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Star Wars: The Clone Wars

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Skywalker is in trouble. You know the drill.

- General Kenobi to his troops

When the prequel trilogy of Star Wars was over and done with - or really, already once episode II was out - there was an odd big hole where everyone had expected the Clone Wars to be. Part of this hole was splendidly filled by the hand-animated Clone Wars-series - a series that I dare say eclipses or at least matches several of the Star Wars-movies proper.

Now, George Lucas has decided to launch a new animated series about the Clone Wars, this one a digital half-hour show rather than the five- and fifteen-minute shorts that comprised the previous series. Set after the old one (thankfully, it seems to very much remain in continuity) this new series is distinguished in title from the previous one by a handy little "the" in the front - it's called The Clone Wars.

Lucas being Lucas, having an ordinary television premiere just wouldn't do, so suddenly, there was a world-wide cinematic release of a new Star Wars movie that also acts as a pilot for the show. (He's also said that the show will have at least 100 episodes before it's done - this before even the pilot had been released. The man is out of control!) I've finally seen that pilot movie, and I must say, I had meagre hopes after the trailer.

You see, I'm no fan of digital animation to begin with. But fair enough, it can be done well. Judging from the trailer, this wasn't going to be one of them. The style chosen is downright ugly. I had very, very low expectations because of this. (Well that, and let's face it, it was a Star Wars-movie, high hopes would seem irrational) Oddly, it didn't bother me mentionably when actually watching it. The clone troopers and the droids all look just like they do in the movies. The problem is only with people's faces, and honestly, you can get past that. The two main problems were Dooku and Obi-Wan, due to their beards. The style was horrid on faces in general, but hair, and especially beards, look like chunks of rock planted on the people's faces.

So, visually, most things looked good or okay, except the faces of actual people, which all looked horrendous. Some more than others. Still, this didn't really bother me that much - it's odd how quickly you accept something like that and stop letting it bother you if what's going on is actually interesting.

To my pleasant surprise, you see, what was going on was interesting. The plot-point I'd heard about (and seen on posters) that was the most horrid-sounding to me actually turned out to work and be well done as well: Anakin Skywalker gets a Padawan, young Ahsoka Tano, a Togruta girl with just enough attitude to be fun without being annoying. The main plots worked very well too, tying together mythology from several of the main movies and, to my immense joy, the previous Clone Wars-series and feeling relatively convincing and real. With all these pleasant surprises, you might be wondering if I'm head over heels at this point.

Well, no. It can't really compete with the best episodes from Clone Wars, and while it doesn't have any scenes as cringe-worthy as some in the original movies, the animation-style simply cannot compete with live-action people on-screen, nor is there any scenes packing the sheer amount of emotion and pathos scenes of the old six had in bunches. There are also some classic Lucas-choices that make no sense, like having the battle-droids have personalities and fumble around stupidly. If they had personalities, the entire premise of clones-are-better-because-they-can-think-creatively that is so central to the movies fall apart. A few jokes, some bad and some a little amusing, are not worth compromising that, Mr. Lucas. Not that the six main movies haven't done so thoroughly already.

The voice-acting was rather good. Mace Windu, C-3PO and Count Dooku are all voiced by the original actors, but the main charactes of the film have gotten new voices. Some are closer to the original than others, but all work. James Arnold Taylor, who apparently voiced Obi-Wan, does a very good job at mimicking Ewan McGregor's voice, but at times a little too well, the dialogue sometimes coming off as almost a parody of himself. Still, these things are minor nuiscances. On the whole, all the characters - and especially my favourite character among the main cast here, Obi-Wan - were very much spot-on.

Still, this was surprisingly enjoyable. A lot of choices I wholeheartedly applaud were made here, like pushing the political plots a little more central stage, playing up the close relationship the Jedi got to some of the clone trooper officers they fought with, keeping in line with the previous Clone Wars-series, and so on. The series that continue on from it is supposed to focus less on the traditional main characters and open up more of the universe. If this movie is any indication as to how, this will be a good thing, as I consider this a very constructive addition to the main mythos. All it really needed was some bigger, more emotional events, and seeing as it used the traditional main characters, it couldn't really do that as all the giant events of their lives are hogged by the old six movies. A series with other people in focus would not have this problem. I'm actually looking forward to checking this series out now. Despite the horrid animation-style chosen.

