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Ladies and murder

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Poirot: "What about mademoiselle Henderson?"
Hastings: "Really? No..."
Poirot: "Well, I think perhaps she has the motive, no?"
Hastings: "She's a lady, Poirot."
Poirot: "And you think, mon ami, that ladies do not commit murder?"
Hastings: "Ladies don't get found out."


- Agatha Christie's Poirot, 1x7: Problem at Sea

The new TV shows of 2011

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Hello!


Being an immense fan of lists, and a much-too-dedicated watcher of televised scripted entertainment, I thought I would list the new shows I have checked out in and from 2011. Except for where it is otherwise noted, I have seen all of these in their entirety, and am up to date until at least December 31st 2011.

First, an overview of which new shows I have seen this year, in roughly chronological order of their premiere dates:
* Young Justice (Cartoon Network) - still airing
* The Cape (NBC) - cancelled
* Shameless [the US remake] (Showtime) - still airing
* Lights Out (FX) - cancelled
* Harry's Law (NBC) - still airing
* The Chicago Code (Fox) - cancelled
* Mr. Sunshine (ABC) - cancelled
* Camelot (Starz) - cancelled
* Breakout Kings (A&E) - still airing
* The Borgias (Showtime) - still airing
* Mortal Kombat: Legacy (online series) - completed
* Game of Thrones (HBO) - still airing
* Falling Skies (TNT) - still airing [I DID NOT FINISH THIS ONE]
* Suits (USA) - still airing
* Marvel Anime: Wolverine (G4) - completed
* Marvel Anime: Iron Man (G4) - completed
* Alphas (Syfy) - still airing
* Husbands (online series) - completed
* New Girl (Fox) - still airing
* Revenge (ABC) - still airing
* Ringer (CW) - still airing
* Terra Nova (Fox) - still airing
* Suburgatory (ABC) - still airing
* Homeland (Showtime) - still airing
* Boss (Starz) - still airing
* Once Upon A Time (ABC) - still airing
* Grimm (NBC) - still airing

And, yes, I am aware that some of these were technically not cancelled but rather "not renewed". For all intents and purposes, though, if they don't have a series finale clearly intended to be such, the difference is negligible from a creative standpoint, which is the one I care about, so, not bothering to do the research of finding out which is technically which.


Wow. 27 shows. This is going to be a long, long post. To keep it shorter, I won't explain what each show is about - if you've not heard of one, or my comments make no sense with what you have heard, please ask in the comments, and I shall do the plot-summary so you know what the show is about. Here, however, I will keep it limisted to my reactions and thoughts.

Also note that I've checked out every show I heard of and thought I could maybe be interested in this year save one - Person of Interest (CBS). It seems on the surface too procedural for my tastes, but the premise and Emerson's involvement both do tempt me, so if it gets better reviews as it goes, maybe one day. Also honourable mention before we start to Starz' Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, which while not technically a new show, was leagues and miles and lightyears better than the season it is a prequel to, and highly recommended as a starting point for anyone who likes speculative amouns of intrigue, sex and violence and awesomely stilted dialogue all wrapped up in Ancient Roman garbs. Just be aware that after finishing the prequel, most of the actual first season is rather crappy (it gets good by the end, though).

So, ranking, least to best:

27 * Husbands (online series) - completed
A bit disappointed by this, to be honest. It has a good word on it, it is Jane Espenson's mindchild, all three actors are quite good at bringing both the funny and the sweet, and it even cameos in Nathan Fillion at one point. Is it watchable? Yes, the über-short episode format makes it easily digestible enough to ignore the flaws. But honestly, the jokes could (should) be way, way funnier.

26 * Marvel Anime: Iron Man (G4) - completed
Checked this out on a whim, but mostly on the strength of the names involved on the creative side. Can't say I'm too impressed. Pasdar does a fine job as Tony Stark - in fact, the voice acting is decent throughout - and the plot is at least original. But parts of it just never seemed convincing (the plotline with Yinsen, his mentor, seems intriguing at first, but quickly dissolves by being explained away with over-the-top non-credible insane-logic, for instance), and the anime dressing never really clicks with me. "Oh no I said something which might have been mildly inappropriate in 1812, let me stand here and stutter for a while in embarrassment" gets so old so fast.

25 * Falling Skies (TNT) - still airing [I DID NOT FINISH THIS ONE]
Albeit cursed with the dual distinction of bottom billing and being the only show on the list that I started but could not find it in even my obsessive soul to finish (yet...), there were some positive features on this show. The protagonist, while for plot purposes your typical bland hero dude, had some unusual features (schoolteacher!) and was rather well acted. In fact, the whole cast, while not stellar or anything, made a big, big impression considering how stereotyped their characters were. The annoying teenagers are not so annoying, the grouchy old pseudo-antagonistic army officer is likable in spite of himself, and the amoral wildcard turned unwilling sidekick was downright interesting. To top this off, there are some nice post-apocalyptic mysteries going on. Sadly, the show didn't manage to become anything more than stunt-of-the-week in the five episodes I gave it, and the plots just did not warrant my time. A shame. But on the strength of the premise and the cast, I can easily see this suddenly finding its footing and getting good reviews in season 2 or 3, so I am not completely giving up hope on it. For now though, this is as skippable as it gets unless you really, really, really love post-apocalypse alien invasion TV.

24 * Mortal Kombat: Legacy (online series) - completed
Having next to no history, experience or knowledge of or with the Mortal Kombat franchise, checking this out was a whim of proportions. It was... interesting, though. The anthology premise makes it tough to rank it - parts were good, parts less so - but I definitely would recommend this to anyone with a slight interest in small scale epic sci-fi/fantasy action.

23 * Marvel Anime: Wolverine (G4) - completed
Companion piece to Iron Man - they even cross over - and voiced by Pasdar's Heroes-brother Ventimiglia. Ventimiglia does not have anywhere near the same presence Pasdar does, but he does a decent job here, I'll give him that, even if he occasionally comes off as trying too hard to sound callous and grouchy. Then again, maybe that's just good acting, as that sounds like something Wolverine would try to do, too. A much, much, much simpler plotline than Iron Man's is explored here, and it (unfortunately) works better with the formula. The big action scene at the end of each episode feels more organic because it is not intruding as much on a main narrative, and the simple emotional underpinning of Wolverine looking for his girlfriend drives you forward. That said, it also makes the season feel overlong and at times rather dreary. Watchable, but not much more.

22 * The Borgias (Showtime) - still airing
Disappointment of the year. I cannot BELIEVE I am ranking Jeremy Irons as one of the most compelling figures in political history on Showtime beneath something with dinosaurs which airs on... Fox. The world, clearly, has gone insane.
But there we are. I'm still watching this - how can I not, it is Irons and manipulative cardinals and assassins - but the sheer fact that I am not ranking it in my top five is a failure for a show with a cast and premise like this one. The pacing is frequently awful, the plots hardly ever pack the punch they logically should, and when the small time assassin is the most compelling character in a show about warring kings and popes, something is wrong. All that said, the show did get increasingly better as it went, and was downright good in the final two-three episodes. I have tentative hopes for season 2, but seriously, Showtime, burn me once, shame on you, burn me twice...

21 * Breakout Kings (A&E) - still airing
It is a decent show, but very predictably procedural. While there is nothing wrong with the other cast members or characters, Jimmi Simpson is the reason this show is worth my time (if only barely). His brilliantly talented behavioural psychologist with a gambling addiction seeking redemption for the girl who overdosed on medication he proscribed her is not only consistently interesting, he's also consistently charming and consistently funny. I've never seen Simpson be anything less than compelling, but this part was certainly a stellar match for him. And the show as a whole is fair enough, if much too easily digested for my tastes. Only beats Borgias on account of Simpson, though.

20 * Mr. Sunshine (ABC) - cancelled
I was initially underwhelmed, but the show seemed to eventually find its footing and then got funnier as it went on. Unfortunately, it also got cancelled and it went off. Jeanty was especially hilarious here - her oblivious racism in particular was a hoot - but every character grew on me, and of course, Perry would be funny even if locked in a cage. Hey, that could be his new show!

19 * Terra Nova (Fox) - still airing
Steven Spielberg's second executive producing billing of the year - the first one being Falling Skies - this too is post-apocalyptic. Or to be specific, it is pre-postapocalyptic, as a group of people escape a grim future and goes back to the day of the dinosaur. The pilot was great, just great. Then the show did what I feared, and went procedural in the extreme. Episode 2-7 is garbage, and you can probably skip 8-9 too, though the show was getting better. 10-13 was quite, quite solid. Nothing special by any means, but solid, and living at least almost up to what the pilot promised. I'm actually rather optimistic for season 2 on this one now. They seem to have figured out what the show is, and while the cast (one or two characters aside) is much more bland than that of Falling Skies, the premise and mysteries are, in return, much more compelling. The second they stopped doing obvious plot-of-the-week stories we've seen on a thousand TV shows before, it got quite watchable, as the underpinnings they then lean on have a lot of potential.

18 * New Girl (Fox) - still airing
Oh, how I fought to decide on whether or not to keep going with this one. Deschanel's protagonist starts out as utterly unfunny. The pseudo-portmanteau "adorkable" is thrown around about this show a lot, and it is fitting to the extent that if you find that word remotely charming, you'll probably like the main character, too. I hate the word, and I'm really, really not a fan of the character. BUT. Such a fun secondary cast. Now obviously Greenfield's Schmidt utterly steals the show comedy wise - and I would have given up after episode 2 if not for him - but the other three regulars are also quite decent. And in Deschanel's defense, her performance is fine. It is just the character which is utterly unfunny. Luckily, she gets toned down a lot in episodes five and six, and so I've kept going, and it seems to have stuck, luckily. Mostly I kept going for Schmidt, who makes me laugh at least twice per episode, but really for the supporting cast in general, who make the stories seem human and grounded when the title character is running around being boring. Her male counterpart introduced in episode 6 oddly seems to help that, though. When they are two, they're not just being awkward and stupid, they're suddenly rather being cute and different. Hope he stays around for a while.

