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♡Cherish her♡
Monday, March 26, 2012 2:15:35 PM
A man asked his father-in-law,
"Many people praised you
for a successful marriage.
Could you please share
with me your secret?"
The father-in-law smiled and said:
"Never criticise your wife
for her shortcomings or
when she does something wrong.
Always bear in mind that because
of her shortcomings and weaknesses,
she could not find a better Husband than you."
"Many people praised you
for a successful marriage.
Could you please share
with me your secret?"
The father-in-law smiled and said:
"Never criticise your wife
for her shortcomings or
when she does something wrong.
Always bear in mind that because
of her shortcomings and weaknesses,
she could not find a better Husband than you."
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Material things
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 1:59:20 PM
A married lady was expecting a
birthday gift from her husband.For
many months she had admired a
beautiful diamond ring in a
showroom, and knowing her husband
could afford it, she told him that was
all she wanted. As her birthday
approached, this lady awaited signs
that her husband had Purchased the
diamond ring... Finally, on the
morning of her birthday, her husband
called her into his studyroom.
Her
husband told her how proud he was to
have such a good wife, and told her
how much he loved her. He handed
her a beautiful wrapped gift box.
Curious, the wife opened the box and
found a lovely, leather-bound Bible,
with the wife's name embossed in
gold.
Angrily, she raised her voice to her
husband and said, 'With all your
money you give me a Bible? and
stormed out of the house, leaving her
husband.
Many years passed and the married
lady was very successful in business.
She managed to settle for a more
beautiful house and a wonderful
family, but realized her ex-husband
was very old, and thought perhaps she
should go to visit him. She had not
seen him for many years.
But before she could make
arrangements, she received a
telegram tellingher that her ex-
husband had passed away, and willed
all of his possessions to her. She
needed to come back immediately and
take care of things.
When she arrived at her ex-husband's
house, sudden sadness and regret
filled her heart.
She began to search through her ex-
husband's important papers and saw
the still new Bible, just as she had left
it years ago.
With tears, she opened the Bible and
began to turn the pages. Her ex-
husband had carefully underlined a
verse, Matt 7:11, 'And if you being evil
know how to give good gifts to your
children, how much more shall
your Heavenly Father which is in
heaven, give to those who ask Him?'
As she read those words, a tiny
package dropped from the back of the
Bible.
It had a diamond ring with her name
engraved on it, the same diamond
ring which she saw at the showroom.
On the tag was the date of her birth,
and the words...'LUV U ALWAYS'...
How many times do we miss God's
blessings because they are not
packaged as we expected?Do not spoil what you have by desiring
what you have not; but remember that
what you now have was once among
the things you only hoped for.
birthday gift from her husband.For
many months she had admired a
beautiful diamond ring in a
showroom, and knowing her husband
could afford it, she told him that was
all she wanted. As her birthday
approached, this lady awaited signs
that her husband had Purchased the
diamond ring... Finally, on the
morning of her birthday, her husband
called her into his studyroom.
Her
husband told her how proud he was to
have such a good wife, and told her
how much he loved her. He handed
her a beautiful wrapped gift box.
Curious, the wife opened the box and
found a lovely, leather-bound Bible,
with the wife's name embossed in
gold.
Angrily, she raised her voice to her
husband and said, 'With all your
money you give me a Bible? and
stormed out of the house, leaving her
husband.
Many years passed and the married
lady was very successful in business.
She managed to settle for a more
beautiful house and a wonderful
family, but realized her ex-husband
was very old, and thought perhaps she
should go to visit him. She had not
seen him for many years.
But before she could make
arrangements, she received a
telegram tellingher that her ex-
husband had passed away, and willed
all of his possessions to her. She
needed to come back immediately and
take care of things.
When she arrived at her ex-husband's
house, sudden sadness and regret
filled her heart.
She began to search through her ex-
husband's important papers and saw
the still new Bible, just as she had left
it years ago.
With tears, she opened the Bible and
began to turn the pages. Her ex-
husband had carefully underlined a
verse, Matt 7:11, 'And if you being evil
know how to give good gifts to your
children, how much more shall
your Heavenly Father which is in
heaven, give to those who ask Him?'
As she read those words, a tiny
package dropped from the back of the
Bible.
It had a diamond ring with her name
engraved on it, the same diamond
ring which she saw at the showroom.
On the tag was the date of her birth,
and the words...'LUV U ALWAYS'...