A very strong and promising 7/10

Ancient Romans and complete religious safeguarding

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Priests prayed to Jupiter the Most Good and Most Great, adding 'unless you prefer some other name'. The formalism therefore had its share of indecision (...).

- Robert Turcan, The Gods of Ancient Rome, page 4

Iceland is the psychogeographical centre of sanity

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"Come on everybody shout out loud!"

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So don't lose hope when you're forlorn!
Just keep your eyes...
upon the skies!
Every night a star is
right in sight a star is
burning bright a star is born!

- "A Star is Born", from Disney's Hercules

Band of Brothers

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Little in Television History has gotten more universal praise than HBO's miniseries Band of Brothers, chronicling the experiences of Easy Company of the United States Airborne during the Second World War. Having finally gotten around to watch it all from end to end, I figured I should put down a few words.

"Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded."
"We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded."



The show is visually such a treat that I might just not have the vocabulary to express it well enough. No matter if it's showing us something horrifying or something beautiful, this series is overwhelmingly aesthetical. Really. When I notice this stuff, that means it's well beyond good.

The story-telling is in the form of an anthology of stories, each episode focusing on a new character/couple of characters with only a very few repeats, mainly in the character of Richard Winters, their highly talented officer, who is the closest the series gets to a single main character. This format, as an anthology, is both one of the show's main strenghts and one of its main weaknesses. Being an ensamble show set to show us the experiences of the entire company, not just a select few, but also being a show needing to dig into the characters' psyches, the anthology focusing on only one or two per episode but all of them during the series progression as a whole is the way to go. But this also hinders your ability to get really connected to the characters involved - just as you're feeling close to one, his episode has ended.

There's also the problem of constant war and hell not being that dramatically interesting. I found myself loving the first few episodes - their training, D-day, the first few weeks of fighting - and the last episodes, dealing with their trauma, finding the concentration camps and refinding peace. The ones in the middle, depicting the actual warfare, were on a whole less engaging, ironically enough. A big reason why was the anthology format, though I can hardly claim to know of a better way to have handled it.

The choice to include real interviews with the real people the characters are based upon at the beginning of each episode and factual information in the form of text at the end is a very effective and powerful way of grounding the show. That, together with the immensely overwhemling music used in both the opening credits and the score, truly makes you feel the punch of knowing that these horrors really happened, and less than seventy years ago at that.

All in all, I must say the show was a very rewarding watch. The middle part was a bit dreary, and the series are far from perfect, but I was despite this not disappointed in my high expectations. Band of Brothers is too short and too diverse in its focus on different characters to hook me and pull me into their world like the shows that end up being on my list of favourites have to do, but as a well-crafted story, and more importantly as a compelling demonstration of the outright tartaros that these people went through, this is still one of the finest pieces of television I've had the honour to watch.

Life - an update

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I've never been one for sharing personal information online, and I'm not about to start now. However, I've been asked quite strongly today to post something or other in my weblog here, and as I'm not feeling like reviewing anything on my rather long list of stuff to get around to writing posts on, that means it has to be on some whim of my own instead. As I additionally don't have any specific thought, idea, objection or opinion about anything in particular going on these days that would make for a post on its own, that kind of means I just have to give an update of who I am and what I am doing these days. Those of you who could not be less interested, and I'm sure that within the modest confines of this weblog's readership there's a lot of you, well, just don't read behind the cut. Thanks.

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Seven TV-recommendations

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For reasons unknown even to myself, I've decided to write a post listing seven TV-shows eminently awesome and incredible, but that was always without a shot of reaching my list of my top five absolute favourites no matter how good they'd be. I'll tell you a little bit about each of them, why they're awesome and you should see them, and why they'll sadly never manage to climb to the top of my own lists - often through no real faulting of their own. And why seven? Well, hey, it's a lucky number, maybe it'll give me enough luck to make someone check one of these shows out because of the list.