17 * Alphas (Syfy) - still airing
A show surprisingly torn between interestingly brave and predictably safe moves. It's a procedural about a misfit crew of super-powered special agents solving sci-fi crimes (predictably safe). The misfits are not all that cool (going for realistic personalities rather than having everyone be a witty machiavellian or a likable grunt), and the super-powers are borderline realistic and usually very underpowered (compared to on shows like, say, Heroes or The 4400) - interestingly brave. The over-arching plot is a sinister fanatic terror organisation pulling at strings (predictably safe), but several of the protagonists, including the moral compass-leader character, explicitly express sympathetic feelings towards the organisation's views (interestingly brave). The villains are one-offs who carry a single stand-alone episode plot only hinting at a greater conspiracy (predictably safe), but they are never one-note evil, always morally grey, and frequently sympathetic (interestingly brave). And a surprising amount of them are left alive, so hopefully, season 2 will see a lot of the recurring. While the secondary guest characters being a bigger draw then the main cast is an unfortunate thing, it is still a draw, and when you combine that with a clear tendency towards ever more decent episodes and a refreshingly low-key take on super powers, I'm actually rather intrigued by this. I just wish to the gods it was less procedural.
In a lot of ways, Alphas is very similar to Breakout Kings - you could set up the casts, for instance, and give mostly one-to-one relationships of their group and plot dynamics - but it has less humour (BK's main strength), and more story. and it has a solid season finale hinting at a potentially much more interesting second season. (Whereas Breakout Kings show little interest in ever messing with their formula).

16 * The Cape (NBC) - cancelled
Better cast than Terra Nova, but otherwise pretty much the same story - though this one ends in cancellation. Great movie-esque pilot, a half-limping run of standalones mixed in with the main arc, and just as it seems to figure itself out it ends. James Frain as the half Luthor-half Joker villain was a treat, though.

15 * Grimm (NBC) - still airing
Severe standaloneitus, and a protagonist so bland he makes the dude from Terra Nova seem like Winston Churchill, and yet... Silas Weir Mitchell is FANTASTIC as the not-so-big formerly-bad wolf sidekick, and sells the show from the get go. Also intriguing, but for now not yet given anything of import to do, is Sasha Roiz's Captain Renard. The creatures really should be re-used rather than inventing new ones every week (WHY could the mouse-creatures not just have been the rat creatures from an earlier episode? They were even described with pretty much the same characteristics!), and the police work angle is so prominent it should at least be taken more seriously ("preliminary DNA results are back and we know she is a woman" - what the what?), but all in all, I am both entertained and intrigued. The main plots seem like they could be heaps of fun, if only they are ever allowed front seat.

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This is a break-off point in quality. While I am certainly a much bigger fan of Grimm than Falling Skies, I would still drop Grimm if my schedule did not allow for it anymore, or if it takes a turn for the worse. After this, we're entering "good enough that I'll probably never drop it barring only extreme circumstances." Note that I am ridiculously anal and have an awfully hard time letting go of things, and as such my bar for this level is likely a lot lower than that of most.
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14 * Young Justice (Cartoon Network) - still airing
Wow, great animation! Looks good, has glimmers of actually witty humour, and manages to be about the DCU sidekicks without feeling childish or boring. Some things are of course a bit too on the nose - Miss Martian's "Hello Megan" was painfully old the first time she said it - but really, this is polished stuff which really takes advantage of the DCU it has at its disposal and seamlessly combine the standalone plots to longer and interesting plotlines. Surprisingly dark at times, and just all around enjoyable - if you like superheroes, you should give it a gander, but if you don't, you're probably not in the target demographic.

13 * The Chicago Code (Fox) - cancelled
Another one where my expectations were too high. Shawn Ryan? Tim Minear? How could this not be great? Well... it's not. Solid cast, though. The antagonist in particular was wonderful. But he was often not seen for episodes at a time, that's how little this show cared about its arc. If you watch episode 1-2 and then the series finale, you really won't have missed much of importance, and that is just sad. This could have been something quite special, and it ended up being just another cop show with some bittersweet moments of awesome here and there to highlight what it could have been.

12 * Camelot (Starz) - cancelled
And so we start the top 12! Camelot was a fun show, with a couple of fun actors, and some very interesting ideas on what they could do with the Arhturian legends. Some episodes were too standalone for their own good, but what really brought the show down was the pretty boy Arthur. Not the actor's fault, his actual acting was fine. But whoever cast him in that part... It's KING ARTHUR! Someone with some scene presence would be too much to ask? Ah, well. It is the Merlin and Morgan show anyway, and at least this way they never tried to hide it. Should have gotten a second season, but should also have been able to do more with the episodes they did have. Dragging their feet a tad too much, unfortunately, saving too many cool plotlines for a future which will now never come. Oh well. At least we got the fantastically gruesome visuals of Merlin's fetching Excalibur to remember it by.

11 * Harry's Law (NBC) - still airing
David E. Kelley might write the same episodes over and over on shows with different characters, but hey, at least they're good episodes and fun characters. With Harry's Law, he's added another lawyer show to his stable. Not as dark as The Practice, not as soapy as Ally McBeal, not as political as Boston Legal - but somewhere nicely between the three, carving out a new mix of familiar Kelley elements. And it works. Better lately than in the beginning. The show premiered in winter 2011, and found time to air half its second season the very same autumn. So far, the second half of season 1 beats season 2, but season 2 beats the first half of season 1 with a much bigger margin, so the quality is still fine. Nothing special to see here, but fine entertainment, and if you liked Kelley's earlier legal dramas, you will certainly like this one too.

10 * Ringer (CW) - still airing
Surprise, it's good! Started out as overwrought, inelegant and at worst just plain unengaging, but Ringer has improved weekly since the pilot, and my ranking of it reflects just how much so. Perhaps the most cable-esque network show I have seen since Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, I would not have batted an eyelid if this was on FX or Showtime - though my expectations, of course, would have been much higher. The cast is good, the plotting manages to be surprising, but sadly the show's main problem is one baked into the premise: The main character is always reacting. She doesn't have a plan of her own, but is caught in the web of other people's plans (most of which we as the viewer can only guess at the details of). This makes the thriller-aspect work quite well, but it makes the equally important drama aspects a bit weak. There is no scheme to root for, no plan we wish will work out, because the main character is stuck in damage control. All that said, this is good TV, and deserves its spot on the top 10 new shows of the year.

9 * Suburgatory (ABC) - still airing
The main character's surprisingly Juno/Veronica Mars-esque charisma helps sell this, but really, the cast is very solid from end to end. Suburgatory is (at least currently) not an inspired piece of sitcom history like Arrested Development, Community or Parks & Recreation, but could easily grow into being another Modern Family - hilarious, reliable, likable. So very likable.

8 * Once Upon A Time (ABC) - still airing
The on-and-off wooden or cheesy acting (some actors seem more comfortable in their real-world-personas, others in their fairytale versions) that plagued the early episodes have mostly worn off by now, and the show has really come into fruition as a light-version of Lost. Lots of people trapped in a strange location? Check. Weekly character-centric flashbacks revealing a mysteriously combined back history? Check. Lots of little clues that something is wrong? Check. But much, much more accessible than Lost ever was. Clear protagonist/antagonist set-up from the get-go rather than an ensemble of moral greys, an equally clear audience awareness of the broad strokes of what the Big Mystery is all about. It also completely and whole-heartedly embraces its fantasy genre rather than tip-toeing for half a decade between realism, sci-fi and fantasy like Lost did. But these differences obviously have their downsides too. The cast is clearly inferior to Lost's, but that's not a slight to Once Upon A Time, merely a tip of the hat to Lost (I'm not a big fan, but I must admit credit where credit is due). More importantly, though, the clear knowledge of what the main plot is makes the mystery far less compelling. I still think it is intriguing enough, but it cannot at all compete with those of Lost's early episodes. So in short, again, it is a lightweight snack-sized version of Lost, with fairy tale characters. I personally tire of the main Snow White/Prince Charming plot and oddly prefer the more fringe-relevant episodes, but the flashbacks do always find some way of twisting the original tale so you feel engaged and interested, even when you're inclined not to be. Not a great show, but a very fun one, especially for a fantasy geek like me. And Robert Carlyle's Rumpelstiltskin is of course a pure joy.

7 * Boss (Starz) - still airing
If quality TV is about storytelling, Boss gets great marks on story and a barely pass on telling. It doesn't deliver the emotional punches of the story with nearly the force I feel it could and should (because they're GOOD punches!), and that is not in the acting, and mostly not in the writing, that is in the cutting, the filming, the scene-ordering, and so on and so forth. That said, I am quite into this show. I love a good Big Man-story (see my oft-mentioned love for Deadwood, Kings, Rome, The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, or my above-referenced adoration of the antagonist on the Chicago Code), and that is of course exactly what this promises to be. While hardly a plot-element seems new (so much of the premise seems straight out of Kings, for instance), the combination of them all are often inspired and Grammar's performance is just so great. I am - and the steady quality creep as the show went on (after a very disappointing episode 2) seems to verify this - crediting this show's many executive flaws to Starz' inexperience with original programming, and banking that season 2 is going to be a force to be reckoned with. I know I'm still reeling from the main twist of the season 1 finale.

6 * Lights Out (FX) - cancelled
I have less than zero interest in boxing. In fact, the show being about boxing quite put me off it. But I still really enjoyed this. Good actors (Eamonn Walker in particular should be in everything ever), a clean, emotional plotline that never overreached, this is one cancellation that felt almost organic. The story could easily end where it did, and the writers should be credited for ending it so smoothly. If you want a solid comeback-story drama miniseries, you could do a lot worse than Lights Out.

5 * Suits (USA) - still airing
On paper, this should be an unimpressive, run-of-the-mill idea for a TV show, but somehow, the sleek, elegant execution sells it, and sells it hard. Six months after the season ended, I'm still humming the opening theme. Funny, exciting, and most of all plain cool, this is as good as a lightweight fluff-over-substance drama can reasonably be expected to be. So excited about season 2!

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Ok, the final heat. While some of the ones so far are really, really good in my personal opinion, they do tend to depend a bit on your tastes and genre affinities and so on to be more than merely okay. The final four on the list are so much fun for me, however, that I cannot honestly imagine someone not at least thinking they're good. More likely very good. So no matter who you are, unless moving pictures make you nauseous and you miss the days of radio (in which case, go check out www.thrillingadventurehour.com, by the way), the following 2011 TV premieres receive my most heartfelt recommendations:
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4 * Revenge (ABC) - still airing
Really hooked by this. The best new non-cable show among the bunch, and tailored for me. Loosely based on the fabulous The Count of Monte Cristo, it adds 10% Batman (it might take you a few episodes to get that one) and 40% classic soap opera a la Dallas (this you'll catch on to quickly) to the thriller drama mix. The acting came off as a bit stiff and underwhelming in the pilot, but I quickly stopped noticing, and that was really my only complaint. The main character's manipulations are wonderful, the theme of the steep price of vengeance is never forgotten but never preachy, and the entire cast of secondary characters are so slippery and nasty in their own rights (but all in different ways) I am just so completely on board. Imagine if Game of Thrones was set in the Hamptons and nigh on every major character was a Littlefinger, a Varys or a Tyrion. That's basically this show.
Interesting sidenote is that Revenge, especially in the early episodes, reminded me a lot of the sadly cancelled show Profit (a sort of corporate world precursor to Dexter). The main character is coldly eliminating people in his/her way to achieve the ultimate goal of bringing down the massively powerful Greyson family (yes, the families even have the same name in both shows!). The wrappings and themes are very different from Profit, to be sure, but the structures and plotlines reminded me of it a lot. As I really, really like Profit, that's not at all a bad thing.