How many times do we miss God's
blessings because they are not
packaged as we expected?Do not spoil what you have by desiring
what you have not; but remember that
what you now have was once among
the things you only hoped for.
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MONOLOGUE OF A DRUNKEN WOMAN...
Saturday, August 14, 2010 9:16:01 AM
A super elegent and beautiful woman came out from a bar ...with a high level of alcohol in her system.while walking towards her expensive BMW car of the year,she tried to opened it with the keys...but was unable due to her drunken condition...she dropped flat on the ground next to the car door.
Legs opened and with no panties on,she looked down and the only thing she saw was her 'vijayjay' and started talking to it....because of you i have a car....because of u i have jewellery...because of u i have money....because of u i could have any man i want...because of u i have a mansion all of a suddeb she started to pee...and got wet and shouted....stop crying u Idiot!!!...Im not quarelling with u...
Legs opened and with no panties on,she looked down and the only thing she saw was her 'vijayjay' and started talking to it....because of you i have a car....because of u i have jewellery...because of u i have money....because of u i could have any man i want...because of u i have a mansion all of a suddeb she started to pee...and got wet and shouted....stop crying u Idiot!!!...Im not quarelling with u...
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DID U EVER STOP AND WONDER...
Monday, May 3, 2010 9:59:13 PM
-who was the first person to look at
at a
and say "i think i'll squeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?
-why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
-why do ppl point to their wrists when asking for the time,but dont point to their bums when they ask where the bathroom is?
-why do Alphabet song
and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
-did u ever notice when u blow in a dog's face it gets mad at u,but when u take it on a car ride it sticks its head out the window?
-why u never see the headline,"Psychic Wins Lotto"
-why doctors call what they do practise?
-why the man who invests your money is called a broker?
-why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
-why u don't get mouse flavoured cat food?
Why flats are called apartments when they're all stuck together?
-why women cant put on mascara with their mouths closed?
at a
and say "i think i'll squeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?-why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
-why do ppl point to their wrists when asking for the time,but dont point to their bums when they ask where the bathroom is?

-why do Alphabet song
and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?-did u ever notice when u blow in a dog's face it gets mad at u,but when u take it on a car ride it sticks its head out the window?
-why u never see the headline,"Psychic Wins Lotto"
-why doctors call what they do practise?
-why the man who invests your money is called a broker?
-why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
-why u don't get mouse flavoured cat food?
Why flats are called apartments when they're all stuck together?
-why women cant put on mascara with their mouths closed?
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The moment of truth
Thursday, April 22, 2010 9:22:34 PM
This is for my sweet friends that will love to know more about me. I will also ask u some questions too cos will love to know you guys more about ur culture , food and ur countries too . So let's get started . . .
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HAIRY TO MAKE OTHERS HAPPY
Thursday, April 15, 2010 8:18:16 PM
I was talking to my brother on skype the other day.he and his family live in us.his 8year old daughter came onto the computer to say hello and we noticed her hair was much longer than usual.
In fact it was touching her collar and covering her ears ! She usually prefers to keep her hair short so we asked her what was going on.she told us she was growing her hair over a year . She will then have it shaved for cancer sufferers
The hair they cut off will be used to make wigs for children who have lost their hair as a result of cancer treatment . What an excellent idea ! Instead of having your hair shaved or coloured,let it grow and donate it for a wig .she said her school agreed to the idea as long as the students kept their hair neat and tied up and she kept her word to have it cut after a year .
In fact it was touching her collar and covering her ears ! She usually prefers to keep her hair short so we asked her what was going on.she told us she was growing her hair over a year . She will then have it shaved for cancer sufferers
The hair they cut off will be used to make wigs for children who have lost their hair as a result of cancer treatment . What an excellent idea ! Instead of having your hair shaved or coloured,let it grow and donate it for a wig .she said her school agreed to the idea as long as the students kept their hair neat and tied up and she kept her word to have it cut after a year .
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Life
Tuesday, April 13, 2010 7:11:31 PM
Life =u grow in age , grow in wisdom , grow in knowledge , grow in power , grow in influence , grow in success , grow in prospirity and grow in wealth ,rich in love ,rich in submission ,peace , perseverance ,rich in faith then this is what we call watering the garden of your life. God has expanded your teritory are you wise enough to grow in prayer and fill the empty spaces . . .
Monday, August 27, 2012 2:06:53 PM
Invite on Fb my email address is lizzyliz@webmail.co.za see u there...
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