistic death
cult.