3 * Homeland (Showtime) - still airing
Mandy Patinkin - also known as Inigo Montoya, the best thing about Dead Like Me, and (I'm told) some dude on some stupid big-time cop procedural - is in this. If that's not selling you, your head is clearly not correctly attached (I'm trying to find a time to watch said stupid big-time cop procedural as I type), but don't worry, I have pitches that can break its signal through even the most unattached of spinal cords:
The star from Stardust and the face of Band of Brothers are heading this thing. Still not sold? Ok, it's helmed by Howard Gordon and Alex Gansa, writing partners since at least on Beauty and the Beast in the late eighties, and with CVs which combined involve working on shows like 24, Entourage, Angel, The X-files and The Inside.
Yeah, okay, I get it, I have tosay it: Homeland is awesome. It's just so good. It manages to be intense even when there is hardly anything going on - even though usually, there IS stuff going on - and it is mind-blowingly unafraid. By which I mean that this show burns bridges faster than other shows finish their opening credits. Nearly every episode permanently resolves some plotline or other that I expected to go on for a half-season at the very least. I've no idea how the writers are not terrified of running out of ideas by episode 3 in season 2 at this rate, but clearly, they know what they're doing, so I'm just going to lean back and be dazzled.
(Quick side-note, though - what on Earth was the deal with 2011 and secret-illness-plots? Protagonists on Homeland, Boss, Lights Out, a side-character on Revenge, and, if you count the drug addiction, the protagonist on Ringer, too!)

2 * Game of Thrones (HBO) - still airing
My favourite books in my favourite genre by my favourite author's adapted to a TV show by my favourite cable network and stars one of my favourite actors? Yeah, somehow, that did not end in abysmal disappointment at all! Game of Thrones is rock solid. Should it have had 13 episodes and felt less rushed? Yes. But when your only complaint basically amounts to "there should have been more", it is time to shut up.

1 * Shameless [the US remake] (Showtime) - still airing
So, when my favourite books in my favourite genre by my favourite author is adapted into a TV show by my favourite cable network, starring one of my favourite actors, and it is beaten to the top of this list by a comedy drama about a pack of money-troubled misfit siblings and an alcoholic useless git of a father, pitching or commenting beyond that very fact itself seems somehow redundant. But Shameless manages to be heart-warming, funny, sad, compelling, engaging, interesting without being about anything more than some less-than-well-off folks and their everyday lives, and it manages it all so effortlessly. I'm probably hyping this too much up now, but screw that, Shameless is fantastic, and watching it makes me happy. You go see it too.

Security

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Last Friday, at the Pentagon, President Barack Obama unveiled America’s new “defence strategy.” But it wasn’t actually about stopping anybody from invading the United States. That cannot happen. It was about reshaping the US military in a way that “preserves American global leadership, maintains our military superiority,” as Obama put it.

Curiously, President Obama was not wearing animal skins and wielding a stone ax when he made this announcement.

- Gwynne Dyer, Defence Budgets and Cavemen

What makes Colonel Tick-Tock tick

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Get set
to travel through yesterday!
You bet
adventure's right 'round the way!
Forget
your cares, 'cause fun's here to stay
It's Colonel Tick-Tock time!

Take a mind-bending trip to anywhen,
with the Royal Chrono-Patrol!
Up is down,
squares are round,
and now is then,
when you travel via time-hole!

You'll see
that you can meet anyone.
Take tea
(jolly good!)
with Attila the Hun!
Feel free
to set your watches for fun!
It's Colonel Tick-Tock time!

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So cheers,
it's been a marvelous trip!
Seems years
since I've had such a pip!
My dears,
I trust your lips did a flip,
for Colonel Tick-Tock Time.

A decade, a year
might well disappear
a fantastical, magical trick!
What's a month here and there,
I've got oodles to spare,
that's what makes Colonel Tick-Tock tick... tock... tick.. tock...

I made a solemn oath
to Her Majesty the Queen
back in jolly old London Town!
In regards to the sun
and the British Empire
that bright burning ball shan't ever go down!

Hooray! for the man of the hour!
Parades! and garlands of flower!
Make way! for chronological power!
It's Colonel Tick-Tock time!

Can't wait
for the next mystery!
Our date
to unwind history!
Your fate
(right mate!)
will take a new twist you'll see!

It's Colonel Tick-Tock
(with my trick-clock!)
time,
It's Colonel
Tick-Tock
time!

How Do You Do?

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Words and Music by Robert MacGimsey

How do you do? Fine! A friendly greetin'.
How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'.
How do you do? With everyone repeatin':
Pretty good, sure as you're born.

What goes up is sure to come down,
Penny lost is a penny found,
I'll "howdy" you, you'll "howdy" back,
This for that an' tit for tat.

How do you do?
Fine, how are you?
How you come on?
Pretty good, sure as you're born.

Stop jumpin', Br'er Rabbit,
you'll run out of breath.
Why don't you sit down an' calm yourself?

Well the grasshopper jump,
and so do the flea.
I do what I like, and I suits me!

How do you do? Fine! A friendly greetin'.
How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'.
How do you do? With everyone repeatin':
Pretty good, sure as you're born.

The weather's good, the fishin's fine.
Now what do you do with all your time?

Oh, I zigs and I zags, I to's and I fro's.
That's what you're askin'
and that's what you knows.

How do you do? Fine! A friendly greetin'.
How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'.
How do you do? With everyone repeatin':
Pretty good, sure as you're born.

Mind now, Br'er Rabbit, better mend your ways.
You's headin' for trouble one of these days.

Warnin' that rabbit is wastin' your breath!

Don't worry about me;
I can take care of myself!


- Disney's Song of the South

Loki's list of TV shows he'd like to watch, as per November 2011

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Hello, world!

I really, really like making lists, assuming the lists are about something I consider fun things. Like, say, TV shows I'd like to watch.

Currently, I'm mid-to-early in several shows (notably Doctor Who, Torchwood, Oz, Gilmore Girls, Weeds, The Emperor's New School and Monk), and so it might very well be quite long before I have the time to take any of these on. Still, rather than chronicle my list on an all too fallible computer which could crash, I'm going to chronicle it here!

(Disclaimer: While organised loosely by genre, the order within each paragraph is utterly random, and does not indicate any preferences towards the shows higher up on the list or somesuch. In other words, the ones I'm really not all that intrigued with (The Mentalist, New Girl or Cupid) but still feel I might enjoy if I checked them out are intermingled with the ones I feel strongly about watching as soon as possible (such as The Shield, Sports Night or The Good Wife), and everything between the two)

Comedy:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Always_Sunny_in_Philadelphia
Seinfeld http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld [have seen many random episodes, interested in watching it in proper order]
The Return of Jezebel James http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_Jezebel_James
Curb Your Enthusiasm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curb_Your_Enthusiasm
The IT Crowd http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_IT_Crowd
The Office (US) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_(U.S._TV_series)
Undeclared http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undeclared
Extras http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extras
Big Bang Theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Bang_Theory
Malcolm in the Middle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_in_the_Middle [have seen many random episodes, interested in watching it in proper order]
Red Dwarf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf_(TV_series) [have seen two episodes, unsure if I am still interested]
Coupling http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coupling_(UK_TV_series)
Peep Show http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peep_Show_(TV_series)
Joking Apart http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joking_Apart
Chalk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_(TV_series)
Free Agents (UK) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Agents
Outsourced http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outsourced_(TV_series)
New Girl http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Girl_(TV_series)
The League http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League


Drama:
The Shield http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shield [have seen two episodes, and am highly interested in getting back to it]
Downton Abbey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downton_Abbey
The Good Wife http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Good_Wife_(TV_series)
Six Feet Under http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Feet_Under_(TV_series)
Boston Public http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Public
Thief http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief_(TV_series)
Rubicon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubicon_(TV_series)
Lonesome Dove http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonesome_Dove_(TV_miniseries)
John from Cincinnati http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_from_Cincinnati
Friday Night Lights http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_Night_Lights_(TV_series)
Shark http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_(TV_series) [have seen three episodes, but interested in getting back to it]
Treme http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treme_(TV_series)
Rescue Me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_Me
Nip/Tuck http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nip/Tuck
The Walking Dead http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead_(TV_series)
The Vampire Diaries http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vampire_Diaries
Journeyman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journeyman_(TV_series) [have seen two episodes, unsure if I am still interested]
The Pretender http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pretender_(TV_series) [saw the pilot and am still on the fence]
Luther http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_(TV_series)
Leverage http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leverage_(TV_series)
Revenge http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revenge_(TV_series)
White Collar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Collar_(TV_series)
Life http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(NBC_TV_series)
The Mentalist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mentalist
Agatha Christie's Poirot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poirot_(TV_series) [have seen two episodes, interested in watching more]
Fringe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fringe_(TV_series) [have seen a season and a half, but interested in getting back to it]
Generation Kill http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Kill_(TV_series) [have seen three episodes and was underwhelmed, but it is by the The Wire guy, so I feel I should maybe give it some more time...]


Action drama/Adventure drama:
Jericho http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jericho_(TV_series)
Burn Notice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burn_Notice
Supernatural http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernatural_(TV_series)
Alphas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphas
Farscape http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farscape
Alias http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alias_(TV_series)
Wolverine and the X-men http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_and_the_X-men
Avatar: The Last Airbender http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avatar:_The_Last_Airbender
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sarah_Connor_Chronicles
X-men: Evolution http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men:_Evolution
Robin Hood http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hood_(2006_TV_series)
Teen Titans http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_Titans_(TV_series)
Iron Man: Armored Adventures http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Man:_Armored_Adventures
Sanctuary http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanctuary_(TV_series)
Misfits http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misfits_(TV_series)

Comedy-drama/Dramady/Action comedy:
Cupid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupid_(1998_TV_series) and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupid_(2009_TV_series)
Entourage http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entourage_(TV_series)
Castle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_(TV_series)
10 Things I Hate About You http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Things_I_Hate_About_You_(TV_series)
Warehouse 13 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warehouse_13
Eureka http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_(TV_series)
The Wedding Bells http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wedding_Bells
Dirty Sexy Money http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sexy_Money
Press Gang http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_Gang
Sports Night http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_Night
The Venture Bros http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venture_Bros


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This list is mostly for my benefit, but if you feel like commenting, comments are always fun. What I wish comments on, in order:
1. Negative opinions on anything regarding the shows listed above, so I know what to prioritise down
2. Pitches for shows not listed here that you believe I might not have seen and that you strongly feel should be added to the list
3. Positive opinions on anything regarding the shows listed above, to compliment whatever spurred me to mention it on the list in the first place
...but anything at all which could spur fun conversation is of course welcome.