The Wire
Possibly the best show I've ever seen, if I were to completely ignore my genre-preferences and other biases, though I do think that Deadwood would probably still have it beat. There's never a weak episode on this show, not a one. The the season plots are so vast as to more give an impression of a single gigantic five-episode-miniseries (each episode being an entire season...) than a truly episodic TV-show like I as a viewer have been trained to expect from just about every other show I've ever seen. To me, this show's basically only failing is that it is too real - this isn't a century or a millennium old history, this isn't a story involving witches and warlocks or dragons and griffins, this isn't set in space or featuring larger-than-life people dressing up in costumes and beating up criminals. Characters aren't larger than life in this show, they're just people like everyone else. Which is awesome, by all means. But it isn't my preferred brand of tea.

Blackadder
Brilliantly sarcastic, the different incarnations of E. Blackadder have to a one been entertaining. I do admit to some issues with the very first series, it being halfway too childish for me and halfway too intelligent with all its Shakespearean references, but the rest of this show is a childhood favourite still going strong. The plots aren't always as interesting and the jokes do sometimes seem uninspired or repetitive, but the truly brilliantly funny moments make up for this. My favourite will probably always be the fourth series, Blackadder Marches Forth, set in the First World War, and as educational and poignant as it is silly. Where the other series do try to have some measure of parody or clever presentation of a period long past, I feel none of them manage it as perfectly as the fourth. This show is funny if you like wit, sarcasm and cunning bastards, but it could never reach the top of any list of mine being a comedy show with little to no character development or personal drama.

The West Wing
While a good bit more variable in quality than The Wire, The West Wing is still a true gem of television. The fifth season might be a little hard to endure after the initial brilliance of the first couple of seasons, but I promise you, by the end in the seventh this show was long since gone awesome again. If it had been set in 1850 or on the continent of Westeros, this could probably have a shot to be my favourite show ever. Clever discussion of political issues, partisan characters with different biases, the political quagmire of never getting anything done, idealism met by realism, this show had all that a show about the White House's senior staff should have. (I'll also cheat and throw in a mention of the other show of Sorkin's I've seen and loved, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, which does the exact same thing for behind the screen TV-politics as West Wing does for behind the scenes world politics)

Judging Amy
I know, I know, putting that on this list makes me look like a girl, but it was good, people! I have never rewatched it and cannot tell you for sure I'd like it as much today as I did six years ago, when I had watched an admittedly tiny fraction of the good shows I've now seen to compare it with, but I remember this show very fondly as clever, engaging, and very much feeling like it had characters who were, to a one, real people. Balancing very well the protagonist's courtroom cases in the juvenile courts with her and her mother's personal lives, ideals and beliefs, I remember both laughing and crying during several episodes of this show.

Wonderfalls
Incredibly well made, let me tell you that. Witty, intelligent, with fun characters and good plots. It's even got some fantastical elements. But it's just too quirky to ever really completely win me over. The drama is good, but not awesome. The comedy is good, but too off-beat and not the central point. The issues are interesting, but there's not enough action in the execution of the plots surrounding them to drag me in. It's one of those odd shows where I go "yeah, I like this, this is super well done, and I'd like even to rewatch this many times, sure, but I don't think I'll ever quite love it" because it's lacking a certain something ineffable to be the right kind of show for me. It's indubitably awesomely well done, though, and if you haven't, you should check it out.

Dexter
This show does on paper have it all - bigger than life characters, development of said, intricate season plots, engaging individual episodes, humour, drama and action. When I say it could never reach my personal top five list, it's due to the premise - it's a show locked to one protagonist. I prefer ensemble shows for their much wider opportunities for interesting dynamics and less dependency on clever plot twists. Of course, the fact that it's neither a period piece nor fantasy or sci-fi doesn't help much. But the show is truly awesome, and catching up on the first two seasons over the course of two weeks have been one of the more memorable TV-experiences of my life.

