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episode 2: One woman's poison

As a rule of thumb, if you're attracted to a man and want him to take an interest in you, you should try not to poison his descendants.

I learned that lesson last summer, when a gentleman who lived in the neighbourhood strolled by my apartment building with his two great grandchildren in tow. This man was no stranger-we had often shared a bench down at the statue garden but had never spoken. In fact, the last time I had seen him, I had asked after his health and was brushed off like I had asked for spare change.

But here he was in front of my ground-floor apartment with two beautiful little ones, and I thought I'd take another shot at showing him that I was interested. I waved hello and asked him if the toddlers might like a cool drink. He accepted and approached, introducing himself at last. His name was Bruno.

I sat the little ones at the kitchen table with some juice and, as they were drinking, Bruno wandered into the living room. He was impressed by my wall of bookcases (nobody reads anymore) and, before long, we were pulling out one volume after another, talking about literature, art and music. We had many similar interests.

Then, all of a sudden, Bruno was struck by the silence in the kitchen, and ducked back around the corner to make sure the toddlers were okay. I followed him in just as the younger child, standing before the open cupboard under the sink, raised a squirt bottle of liquid cleanser to her lips.

It was awful. The child was unharmed, but could easily have been in real danger. I felt terrible, and sputtered something about being older and having to keep all the cleaning supplies within easy reach. It had never occurred to me, at 80 years of age, to childproof my own home!

Nothing terrible had happened, but the incident was awkward and embarrassing and, when he left with the children, I was sure I would never see him again...


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episode 1: Running to get behide

Before Canada went metric, we used to say that an ounce of prevention wasworth a pound of cure. Now we figure that fifty grams of prevention is worth about half a kilo of cure. The poetry has suffered but the point is still valid, and I was reminded of that one hot day last summer.

Since my wife passed away eight years ago, I have made a habit of walking to the statue garden of a local gallery, relaxing on one particular bench off the beaten path, reading the paper in peace. In July, a woman I didn't know began sitting on the same bench every day to read.

Hardly a word passed between us but, over time, I began to get the impression that she was there to see me. Her possible interest made me think about her differently. I found myself making sure I was at the garden at exactly the same time everyday. Right through August I never missed. Nor did she. Pretty soon, I was thinking a whole lot more about her than about the daily news. I figured I'd ask her out.

I had been out of the dating scene for a while - sixty years or so - an it took a bit of doing for me to muster the courage to ask her out dancing. There's a spot not too far from my place where they still bring in a dance band once a month. I decided to ask her to come dancing with me the following Saturday night.

But I kept putting it off. Friday rolled around and I still hadn't thought of a good line to open the conversation. Nervous, I cut the lawn, cleaned the kitchen, then swept the garage to keep myself busy. In fact, I distracted myself so well that, the first time I looked at the clock, I saw that I was nearly an hour late! She might be gone! I ran out of the house, leaving my wallet, sunglasses, hearing aid and newspaper on the hall table. Hoping she hadn't left yet, I ran most of the way to the gallery.

Now I keep pretty active, but it had been quite a while since I pushed myself this hard. And the day was hot - a real scorcher. The sun beat down on me and, by the time I arrived, I was wiped. In fact, I was really in trouble. Fortunately (actually unfortunately) she was still there when I arrived. I dropped down onto the bench exhausted, heaving and gasping for breath. I hadn't yet learned the great secret of aging - keep active but pace yourself. I was fried.

She leaned over, probably to ask me if I was okay, but I never heard a word she said; my hearing aid was back in the house with my cash and shades! I muttered that I was fine and, to hide the truth (that I couldn't hear her at all) I waved her off as though I wanted to be alone.

And alone is exactly how I spent Saturday evening. The big first date would have to wait.


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