My so-called taste in music

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So, being highly uninterested in music in a world where it sometimes seems like nigh on everyone is the exact opposite of that, I'm often stumped by the question 'what kind of music do you like, what do you listen to?'. 'Everything and nothing', I say, and would go merrily on my way, except for that one little problem which is my brain treating an unanswered question the way any given swarm of bees treats Winnie the Pooh.

So today, on the bus, I put my iPod (a gift - I would never _buy_ something to play music on) on Frequently played, and these are the things it played during the trip, in order, no cheating to make it look better or less embarrassing, though making the usual disclaimers as regards my faulty memory:
* Ode to Joy (Beethoven)
* Mighty Quinn (Manfred Mann)
* Make Your Own Kind of Music (The Mamas & the Papas)
* Papagaloepoeljoe (the parrot's fair-song in Rock'n Roll Wolf, no idea who made or performed it)
* Ding Dong Merrily on High (Celtic Woman - this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDnZyVMhzUk )
* You're the First, The Last, My Everything (Barry White)
* The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh-theme
* Fire fine lenestola (Hans Rotmo) (skipped)
* Canon in D (Pachabel) (listened to half before skipping)
* Son of Man (from "Tarzan", Phil Collins) (skipped)
* Ode to a Superhero (Weird Al) (skipped)
* Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver)
* Gunfight Epiphany (Rob Duncan)


So there you have it, once and for all: everything, and nothing.

Moonlight - series review

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I left my cell phone here yesterday. Spent 400 years without one. Now I can't go a day.

- Josef Kostan

In autumn 2007 (wait, what, seriously? *double-checks* Sigh, I feel so old) CBS premiered a vampire detective procedural show called Moonlight, with a male vampire-human female romance at its core.

So, crime procedural + angsty vampire romance mush, this should be an automatic instant hit in recent years' climate, right? Well I guess they were 6 months too early to hit the wave or something, because the show was cancelled after a mere 16 episodes.

I've always meant to watch this show - there is a distinct lack of paranormal quality fun on TV out there, and the show sported an executive producer credit by Profit and Angel's David Greenwalt as well as Veronica Mars' amazing Jason Dohring among the regular cast. But initial reviews were [insert politically correct term for piss-poor], Greenwalt left the show for health reasons before it even got on the air, and the show got cancelled before the winds of reputation turned for it.

Having now finally seen it at what I up until 5 minutes ago assumed to be max two years later, I have mixed feelings about this cancellation. Because, frankly, the pilot, the pilot is shite. SHITE. The dialogue and monologue is utterly awful, the plot predictable and un-engaging, and on the whole it comes off as the one thing this show immediately seems like it would be: a really weak Angel-copy. The only scenes which stood out were Dohring's puny two, and while he was great, they hardly made the rest worth the bother.

So why the mixed feelings? Well, first of all, the oh-so-bland main character was given impressive amounts of presence by actor Alex O'Loughlin. Encumbered with dialogue so bad I'm sure Aaron Sorkin was quietly weeping somewhere on account of its mere existence, O'Loughlin actually managed to make the part be more than the pretty boy main character.

And then episode 2 took an enormous step up. Suddenly, the show was simply bland, not awful. The main thing which had improved was the dialogue. It was now DECENT. Not good or anything. But decent. Even had a good joke or two.

Episode 3, 4, 5, 6... more of the same. A predictable procedural, not really worthy of my attention, but with a slight, steady crawl upwards in quality. Also, Dohring kept having a scene or two, like all too rare diamonds glittering in the dust. And the ridiculously uninteresting love interest was somehow becoming slightly tolerable by Sophia Myles' acting. I'm not saying she's an amazing talent, but she clearly knows something about what she's doing. At least O'Loughlin had the main character with the complex backstory to work with, but Myles was taking a two-dimensional turd of a character and making me NOT CRINGE WHEN SHE WAS ON SCREEN. By the end of the season, I almost liked her. Emmy anyone?

But then the show really hit its stride. Mid-season, suddenly, the hints of arc were hints no more. Shannyn Sossamon did a very charismatic turn as O'Loughlin's vampyric maker, some twists actually contained slightly surprising aspects, and I found myself LIKING the show. Eventually, Dohring's character even got a (rather good) episode devoted to him, though it would be the first and last of the kind.

As the Sossamon-arc drew to a (clearly only planned to be temporary) close and a recurring character was killed off with quite frankly surprising emotion, the show turned once again standalone, but it couldn't shake the nigh-on-depth that it had acquired in the mid-season. The final batch of episodes were thus genuinely okay even without the benefits of a powerful on-going arc. The final episode before the cancellation even, probably completely coincidentally, had aspects that made it a halfway decent series finale.

So on the whole, if you like vampires and mysteries, Moonlight is actually not that bad a choice. Skip the awful pilot. It has a lot of important exposition, sure, but you can read that between the lines and in the "previously on..."-segments anyway. You might need to hold your nose a bit for the first four episodes or so which follows as well, but if you're anything like me, you will then gradually find yourself quite liking the show. Oh, sure, there are plot holes and mythological inconsistencies here and there, but please, even True Blood is littered with those and they're on HBO. For what it is, Moonlight is frankly both surprisingly consistent and true to the genre. In 16 episodes, the only supernatural element was and remained vampires. No witches, shape-shifters, warlocks, djinns, nymphs or werewolves were ever even hinted at. This alone was impressive to me. Even Angel never remained that grounded in its own mythology.

We return then, to my mixed feelings. This show should never have made it past the pilot. But once it did, it managed to warrant its own existence and steadily grow and improve. Considering that, the early cancellation really is unfortunate. Moonlight, given a full first season and maybe at least half a second season, could actually have gotten quite great. It was certainly for its entire run headed in the right direction, without ever taking serious turns backwards. So, is it a travesty and a loss on the lines of amazing first-season goners like Firefly and Kings? Not at all. But having seen it, I must admit that I might on occasion find myself missing it a little, nonetheless.

Clash of the Titans - quickie review

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So, the Clash of the Titans remake (note that I have never seen the original) would have been immensely satisfying to my twelve year old self, I think. Corny and on the whole rather flat? Sure. But Fiennes and Neeson are good, the plot is simple but interesting, and man, those pegasi looked AMAZING. I want the Nighy-starring sequel noooow.

And on behalf of my (far more satisfied, if also far more upset at all the raped mythology involved) inner twelve-year-old: All this movie really lacked was a glorious sky-battle between a host of angels and a score of dragons!

Green Lantern - quickie review

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"Green Lantern": Not so much bad as just plain bland and filled with sadly missed opportunities.

Still, I chuckled at some of the jokes, and when it tried to be visually pretty it managed it well (but the 3D is once again completely pointless for the enjoyment of a movie which flaunts the attribute), and for a novice at the comics (I mostly know GL from animated movies and ditto series) they seemed to have the universe of it all pretty faithfully down.

In sum, I don't regret buying the ticket, if barely, and I will watch a sequel - albeit with very low expectations.

Captain America: The First Avenger - quickie review

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Captain America was quite good indeed, but I think I prefer both Thor and X-men: First Class of this summer's excellent trio of Marvel superhero flicks. While Cap did an impressive job of selling the very-easily-botched premise of the character to a modern audience, the effort to cram everything elegantly into a single movie came at the expense of pathos. It was exciting, funny and engaging - but unfortunately not really ever very moving. Still, I'm very happy with it and easily recommend it.

Slayerverse comics: After "After the Fall" reaction summary

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Officially up to date on all Slayerverse canon and pseudo-canon material. Brian Lynch's Spike-run was the definite highlight among the recentmost stuff, but anything with "Bill Williams" or "Scott Tipton and Mariah Huehner" on the writing credits deserves a look for those who like the universe. Of somewhat older stuff, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8 is of course well worth a look, as are most of the Tales, and Angel: After the Fall is - oft-times ridiculously bad art issues aside - fantastic.

None of it compares even moderately to Fray, of course (well, maaaaybe After the Fall, on the writing side), but for TV characters continuing in a different medium, it's all really surprisingly high standard. If you look away from Kelley Armstrong's run of embarrasingly out-of-character-voices and ditto plots in Angel: Aftermath, anyway.

Now... BRING ON SEASON 9!

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

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I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and I have mixed feelings.



Blackbeard was sufficiently present, but rather under-utilized. Barbossa was awesome, but the coolest story point he had happened off-screen before the film began. Jack had no real chance to double-cross, lie and cheat his way through the plot, which removed the main entertainment factor of previous films. (I suspect this might be because the main plot is based on a novel not about Sparrow, and so had no easily built-in twists of the kind so typical for his character). Mermaids worked a lot better than feared, though - their scenes might in fact have been the best thing about the movie. I also loved how for once we see Sparrow elegantly and subtly plan his seemingly improvised ridiculous stunts - shows that there is a lot more going on in his head than just plain crazy.



Plot as a whole was a smart return to the beginnings of the franchise - small scale swashbuckle quest wherein various opposing parties race to some mythical treasure - but due to the lack of, well, Jack Sparrow-style twists, it just came off as a filler story in the same vein as Curse of the Black Pearl, but without the personality and force of the original.



All in all, I am rather happy they made this movie because it is a movie in the vein of number 1 much more than 2 and 3 ever were, and thus gives me hopes for the continuation of the franchise in this same direction. But where 2 was stupid and 3 was overblown, 4 is mostly just bland. It is not an awful crime, but still, a bit disappointing.

Quickie: X-men First Class

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X-men: First Class is in my opinion the best movie of the franchise second only to X2 - but X2 is the best superhero movie with actual super powers I have ever seen, so that's still saying a heck of a lot. Great cast, great pacing, great (and simple) plot.


A number of continuity issues are still nagging at my brain, but hey, when the result is this good, even I can (mostly) ignore them. And only a minority of the issues cannot be explained away with far-fetched theories, which helps.


Movie is highly, highly recommended. Between this and Thor (also highly recommended, by the way), this is being a phenomenal summer to be a moviegoer and Marvel fan.