The Inside
As I mentioned in my review of the first season of Dexter, The Inside is a dark show, and to me, that's its failing. I'm faint of heart and mind, I can't take watching something too dark or upsetting and still truly enjoy it. That being said, the characters, the plots, the manipulations of the awesome, awesome character played by Peter Coyote, this is something as rare as a police show that's not only watchable, but eminently engaging. It's too dark for me to truly love it though - it might even be too dark for me to ever rewatch it. Certainly not alone. But it's very good, and it's a deserving mention on this list.




That's that. Hope that some of you will end up checking out at least one of 'em. They all deserve it.

A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Bad Beginning & The Reptile Room

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Finally getting around to checking out the first couple of books of this series, it's about what I expected. Clever little jokes, a rather impressive control of the language, an amusingly present (fictional) author and relatively gripping but predictable plots. Also, as the author puts no small amount of effort into warning the reader about repeatedly, it's rather melancholy and sad.

Still, they're super-quick and easy reads, and while I do realise the target audience is far below my own age, I had fun reading these two books. The first book details the first experiences of the Baudelaire children Violet, Klaus and Sunny after their parents suddenly pass away in a brutal fire. They're sent off to live with a distant (but geographically close) relative, Count Olaf, who quickly turns out to be an evil man with designs on the orphans' great inherited fortune. In the end the children, using their natural gifts of inventing, reading and biting, outwit and defeat the Count, but as the author takes care in pointing out, do not get a happy ending anyway as the villain escapes. The second book follows the children into the care of a new guardian, this one benevolent and amusing, but with a thwarted Olaf furiously on their heels. More tragedies so ensue.

These two books, together with book number 3 as far as I gather, make up the basis for the movie with Jim Carrey, a movie which reading this turns out to have been pleasingly true to the books. Compared to the movie, the adults are a tiny bit less oblivious (though still very much so) and the children a tiny bit more so (though still far more clever than the adults). A main difference, though, is that the antagonist of Count Olaf is, while still very ominous and disgusting, less ridiculous and more intelligent than in the movie. Of course, this might be a result of the children not knowing him very well yet, after just two books, and it might change. Still, the man is genuinely creepy, and somewhat less clueless than the other adults of the tales.

The books have thirteen chapters, and there are thirteen books to the series - hardly a coincidence - and I'm told they keep following the children being sent to a new guardian-formula for a while, gradually starting to spice it up a little more. I'm sure they'll be more enticing once I'm done with the third book and venture into unknown territory, the first three being so close to the movie that I basically know what will happen next in almost every scene. There are also subtle hints to a larger, over-arching plot line in these first two books, and I expect that to become increasingly central to later books in the series.

Good books, really, with the humour making up for the melancholia and the easy, quick read making up for the somewhat predictable plot. I'm sure to keep reading at these and see how it all turns out.

Horribly horribly, no doubt.

Anansi Boys

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"It's a big serious world out there; nothing to laugh about. Not ever. You must teach the children to fear, teach them to tremble. Teach them to be cruel. Teach them to be the danger in the dark. Hide in the shadows, then pounce or spring or leap or drop, and always kill. You know what the true meaning of life is?"
"Um," said Fat Charlie. "Is it love one another?"


Sitting down to read a novel by Neil Gaiman is an odd experience for me. In one way, it feels like I've read a good bunch of his stuff, but on the other, I feel like I've only read one actual novel. I've read his Sandman-series, but that is after all graphic novels compiled of many shorter stories, and thus very different from a normal novel. I've read Good Omens, but that book is co-written by Terry Pratchett and Pratchett's familiar satirical style was far more apparent to me in the reading experience than the more versatile Gaiman. I've read Odd and the Frost Giants, but that's a children's novel, and a short one at that. I've seen Beowulf, but he only co-wrote the script on that, and it's additionally based off of an ancient poem as well as being a movie, not a novel. Though you get a good impression of his tastes, I can't really claim to feel that having watched Princes Mononoke where he penned the English-language script taught me that much of his own writing style either. The movie that is indeed based on his own work that I've seen and loved, Stardust, had a script written by someone else, and I haven't yet read Gaiman's original tale. I've read his short story Monarch of the Glen, but that is a short story, not a novel, and one about a character I know from a previous work of his on top of that. That previous work, American Gods, is the only "proper" novel I feel I've actually read, in the sense that it's the only one that I feel have given me a clear image of how the man writes when on his own, unimpaired by a selective audience, a source material or a studio, and uninfluenced by a co-author.

