My own self

How do you do? Fine! A friendly greetin'.
How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'.
How do you do? With everyone repeatin':
Pretty good, sure as you're born.

What goes up is sure to come down,
Penny lost is a penny found,
I'll "howdy" you, you'll "howdy" back,
This for that an' tit for tat.

How do you do?
Fine, how are you?
How you come on?
Pretty good, sure as you're born.

Stop jumpin', Br'er Rabbit,
you'll run out of breath.
Why don't you sit down an' calm yourself?

Well the grasshopper jump,
and so do the flea.
I do what I like, and I suits me!

How do you do? Fine! A friendly greetin'.
How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'.
How do you do? With everyone repeatin':
Pretty good, sure as you're born.

The weather's good, the fishin's fine.
Now what do you do with all your time?

Oh, I zigs and I zags, I to's and I fro's.
That's what you're askin'
and that's what you knows.

How do you do? Fine! A friendly greetin'.
How do you do? Say it when you're meetin'.
How do you do? With everyone repeatin':
Pretty good, sure as you're born.

Mind now, Br'er Rabbit, better mend your ways.
You's headin' for trouble one of these days.

Warnin' that rabbit is wastin' your breath!

Don't worry about me;
I can take care of myself!