Deadshot on politics (in Hell)

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All politics is guns, babe. Everything else is just someone waiting to get shot.


- Floyd Lawton a.k.a. Deadshot,
Gail Simone's The Secret Six

The Borgias, initial impressions

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The Borgias is what I expected it would be. About as alright-but-not-that-special as The Tudors were as far as plotting goes, but with one big extra redeeming factor. This that the main draw on The Tudors was always someone just outside of focus (Sam Neill, James Frain, Jeremy Northam, to name a few), whereas on The Borgias, the focal point is played by Jeremy Irons, and so you actually care about him.

In other words, I am really rather enjoying it. Oh, sure, it's still not an HBO-style period piece, no Deadwood or Rome or even Boardwalk Empire, but it retains what Showtime did right with The Tudors and improves markedly on a lot of what it did wrong.

Also should mention that the remaining two characters of The Borgias' centre, François Arnaud and Sean Harris, are also impressing me, which does not hurt. And Colm Feore made a big impression without ever really having much to do as First Gentleman on 24, so now seeing him in something where he actually get to spread his wings a little is quite gratifying.

A tragic feeling

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At the sight of his own blood, whose peculiar colour, you remember, was offensive to him, the sword fell from Hook's hand, and he was at Peter's mercy.

"Now!" cried all the boys, but with a magnificent gesture Peter invited his opponent to pick up his sword. Hook did so instantly, but with a tragic feeling that Peter was showing good form.

- Peter and Wendy,
by J. M. Barrie.

A Mother's Love

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One thing I should like to do immensely, and that is to tell her, in the way authors have, that the children are coming back, that indeed they will be here on Thursday week. This would spoil so completely the surprise to which Wendy and John and Michael are looking forward. They have been planning it out on the ship: mother's rapture, father's shout of joy, Nana's leap through the air to embrace them first, when what they ought to be prepared for is a good hiding. How delicious to spoil it all by breaking the news in advance; so that when they enter grandly Mrs. Darling may not even offer Wendy her mouth, and Mr. Darling may exclaim pettishly, "Dash it all, here are those boys again." However, we should get no thanks even for this. We are beginning to know Mrs. Darling by this time, and may be sure that she would upbraid us for depriving the children of their little pleasure.

"But, my dear madam, it is ten days till Thursday week; so that by telling you what's what, we can save you ten days of unhappiness."

"Yes, but at what a cost! By depriving the children of ten minutes of delight."

"Oh, if you look at it in that way!"

"What other way is there in which to look at it?"

- Peter and Wendy,
by J. M. Barrie

Patriotism & Piracy, John and Michael Darling Style

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"You, boy," he [Hook] said, addressing John, "you look as if you had a little pluck in you. Didst never want to be a pirate, my hearty?"

Now John had sometimes experienced this hankering at maths. prep.; and he was struck by Hook's picking him out.

"I once thought of calling myself Red-handed Jack," he said diffidently.

"And a good name too. We'll call you that here, bully, if you join."

"What do you think, Michael?" asked John.

"What would you call me if I join?" Michael demanded.

"Blackbeard Joe."

Michael was naturally impressed. "What do you think, John?" He wanted John to decide, and John wanted him to decide.

"Shall we still be respectful subjects of the King?" John inquired.

Through Hook's teeth came the answer: "You would have to swear, 'Down with the King.'"

Perhaps John had not behaved very well so far, but he shone out now.

"Then I refuse," he cried, banging the barrel in front of Hook.

"And I refuse," cried Michael.

"Rule Britannia!" squeaked Curly.

Peter and Wendy,
by J. M. Barrie

No mean performer on the harpsichord!

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But on this occasion he [Pan] had fallen at once into a dreamless sleep. One arm dropped over the edge of the bed, one leg was arched, and the unfinished part of his laugh was stranded on his mouth, which was open, showing the little pearls.

Thus defenceless Hook found him. He stood silent at the foot of the tree looking across the chamber at his enemy. Did no feeling of compassion disturb his sombre breast? The man was not wholly evil; he loved flowers (I have been told) and sweet music (he was himself no mean performer on the harpsichord); and, let it be frankly admitted, the idyllic nature of the scene stirred him profoundly. Mastered by his better self he would have returned reluctantly up the tree, but for one thing.

What stayed him was Peter's impertinent appearance as he slept. The open mouth, the drooping arm, the arched knee: they were such a personification of cockiness as, taken together, will never again, one may hope, be presented to eyes so sensitive to their offensiveness. They steeled Hook's heart. If his rage had broken him into a hundred pieces every one of them would have disregarded the incident, and leapt at the sleeper.

From "Chapter 13 DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES?"
in Peter and Wendy by J. M. Barrie

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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I gotta get up; I gotta get goin'! I'm gonna see a friend of mine! He's round and he's fuzzy, I love him because he's just... Pooh-bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear! Lookin' for fun! Chasing some honeybees! Pooh bear, I know he's out there! Rumbly tumbly, climbin' a honey tree. Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous - least every now and again... But when you're alone, and there's nobody home, it's nice to be able to count on a friend like Pooh-bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear!
Wherever you go,
oh, won't you take me, please!
Pooh Bear, I gotta be the-e-ere!
It's me and it's you!
My silly ol' Winnie the Pooooooooooooooh...


- The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh-theme.

Ranking of TV shows I have seen which ended during or after one season

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Miniseries and animated shows don't qualify for the list, for simplifications sake. Also, still on-going shows obviously cannot qualify either.

1. Firefly
2. Studio 60 at the Sunset Strip
3. Kings
4. Caprica
5. Wonderfalls
6. Terriers
7. The Inside
8. Jekyll
9. Profit
10. Easy Money
11. The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
12. Crusade
13. Now and Again
14. Snoops
15. John Doe
16. Accidentally on Purpose
17. You Wish

Note again that I absolutely love everything between 1 and 10, and the differentiating them into ranks is largely just a way of figuring out to what degree their untimely ends tear me up inside. Thus, whenever I next rewatch, say. "Easy Money", there is a chance it bumps up a few spots, as the wounds will feel fresher.

"Firefly" having the top position is pretty secure , though, which is doubly impressive when you consider the competition below it. Studio 60, Kings and Caprica are all shows more or less about the Machiavellian machinations, manipulations and maneuvering (my four favourite M's) of vast ensemble casts, which is a type of story that appeals a lot more to me than the adventure-style stories of the Serenity crew. So extra props to Firefly for being so awesome as to break up above even court and boardroom intrigues.

I also rather quite enjoyed 11 through 14. "Crusade", by the way, is probably the only show I have ever seen which can claim to have been even more outrageously mistreated during the airing than "Firefly" was. 15 was pretty good considering the amount of standalone episodes and the lack of closure it had. 16 and 17 were okay sitcoms, but hardly anything special.

Also note that I actually never saw the finale of "Accidentally on Purpose" - I decided to drop it a mere two episodes before it turned out to be done for good.

Top 12 live action adaptations of DC/Marvel comic book characters

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So! This might seem like a random list, but considering the enormous amount of comic book based movies and TV shows, I think it's actually a rather interesting mental exercise. Because the best character adaptations don't all necessarily happen in the best movies.

In fact, there has been so many comic book movies in the last decade, I need to narrow the field down. So I'm doing strictly characters from the mainstream superhero DC universe and ditto Marvel Universe. No special imprints, no Image, no Dark Horse, no Asterix or Tintin. A disservice to movies which otherwise fit the competition really well (I can think of several characters in Watchmen that should make this list, for instance), but some hard choices has to be done.

Why am I doing this list now? Well, because I feel like it. But also because there's such an impending avalanche of new ones coming up this year and in the years to follow soon. Likely - or at least hopefully - many of these performances will be drowned out by new, even better ones. So I'd like to highlight them while I can.

Then, the disclaimer. Here are the major live action adaptations I'm aware of that WOULD fit the list's requirements, but that I simply have not seen. And yes, most of them are the old ones - I didn't even read superhero COMICS until I was eighteen, the need felt to check out the dated stuff has not been the greatest. Also, my apologies for any major series or movie which I am not sufficiently aware of to mention on this list of things I have not seen...

Adventures of Superman (TV series, 1952-58)
Batman (TV series and movie, 1966-68, 1966)
Wonder Woman (movie and TV series, 1975-79)
The Incredible Hulk (TV series and movies, 1978-82, 1988, 1989, 1990)
Supergirl (Movie, 1984)
The Punisher (Movie, 1989)
The Flash (TV series, 1990-1991)
Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Movie, 1998)
Birds of Prey (TV series, 2002-2003)
Blade: The Series (TV series, 2006)
Punisher: War Zone (Movie, 2008)

So, then! On to the list!


Honourable mentions:
* Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor, Smallville), John Shea (Lex Luthor, Lois & Clark). Both did an excellent job as Lex, but both fell a little short of encompassing the whole character. They had the psychotic control-freak businessman nailed, but where is the brilliant scientist? Never really reared his head.
* Toby Maguire (Spider-man, Spider-man-movies). Again, a really good performance, in my opinion. But again, the fullness of the original character does not translate. He's got the geek down, the nervous, the kind and even the slightly juvenile. But as many has remarked, where is Spidey's trademark levity and wit? Where is the wisecracking? The performance simply doesn't have all the major character traits of the original.
* Patrick Stewart (Charles Xavier, X-men-movies). Familiar refrain. Great actor, great job, love basically every scene he's in. But he just doesn't have a chance to show all of Xavier's sides. Xavier as I've read him is supposed to have a certain amount of menace, a hint of ruthlessness, just one little strain of his personality that eerily echoes Magneto's full-blown megalomania. In the movies, he's just a tad too goodie-two-shoes.
* Ioan Gruffudd (Reed Richards, Fantastic Four-movies). I thought he did a really, really good job. Don't have any complaints at all, as a matter of fact. Problem is - Richards is really not the kind of character who can make a list like this very easily, because he, on his own, is not terribly cool or interesting. He can be, but usually in juxtapositions with others. For the adaptation of a character to stand out, the character must to, and Richards just cannot compete properly with the ones who actually made the list.
* Christopher Reeve (Superman, Superman-movies). Same thing as Gruffudd, really. Great performance. Not that interesting character, but what there is to nail is nailed.
* Michael Clarke Duncan (The Kingpin, Daredevil). Another really good performance. But it somehow lacked... evil? Kingpin is evil. In the movie, he was just... ruthless, calculating, brutal, scary, all those things. But I don't know. Not quite evil. I can't put my finger on it.
* Jim Carrey (The Riddler, Batman Forever). The one good thing about this movie? Yeah. And a great villain, which is why he deserves a mention. He's not really Riddler, though. He's silly, and tosses around jokes like a lunatic. This is a decent adaptation of Joker when he's in a less horrific mood, but it doesn't really say Riddler to me.
* Thomas Jane (The Punisher, The Punisher). If I remember the Net correctly, people generally don't think Jane did a good Frank Castle. From my - admittedly humble - exposure to the character, I think he did. Sure, the movie might have fallen short a bit, but I felt he was Castle alright. But sure, he was not quite... raw enough to be so memorable as to make the list. Hence the honourable mention.