And American Gods is probably the best single-volume fantasy novel I've ever read.

Thus I started Anansi Boys, torn between too high expectations and little expectations at all. Well, I'll say this straight up: I was not disappointed.

Anansi Boys is not at all like American Gods despite being set in the same universe. It's about the sons of a secondary character from American Gods, and how they cope with meeting each other. Mostly it's about one of them, a dreadfully shy and naive man named Charlie. Anansi Boys is a comedy, and though it's a comedy that sometimes ventures into darker places than most, it's still a light-hearted and easy read that I finished in a week. (A mind-boggling pace for me and my reading-habits in recent years) It's a story about family, about the relationship between parents and children and grown siblings who might not quite like each other, and about how it's all just terribly embarrassing.

The book (pretty naturally) reminded me a good bit of Good Omens, the other silly but somewhat dark novel of Gaiman's I've read. Turns out that a lot of the humour I thought of as Pratchett'y is also there in Gaiman's writing, but more laid-back. The type of humour is often the same as in Good Omens, but most of the time it's underhanded and as-a-matter-of-fact-ly phrased, which in its own way adds to the charm. While big parts of the plot were pretty obvious and easy to figure out ahead of time, this only barely subtracted from my enjoyment of the story as the joy in reading Anansi Boys is in following the characters to their finish line, not guessing fruitlessly what the finish line will be.

In no way as brilliantly memorable as the vastly complex and often sombre American Gods, Anansi Boys never tries to be. It's a fun, heart-warming and entertaining story of two brothers, and it sucked me in to not let go until I was on the final page. And it once again verified that Neil Gaiman is a man who can write just about anything and do so well.

Now, if I could only get around to reading Neverwhere as well...

Stargate: Continuum

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When Stargate SG-1 finally ended after its tenth season, it was ironically virtually the only season they hadn't wrapped up all their major plot lines. This was on purpose, though, as they were planning two (or hopefully three) direct-to-DVD-movies to tie up the remaining loose ends. The first one of these, Stargate: Ark of Truth, was alright, but felt more like a double-episode from the show than a movie in its own right. I was excited to see if this movie, which was to tie up a plot-thread a good bit more interesting to me than the ones they tied up in Ark, would do the same.

And it did, but actually a little less so. Continuum does indeed have the feel of a movie in its own right, though it's still plagued with feeling like a high-budget double-episode while you're watching it. It's also involving time-travel, and I've never been a fan of plots where you hit a reset button at the end. If none of the characters will remember, then what is the point of telling us the story?

Those things considered, it was a good ride - better, I'd say, than Ark of Truth. There's a couple of nice guest appearances by many old favourites, including the ever-awesome O'Neill and also one by Hammond, with some nice pieces of dialogue ending up feeling eerily sad considering Don S. Davis recent death. There was humour, there was very good use of continuity, there were twists, politics, betrayals and Baal, my favourite Stargate-villain to date.

Not to mention that it looks damned awesome. A very strong 7,5/10

Fevre Dream

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The chains were very strong.

- Joshua York


We're in America, by the Mississippi, close before the Civil War. We're taken there through the eyes of Abner Marsh, steamboat cap'n, a damned ugly man whose appetite is only dwarfed by his integrity, and Sour Billy, the skinny overseer of the slaves at the Julian Plantation who is as clever as he is mean. Both these men are formidable - or, as Marsh would fondly pronounce the word, for-mid-a-bul - and interesting in their own right, but what George R. R. Martin's fantasy novel Fevre Dream is showing us through their eyes is more for-mid-a-bul still.