Actual runner-ups that I wish I could fit on the list, from wishing the most to the least: Kelsey Grammar's Beast (X-men 3: The Last Stand), Joe Pantoliano's Ben Urich (Daredevil), Aaron Eckhart's Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight), Teri Hatcher's Lois Lane (Lois & Clark), Thomas Haden Church's Sandman (Spider-man 3), Kevin Spacey's Luthor (Superman Returns), Lane Smith's Perry White (Lois & Clark).

Finally, the list!

12. Doctor Octopus - Alfred Molina
This guy first blew me away with warmth, and then he just went absolutely mental and I bought it. I always felt Doc Ock was a cheesefest of a villain, and I was so annoyed when I heard he was going to be the villain of Spider-man 2. More fool me. This performance stayed absolutely true to the character as I remembered him from the comics - and somehow made him seem anything but ridiculous. Tragic. Awe-inspiring. Horrifying. Anything but ridiculous.

11. Foggy Nelson - Jon Favreau
I am of course talking about the Daredevil Director's Cut - Nelson was hardly even in the stunningly inferior theatrical release. Indeed, the plotline in which Nelson gets to play a bigger part is a large part of why the director's cut is so much better, and Favreau's adorable performance is a central reason why. I love the little scenes between him and Murdock in the restaurant so much, I think I've rewatched the movie for them alone at least twice. Can I explain why? No. They're not THAT awesome, when you really look at them. And yet, such is the power of Foggy.

10. Scarecrow - Cillian Murphy
Surprise entry, this guy. When I was mentally going through these movies and TV shows in my head, comparing characters from how I experienced them in the comics to how they came across on screen, Scarecrow didn't really spring to mind. Sure, his character is rather close to how he is in the comics, but he is definitely less of the bookish weakling who only finds strength in the mask and the toxins, and more of a more conventional narcissistic lunatic. Not really top list of adaptation material, I thought. But then thinking more about it, he grew more on me. The basics of the characters are all there, really - we're talking lacks and holes in degrees, not in content. And he really does come across as creepy and over-educated - which I think would be the two main components I'd hold out if I were to describe the character. Yeah, I think that this is as good an adaptation of the character as you could get without making him the focal point of a movie rather than a supporting villain. And it's a great character, of course.

9. Bullseye - Colin Farrell
I realise I might be well off the mark here, having read only a very, very modest amount of comics in which Bullseye is featured heavily. But somehow I don't think so. Farrell's ridiculously high-strung kill-obsessed assassin really, really makes an impression. And he does it without coming off as just another generic super-ninja or low-brow thug or psychotic killing machine devoid of personality. Yeah. Bullesye. (Oh come on I had to).

8. Ben Grimm - Michael Chiklis
Making me want to see The Shield more than ever, this performance is the clear highlight of the otherwise very underwhelming (but I maintain rather well cast) Fantastic Four-movies. Grimm is perhaps the most touching and heartwarming big-name character in mainstream superhero comics, and it really comes across.

7. Commissioner Gordon - Gary Oldman
The fight thickens, and I increase the font size a tad. Oldman deserves it. From this point on, it's really almost more about the mood of the day than anything else. Oldman's Gordon is just pitch-perfect. I really liked the actor before - after this, he has joined the incredibly short list of actors whose involvements in a project actually makes me consider seeing it all in their own right.

6. Green Goblin - Willem Dafoe
Yeah, yeah, Spider-man is a pretty fair movie, but not an awesome one. But why is it fair? The plot is very straightforward, the characters, while well played, are somewhat stereotypical... So why is it not just mediocre? Well, I think it's because every single scene Dafoe is in - at least without the goblin mask - is just above and beyond hairs-on-edge _fantastic_.

5. Iron Man - Robert Downey Jr.
Basically, see the reasoning for Dafoe above, but imagine that he was the main character of the movie.

I know, right?!

4. The Joker - Jack Nicholson
He's not my Joker - that will always, always be Mark Hamill - but man, is he a good one. Joker is a character so multi-faceted you can argue any interpretation of the character which works in the story he's in is a faithful adaptation. Certainly applies here. I love Nicholson's little giggling at his own private jokes, and yet stuff like the experiments on his lover's face makes him so chillingly creepy I still try to shake the heebee jeebies.

3. Magneto - Sir Ian McKellen

Ohyeah. He might not have the sheer mass of the original's physical presence, but otherwise, it's just brilliant. I feel sorry for him, I sympathize with him, I even go very far in agreeing with him - but then he does something terrible which reveals the ugly fact that deep, deep down, Erik Lensherr is a selfish, selfish man whose values are only ever heeded as long as his own security is not on the line. And then three seconds later? You absolutely adore him again, and would elect him world emperor any day. That's exactly the sort of charisma Magneto should have. And it's exactly what McKellen gives him.

2. The Joker - Heath Ledger

Well, what is there to say? Other than there should have been five sequels with Ledger doing the Clown Prince of Crime every time.






1. J. Jonah Jameson - J. K. Simmons

Who else?






So. Which would be YOUR top twelve picks? And which did I forget like a horrid awful person who should wallow in misery and shame for the rest of his days?

Etymology, Aasen-style

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Nynorsk wikipedia sitt ord for etymologi:
ORDSOGE!

Språket vårt er berre herleg!
At bokmål ikkje berre gir opp på flekken er meir enn eg kan fatte.

- Obdormio, 23:56, January 28th 2011

Five coolest national state flags showdown

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Because Olaf asked on formspring.

Well, okay, let us make this into a contest. To simplify the selection I will choose to interpret "national" as "belonging to national states", otherwise I will be researching flags until June.

A few words on my tastes first:

A good flag must:
- be easily recognisable
- not be too detailed for them to be easily reproduced (sorry Uruguay, Belize, Kirghistan, Albania, Sri Lanka, etc) This point is important or Bhutan would win on walkover on account of a BLOODY DRAGON.
- be pretty to look at
- not have letters on them (sorry, Brazil)
- not have detailed pictures or the shape of their own country on them (you are all best left unnamed)

And off we go:

Nordic Cross Division (love the Nordic cross design)
They're all pretty good, really. Danebrogen has the age and history going for it, and its design sort of speaks of age and dignity in some sort of strangely subtle way, too, compared to the sleeker lines of Sweden and Norway or the thicker lines of Finland. But still, white cross on red, it might be dignified, but it is not that pretty. For once, age on its own is not carrying the day with me. Since I can disregard all the smaller flags, that leaves Finland, Sweden, Norway and Iceland. The fatter cross of Finland does not aesthetically appeal to me, and the combination of blue and yellow in the Swedish one might be daring, but I don't think it quite works as well as it should. Norway or Iceland, that one is a pickle. I have a genuinely hard time deciding, and whichever one I pick, I can't figure out if I do so trying to counter-balance my nationalist preferences and nostalgia, or simply adhering to them. To heck with it, let us just move to the next category for now.

Crescent Moon With Star Division
Another can't-go-too-wrong one. Simple, elegant, and yet easily made distinctive. Pakistan's is really good, but the white line on the left is throwing me off. Malaysia's interesting, but I think the US did a better job of that basic design (they still have a leg up on Liberia though). Singapore's a decent flag, but the big red strip above big white strip still leaves me very underwhelmed. Turkey, Turkey has the quintessential one in this category - but the design of the moon and the star itself could be nicer (like on Pakistan's). And again, what is what the red and white? Comoros does a good job with the moon and stars and everything, but with all the coloured stripes, it just ends up as too busy. Same could be said for the Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic and Uzbekistan. Turkmenistan - I have no idea what is even happening on that one.
Unless I am overlooking some - which I likely am - this means that the category is down to Mauritania, Tunisia and Algeria. I quite frankly love all three, so, again I will postpone a decision.

Single Star Division
Many of these are quite nice (Somalia, Micronesia, Morocco), even they do not really stand out. The three flags which really make impacts in this category are the Marshall Islands, North Korea and Israel, and quite frankly, the Marshall Islands mop the floor with the competition. Easily recognisable and yet only slightly too nuanced to meet my "must be simple enough that a native six year old can build it in Lego without a model on hand" criteria for a good flag, I am willing to pretend that might still be the case with this one. Good going!

Everyone Else
Yeah, I could make tons more divisions. The ones that have just coloured stripes do not stand a chance, though, so they might as well not have a division, and after that, it gets too complicated to start sorting much more.
Important mentions in no particular order: China, Canada, United States of America, Barbados, Greece, Japan, Nepal, Zaire (maybe slightly too complicated), United Kingdom (ditto), Libya, Qatar, Maldives, and possibly Jamaica. I am also intrigued by Georgia's, but, that's neither here nor there.

I was going to pick the top five. My list right now, then, is:
Iceland
Norway
Mauritania
Tunisia
Algeria
Marshall Islands
China
Canada
United States of America
Barbados
Greece
Japan
Nepal
United Kingdom

As you already can see, I decided Zaire was too complicated, and Libya, Qatar, the Maldvies and Jamaica's contestants not memorable enough.

Now, how to narrow this down to five?! Well, so far, I have gone by a more general "best flags" sort of policy. If I am now going to look more closely at the question asked, it does not say that, it says "coolest". Since I think a flag needs to fill its basic functions (listed above) very well to qualify for being cool (stop shouting about that dragon, Bhutan!), I think has been a reasonable process to get the finalists, but now we leave all other merits behind, cool is all that counts.

Norway and Iceland... Norway's is cooler. It's got dignity, but it also has something rather young and vigorous about it. Iceland's seem somehow more dour, serious, almost sad - likely because of the heavy amounts of dark blue.

As for the moons, I am booting Tunisia. It looks fantastic, but the white on red is a little too anonymous in the flag world. Mauritania and Algeria both make it into the finals with Norway and the Marshall Islands.

The Union Jack might be a tad complicated, but it is darned iconic. And it lends itself to being iconic, looking somehow like an explosion outwards, having a lot of energy. Red, white and blue work well together in a flag, and few if any combine them this thoroughly with this much elegance. Call me an Anglophile and you would tell no lie, but I am keeping the Brits in the running. I think this flag is cool.

I have enormous respect for the Canadian flag. It is quite awesome how they managed to find a symbol that is so simple, so well suited for a flag, and yet completely unused. That is COOL. My bias here is actually against - darned white on red again, the Danes taint everything - but it is so simple and yet so incredibly distinctive, I have to let it go to the finals. Likely going to be pushed out next round, though.

China has a lot of the same going for it, if much less originality in the choice of symbols. Stars are a little... done to death. Not very cool. Out it goes.

Ah, the USA. Brilliant flag, of course. Must take forever to draw, but brilliant. That said, it is just a tad too crowded for me. Something about all those stripes and all those stars in one little piece of fabric, I don't know. Striking, imposing, original. But not sleek enough to be as cool as the finalists need. Next.

Barbados is just a shoe-in. A TRIDENT? And I thought the maple leaf was distinctive yet simple! And original yet tasteful colour choices.

Greece suffers from the same problems as the US, but more so. Out it goes.

Japan... man, I cannot make up my mind about this one. I think I am keeping it in. Somehow, it is just so daring, the red ball on the white. Daring is rather cool, is it not?

Nepal's is the only flag in the world not bending to the rule of the rectangle. Props. Finals.

So.

Nepal, Japan, Barbados, Canada, United Kingdom, Mauritania, Algeria, Norway and the Marshall Islands.

A lot can be said about the Nordic cross, almost all of it in its favour, but the time when aggressive Christianity was cool is pretty much over. So on grounds of not quite cool enough, out goes Norway. I should have kept the Danes in the running longer, with their damned historical presence adding buckets of cool they could have won this thing.

That leaves 8. Three most go. Okay, well, Japan, I was not sure about you, so out. Canada, you too. Leaf is cool, tridents are just so way cooler. Mauritania, now that I look at you for the fifth time today, why is your moon SLEEPING? It looks rather silly. Not cool at all. My favourite colour being green can only help you so much. Boot, bat, bastinado.

So. Five coolest flags?

5. Nepal






4. Marshall Islands






3. The United Kingdom






2. Algeria






1. Barbados

Top three awesome scenes in TV 2010

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I went through my list of shows I saw this year. On every show, I stopped and thought if any scene stood out in my memory to the extent that I truly remember it as awesome.

This is the resulting list. (Note that this list originated as an answer to Jon Kleiven's formspring question.

Justified
* The shooting in the beginning of the pilot

Breaking Bad

* Hank's fight to the death against the twins.
* Walter on the phone towards the end of the season finale.

Dollhouse
* Boyd's reveal as the villain.
(I had "Victor as Topher" and "Saunders' departure" on this list too, but then I recalled, those episodes aired in 2009)

Boardwalk Empire
* "I was not going to but now you have kind of talked me into it."

Caprica
* "Today I'm a terrorist. Tomorrow, I'm going to be _me_ again."
* The gleefully insane amount of security measures in the Greystone mansion.

Community

* Chang blowing himself up in Modern Warfare
* Abed on the parking lot as the Meta Saviour

Sherlock
* The red laser aims popping up everywhere in the end of The Great Game.

24

* That time Bauer got so frustrated over not getting through on the phone he almost swore. That was sweet.
* Bauer in the extreme armor attack of Logan's limo.

Lost
* The moment shared between Ben and Hurley in the finale.

True Blood
* "Tiffany, the weather."

Smallville
* Lionel opening the umbrella at the end of "Luthor"



So. Which are the best three? I would need to rewatch all of the above, of course, but here is my best guess:

- Hank's fight to the death on the parking lot (Breaking Bad).
- Chung blowing himself up, paintball-style (Community)
- Russell's TV spot. (True Blood)


Close runner-ups: Lionel's return (Smallville), the final phonecall (Breaking Bad) and the guy who talked himself into getting shot in the head (Boardwalk Empire)


Disclaimer: I will of course modify this list, and even the winners, if someone reminds me of a truly awesome scene which slipped my mind in making this list. My memory is commonly and generally acknowledged as shite.



So, which were your three?

Jekyll

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"You've never killed before!"
"Well, stop me in the middle if I'm doing it wrong..."


What?
Jekyll is a six-episode 2007 BBC drama written by Steven Moffat and starring James Nesbitt. It takes the shape of a modern day sequel to Robert Lous Stevenson's classic Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. It focuses on Doctor Tom Jackman as he tries to juggle his life between himself and a feral alter ego with tremendous physical abilities, taking over his body for hours at a time.

Why?
I watched this because, quite frankly, I was stunned by Moffat's Sherlock earlier this year, and this seemed the thing on his resume that held the most potential to be somewhat similar in its sensibilities.

So?
Well, I really, really loved it. Not as brilliant as Sherlock, perhaps - and I do say perhaps - but in its own way, almost equally memorable. The first few episodes feel like dark thrillers, genuinely scary, but without ever losing the glimmer of well-executed comedy. The show then increasingly get less psychological horror and more supernatural action-thriller as conspiracies are unraveled and dramatic hunts ensue. It never loses the humour, though - interestingly, two of the main villains are among the funniest I have seen in ages. And in very different ways, too.

Who?
I should also mention the acting. Nesbitt is superb, and together with Moffat's writing, it is his performances as both Jackman and Hyde that truly make this series into something special. However, the smaller characters frequently shine too - Gina Bellman makes a character that is on the surface of it truly trite and formulaic come to life as rather quite interesting, and deserves a mention. Michelle Ryan's psychiatric nurse is always much more intriguing than her relatively small role in the plot really warrants.
More important, though, are the flat out awesome Paterson Joseph and Denis Lawson. Joseph, previously having impressed me as the Marquis de Carabas when I checked out Neverwhere this fall, plays a marvelously blabbering evil mastermind, whose way with words is equally esoteric as it is entertaining. A complete and utter counterpoint in everything but quality is Lawson, who is doing such an exquisite job out of being unflappably British and stoic his every scene is hilarious. The memory of these two's characters will stay with me almost as much as Nesbitt's performances will.

But?
You do notice the slight decrease in tension as the show veers more towards external threats towards the end. Outside forces can simply never be as scary as a man trying to come to terms with a murderous animal inside himself. Also, while the combination of realism and cheese is done very well indeed, some aspects of the big conspiracy become awfully convenient. All of this is nitpicking, though. I loved the series, and I did so throughout.
My main complaint, in the end, is that while many, many questions are answered by the series ending, many more are left unexplained - and a hundred new ones posed. According to Wikipedia, Moffat stated in 2007 he had written a sequel series if the BBC was interested, but as nothing seems to have come of it since, I doubt that will ever happen. As the final episodes increasingly unlock an entire new mythology, this seems a waste. It also, in some respects, weakens the show end. Yes, there is closure. But only in the most necessary ways. Everything else is left more or less open, making you ache to come back for more. Fruitful indeed if there is more, but somewhat less than satisfying when there is not.

Which means?
Go see it. My main complaint was "it ends with me wanting more", for gods' sakes.

My movies, 2010

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It is a bit weird posting a list like this when some of the movies I was the most interested in seeing this year I have not gotten around to yet (Machete, The Social Network, The A-Team, The King's Speech, The Warrior's Way, Narnia 3, True Grit), but... It is New Year's Eve, now or never.

This list was spurred on by, and copied from my answer to, Jon Kleiven's recent formspring question.

New movies I saw this year, cross-checked with Wikipedia and sorted by months of release:

JANUARY
Daybreakers
The Book of Eli
Legion

MARCH
Alice in Wonderland
How To Train Your Dragon

MAY
Iron Man 2
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

JUNE
Toy Story 3

JULY
Inception

AUGUST
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Tales from Earthsea (though this one should be disqualified as only the English dub version premiered now as far as I can tell, movie's been out there for years)

OCTOBER
Red

NOVEMBER
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 1
Tangled

DECEMBER
Tron: Legacy


So, that is a total of 14 movies that I have seen out of the ones released this year.


To make this process more fun, I am going to narrow it down to one movie per month, then one per season.


JANUARY: The Book of Eli
MARCH: How To Train Your Dragon
MAY: Iron Man 2
JUNE: Toy Story 3
JULY: Inception
AUGUST: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
OCTOBER: Red
NOVEMBER: Tangled
DECEMBER: Tron: Legacy

Hey, that was pretty decent. I quite enjoyed all the movies left on this list now.

Ok, to narrow it further down, I am going to pretend I did that awful thing that people do and scale them on the 1-6 dice scale, and remove every one below 6.



The Book of Eli - 5
How To Train Your Dragon - 5
Iron Man 2 - 5
Toy Story 3 - 6
Inception - 5
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World - 5
Red - 6
Tangled - 5
Tron: Legacy - 4


Eli, Inception and Tangled all had really strong 5s that could potentially be weak 6s if I ever saw them again, but I am pretty sure Dragon, Scott, Tron and Tony belong on the numbers they got. That said, I quite strongly enjoyed all those movies, too.

That leaves me with Red Vs. Toy Story 3, the only two movies this year that after having seen them only once, I already think deserve a 6..

And while Red was absolutely lovely, I had to think a lot before I gave it a 6. Toy Story, that was not a call at all.


So Toy Story 3 is the best movie I have seen this year. Small surprise there.

My TV shows, 2010

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So! 2010 in review, TV Edition. I am leaving out those I watched at the beginning of the year, but have since dropped for quality and/or time reasons (Fringe, Legend of the Seeker, Accidentally on Purpose).

Oh, and I am ranking on the quality of the season that aired this year, not on the shows as a whole.

Note that this post is more or less copied exactly from this answer to a question posed by Jon Kleiven on my formspring account.

1. Justified

I am as surprised as anyone that this one made top spot, but yeah, I think it is deserved. Never has a show been this good at making me unable to distinguish between one-off tertiary characters and characters who will become irreplaceable recurring stars. This makes every character death a shock, no matter how minor the character. And Oliphant's just stellar as the centre of the show.


2. Breaking Bad

I love this show more and more with every season, but its pacing is still a bit too hit and miss for it to take the top spot. That said, very little on TV is better than this. And even Justified can't match up against Breaking Bad's highlights.


3. Bored to Death

Just wonderful this year. I love Ted Danson.


4. Dollhouse

Say what you want about Dollhouse, by the episodes of s2 that aired in 2010, it was a stellar, stellar show. Not the show Whedon wanted to make, to be sure, but stellar nonetheless.


5. Boardwalk Empire

This is a show for me. If it had dragons, it would be tailored for me. To me, this show is The Sopranos plus the virtues of a period show and minus the locomotive-engine style pacing that made the first half of each season seem to drag on and on.