Fevre Dream is the story of Abner Marsh's dream of owning and piloting a steamboat so beautiful and grand that it would beat out even the famous boat Eclipse in a race, and of his new, mysterious business partner Joshua York's dream of - well, that'd be spoiling the surprise wouldn't it? Suffice to say that he, too, has a fond desire to put something beautiful into the world, and that something is the magnificent sidewheeler steamboat Fevre Dream.

Everything seems bright and wondrous for Cap'n Marsh as his lifelong dream begins its maiden voyage along the Mississippi, but isn't it damned odd how the polite and likable Joshua York insists on keeping the strangest hours, never coming out in the day, and how Marsh had to promise asking no questions about his strange behaviour in return for the funding?

At the Julian plant, a couple of run-away slaves is brought back into the hands of Sour Billy by a slave-catcher and his son. The terrified slaves have told odd tales along the way, but slave-talk is not worth listening to, and Sour Billy agrees. Still, it's somewhat strange that there's no-one but Billy to see at the plantation, and that they'll have to wait until nightfall before the owner will arrive to pay them for the service.

George R. R. Martin is my hands-down favourite fantasy-author with his ever-ongoing A Song of Ice and Fire, but I have never taken the time to read anything he's written outside of his vast epic. Mostly, it seems, he's written outside the fantasy-genre, but this particular book is an exception to that. And Martin does certainly not disappoint.

While in my respects a history-buff, I will freely admit that the 1860's is too recent for my tastes, and steamboats has never really tickled my fancy. The closest I've ever gotten to care about steamboats in my life was while reading chapter two of Keno Don Rosa's graphic novel The Life and Times of $crooge McDuck, but even there in-between gorgeous illustrations and exciting characters did not the concept of the riverboat-captains of the mid-1800's and their steamboats come to life as much as here.

What intrigued me most about this book, I think, was the characterisations - several secondary characters stick almost as well to the memory as the more central ones, and the main villain was in many ways as charismatic and interesting as the nicer people of the story. This relatively short book, ending at well beneath 400 pages, opens up a wide new world for me as a reader, a world I'd be very interested in seeing more of. (Alas, not likely to happen.) The book holds tragedy, but it's also got great displays of loyalty, trust, and honour - and even at times a little comedy. Strength in defeat, weakness in triumph, pathetically valiant and admiringly greedy, there is a lot of these things to be seen in Fevre Dream, and while Martin has here written a story far more clearly distinguishing between good and evil than the morally grey areas-loving Ice and Fire he still shows us characteristically complex characters dealing with characteristically complex moral issues. All the while neatly covered in what on the surface would seem to be a straight-forward conflict between right and wrong.

I must say I truly enjoyed this book. While never as singularly awesome as A Song of Ice and Fire, Fevre Dream grabbed me from the very first page of it I read and kept me going eagerly. And when I got there, the end did not disappoint.

The Dark Knight

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Uhm.



Eh.



Er...


I...

Ah, there's...


Hrm.


So, I've seen Dark Knight.

Specific spoiler-free review after the cut (spoilers generalizing about themes or moods of the movie etc will probably abound, difficult to say anything at all about anything without that) followed by a clearly separated paragraph with spoiler-laden comments that should be easy to avoid.

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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, summarized

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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, act 1

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Well, it's been up for over a day now, and anyone who hasn't seen it yet should go do so immediately. 'Cause MY GODS, with the funny.

The world is a mess and I just... need to rule it.

Muppet Treasure Island

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Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails.

Dead men tell no tales.

- Final two lines of Muppet Treasure Island opening song



So, I might be biased in all sorts of directions, being one of those kinds who read Treasure Island somewhere between five and twelve times growing up, but I doubt many will give much of an argument if I claim that Long John Silver is indubitably one of the most compelling fictional characters of the villainous persuasion there ever was.

In this movie, he is played by Tim Curry, who does a decent but not really that memorable job of it. This might not be just Curry's fault, though, as the movie clearly tries to hold the focus on the Muppet-characters and on the protagonist Jim. The only human-starred character that makes an impact is Billy Connolly's short appearance as Billy Bones in the beginning, and let's face it, he's Billy Connolly, he'd make an impact if he spent the entire movie locked inside a box.