6. Terriers

The only thing this show failed to do was to live long enough to get me the measure of emotionally involved in the characters I would need to Really, Really Feel With Them. But considering its short run and relatively standalone-based approach to storytelling, it got closer than most.


7. Caprica

If the first half of the season had been as good as the last half has been (not finished with it yet, though), this would probably have gotten a couple of spots higher up. Talk about a successful reinvention.


8. Scrubs: Med School

Speaking of successful reinventions! Yeah, yeah, I know I am going to get in trouble for putting this show above Community. But man, was this ever a success-story. You know, outside of it not being a success. I looked forward to every episode, and I believe I laughed out loud at almost every one. That happens really rarely with me and sitcoms.


9. Community

Community is great, but this season, what has been its main strength has also been my main complaint - the move away from the typical sitcom premise of the first season has made the show too dependent on gimmicks. Sometimes these gimmicks are mind-blowingly-awesome. Sometimes they are great. Sometimes, they are a little meh. To be sure, even when the gimmicks rub me the wrong way, the show manages to be funny. I just wish the gimmicks would be a bit less obvious and a bit less non-stop. A lot of the charm of "Modern Warfare" was how out of the blue it was. Ever since, it feels a bit too much like they are trying too hard to recapture that feeling. Still my favourite current sitcom, though.


10. Sherlock

The middle episode is dragging it down a lot. The first and the third had a brilliant ability to supplant the Victorian setting with today's and making it feel organic and natural, and sure, the middle episode had that too. But the first and last both managed to focus on CHARACTERS. The second was all about the mystery, and as such, it just hit less of a nerve with me. That pulls it down to the last spot on the top 10. Had all three parts been equally good, this would probably have been somewhere between 5 and 7.


11. Damages

Weakest season yet, and still, I like it more than most TV shows. That says something about how awesome I thought season 1 was...


12. House

Moving increasingly from "awesome" territory to "usually quite good", House has been just that this year. I disagree with the notion that the season has been noticeably weaker than what came before - if anything, I feel the time spent on the boring case-of-the-week-plots has gone down - but there is a lack of urgency to what goes on. It is wonderfully entertaining to see him try to maintain a functioning relationship with Cuddy, but it is hardly dire. Ordering some more suspense for this one to really break up in the top 10.


13. 24

Its seventh season would have made top ten this year, but sadly, it was the eight one that actually aired. The first half of the season was "24" by the books. Going through the motions. Sure, it was not BAD, but it was anything but original. Season 7 did an exquisite job of doing a dozen two-episode-narratives which each distilled and refreshed some longer, seen-before plot from the years before. At the end, it felt like a great, great way to end "24" - they had done every kind of typical Bauer-plot again, but each time with enough speed and pace that it felt fresh and never got old. And the ending was poignant.
And then season 8 just kinda went back to being a run-of-the-mill season. Sure, the last half was initially a bit better, then increasingly a lot better. People were dying left and right, and in the final quarter season, Jack Bauer was actually doing something we had NEVER SEEN HIM DO BEFORE.
That was brilliant. That was what season 8 should have been from the start. New, fresh, different. Sadly, it only did it for the last six episodes. So a worthy finale, but a sadly mediocre overall final season. That finale was enough to buy it thirteenth place, though.


14. StarGate: Universe

This is a daring, daring placement. I have not yet seen more than two episodes out of what has aired this fall. But from what I see... it is going to earn it. Corny and formulaic at times, SG: U still always manage to bring dark and psychological plotlines enough to the front that it feels Cool.


15. Modern Family

Funny, funny stuff. Sadly, it is also very familiar. It is a good incarnation of the cliched American family sitcom, but it still is an incarnation of it.


16. Dexter

Weakest season yet, which was a crying shame, as I really liked it last year. Still, weak Dexter is better than most stuff.


17. Mad Men

Best season yet? Well, I might have enjoyed last year's more, but it still is good stuff. Mad Men still lacks the punch to convince me personally, which is why it stays at a relatively low rating. But if I was going to go by pure craftsmanship, it would be in the top four or five to be sure.


18. The Tudors

The final season was a bit uneven, but fun for all that. The show never really fulfilled its potential, and this year was no exemption. Still, I quite enjoyed it to the end.


19. Lost

I guess I was one of those who actually liked the finale.


20. True Blood

While I might hate everyone named "Stackhouse" and that utter retard of a best friend Sookie has, this season had utter brilliance in the forms of Russell and Franklin. And Eric got to be cool much more often, too.


21. How I Met Your Mother

Can it be true? Is it actually getting... better again?! *Hope I did not jinx it*


22. V

V got a lot better once they introduced the arms dealer to the regular group of characters. Here is to hoping he will stick around for a long, long time.


23. The Pillars of the Earth

Started out really poorly. Got a bit better. Stayed that way, but never really got anywhere near what I want to see from a period piece with McShane himself in one of the main parts.


24. Smallville

Continuing its "huh, this is pretty good. Are we sure this is Smallville we are watching?" run of recent years, Smallville has not really gotten close enough to the series finale to judge its performance this year. Seems promising, though, even if they have spent an inordinate amount of time on (blissfully at least somewhat relevant) sideplots of late. If the show got just a week bit less episodic, it could hit the early teens of this list very quickly.


25. Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Also continuing the good trend of getting increasingly complex and dealing with political issues to the extent a show aimed at children can do. Quite enjoy most episodes of this show. Last one on the list where that is the case.


26. Chuck

Ok, lied a bit. I DO enjoy most episodes of Chuck. But I somehow need to sit down and be convinced every time. Ten minutes in, I care. But at the get-go, I hardly ever do. The show has a really good cast, and a well-tuned ability to make fun of its own spoofs, but it just needs some kind of overarching plot that does not just feel dreary and obvious. Please?


27. Glee

Yeah, sigh. Paltrow's lovely guest spot aside, the show seems to have died off a bit, and let us face it, it was never very good to begin with. Strangely, the inane prepubescent logic of some of the plotlines have become more absent too. If I did not know any better, I would almost speculate that the ability to do teenage nonsensical drama was what gave the writers the energy to actually care.


28. Heroes
It had a pretty decent series finale. And Robert Knepper. And it was still an ocean's depth better than the obscene first half of season 3. Outside of that, the less said the better.

The warring methods of Peter Pan

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Should we take the brush with the redskins at Slightly Gulch? It was a sanguinary affair, and especially interesting as showing one of Peter's peculiarities, which was that in the middle of a fight he would suddenly change sides. At the Gulch, when victory was still in the balance, sometimes leaning this way and sometimes that, he called out, "I'm redskin to-day; what are you, Tootles?" And Tootles answered, "Redskin; what are you, Nibs?" and Nibs said, "Redskin; what are you Twin?" and so on; and they were all redskins; and of course this would have ended the fight had not the real redskins fascinated by Peter's methods, agreed to be lost boys for that once, and so at it they all went again, more fiercely than ever.

- from Chapter 7: THE HOME UNDER THE GROUND
of Peter Pan, by J. M. Barrie

Workin'

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Wake up in the morning
get yourself to work.
Fraggles never fool around!
Fraggles never shirk.
Your duty is awaiting
- duty must be done...
THERE'S PING-PONG GAMES THAT MUST BE PLAYED
AND SONGS THAT MUST BE SONG.


- Gobo Fraggle of Fraggle Rock

Exeeding polite

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If he thought at all, but I don't believe he ever thought, it was that he and his shadow, when brought near each other, would join like drops of water, and when they did not he was appalled. He tried to stick it on with soap from the bathroom, but that also failed. A shudder passed through Peter, and he sat on the floor and cried.

His sobs woke Wendy, and she sat up in bed. She was not alarmed to see a stranger crying on the nursery floor; she was only pleasantly interested.

"Boy," she said courteously, "why are you crying?"

Peter could be exceeding polite also, having learned the grand manner at fairy ceremonies, and he rose and bowed to her beautifully. She was much pleased, and bowed beautifully to him from the bed.

"What's your name?" he asked.

"Wendy Moira Angela Darling," she replied with some satisfaction. "What is your name?"

"Peter Pan."

She was already sure that he must be Peter, but it did seem a comparatively short name.

"Is that all?"

"Yes," he said rather sharply. He felt for the first time that it was a shortish name.

"I'm so sorry," said Wendy Moira Angela.

"It doesn't matter," Peter gulped.

She asked where he lived.

"Second to the right," said Peter, "and then straight on till morning."

"What a funny address!"

Peter had a sinking. For the first time he felt that perhaps it was a funny address.

"No, it isn't," he said.

"I mean," Wendy said nicely, remembering that she was hostess, "is that what they put on the letters?"

He wished she had not mentioned letters.

"Don't get any letters," he said contemptuously.

"But your mother gets letters?"

"Don't have a mother," he said. Not only had he no mother, but he had not the slightest desire to have one. He thought them very over-rated persons. Wendy, however, felt at once that she was in the presence of a tragedy.

"O Peter, no wonder you were crying," she said, and got out of bed and ran to him.

"I wasn't crying about mothers," he said rather indignantly. "I was crying because I can't get my shadow to stick on. Besides, I wasn't crying."


- From Chapter 3 COME AWAY, COME AWAY!, of Peter Pan,
by J. M. Barrie

So, hypothetically, would you like me more if...

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Despite his frequent inattention to detail, Ronald Reagan had always been genuine in his desire to end the threat of catastrophic nuclear war that had hung over his country and the world for most of his life, and he was willing to be far more radical in pursuit of that objective than any other post-war American president. He was not always equally clear on how that objective might be achieved – at his first meeting with Gorbachev in 1985, he had puzzled the Soviet leader by talking about how they might work together if there were an invasion of aliens from outer space.

- From chapter 8 of WAR by Gwynne Dyer.

A nice, warm mistake

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Part of the problem was RAND’s hyper-rational house style, most spectacularly embodied in Herman Kahn, author of a book that aspired to replace Clausewitz’s classic On War which he boldly entitled On Thermonuclear War. “I don’t understand people who aren’t detached,” Kahn said, and cultivated a style of cold-blooded analysis that dealt in millions of deaths as others might deal in dozens of eggs. On one occasion, when his coolness was criticized, he replied: “Would you prefer a nice warm mistake?”

- From chapter 8 of WAR by Gwynne Dyer.

Righteous

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The town made merry, gamboled, dined
They'd nothing now to fear
They burned the darkness from my mind
The world at last was clear
For God is good...
And God is kind...
But He's not welcome here.

- From Righteous,
by Joss Whedon and Tim Sale,
in Tales of the Slayers.