So, there's probably many ways to view this movie. As a Muppet-movie I don't feel qualified, having only seen their "Wizard of Oz" and "Take Manhattan" once each ages back. As a musical, a book-adaption and as a story, though, I feel like I can throw in a few cents worth of comments.

The songs are, on the most part, entertaining, and only occasionally pull you out of the on-going plot - and when it does, it's rather done on purpose. A few are too silly for my tastes, but memorable numbers like the opening song I quoted from, the "Sailing for adventure on the deep, blue sea" is engaging, and several others stuck with me.

The Muppets, as a whole, are funny, and, with my limited experience with The Muppet Show, well cast. Especially Sam the Eagle as First Mate Arrow is awesome in this film. While the movie wildly diverges from the book at several points, it's rather clear that the makers have read it thoroughly anyway, keeping things like the black spot on a page of the Bible, Benjamin Gunn ("Benjamina Gunn", a.k.a. Miss Piggy, Flint's lover) and Arrow's disappearance mid-voyage in the tale. Blind Pew deserves a special mention, he's - despite the blind-jokes - almost as ominous here as he was in the book. You almost forget that 90% of the characters aren't people, that's how well it's done.

As a story, it runs relatively simply and straightforwardly. There's no huge surprises, even if you haven't read the book, and it's very kid-friendly in the few twists it does. It's very funny on occasion, and worth seeing in its own right, but to me this movie's main strength was how much it made me wish to read the book again, something I haven't done in a decade.

I think that if I find the time, I will now.

Good fun! 7/10

Wanted

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The only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch.

- The Fox

So, seeing as I was planning on watching the loose movie adaptation of Wanted in the cinema in the upcoming week, I figured I'd give the original graphic novel a try first.

The premise was interesting, and the artwork by J. G. Jones was easy on the eyes. Seeing as it's additionally written by Mark Millar, I had rather high expectations to this, considering what I've read of his work before. Millar's DC Elseworld story Red Son featuring a "what is Superman landed in Stalnist Russia?"-premise was amazing, his recent major Marvel event Civil War was actually very good for a mainstream superhero giga-crossover, his original run at Ultimate X-men was exhilarating and often quite moving, and The Ultimates, especially the second installment, is simply awesome.

Thus, I must say, this was quite the disappointment. With Wanted, Millar is doing his completely own thing, writing with his own characters in a universe he made up himself. It's ironic, then, that one of the main strengths I see in the book is actually the ofttimes clever way he alludes to mainstream DC and Marvel characters and continuity. (Sadly, it often goes horribly wrong and just comes off as stupid or juvenile, like for instance his imitation of Scarface and Two-Face) In particular characters like his Mr. Richter deserves credit for being a funny and charismatic villain reminiscent of characters like Batman's "Black Mask" or Cap's "Red Skull", but not exactly like either of them nor a stupid parody. Another excellent character is Doll-Master, a character blatantly ripped off of DC's Toyman, but much more interesting and charming than Toyman ever was. Still, you're more often than not left sitting with the feeling that this'd be a lot more interesting if it had the original characters instead of Millar's homages, parodies and copies.

The plot of this comic, without spoiling more than your average blurb would, is that a normal pushover wussy office rat learns his father was a supervillain and willed him a fortune on the condition that his son learned to be a supervillain too, being trained by a secret society of such. The story is actually quite intoxicating, sucking you in, making you want to read on, see what happens next. The problem is that what happens next is (almost) never particularly interesting beyond making you want to see what happens after that again.

The reason for this is that Millar's created an interesting world for the story, but plotted it along the life of a main character totally devoid of any form of charisma, allure or even agenda for me as the reader to get excited about. All he does is kill people. There's no elaborate planning, no finesse, no charm, no interesting and complex motivations. The character simply has no draw to him, there's no... je ne sais quoi, nothing of interest. Just a hell of a lot of potential for interest that keeps you going. But by the end of the book, the potential's gone unrealized and the character's more boring and unappealing than ever. It doesn't exactly help that he's drawn to look like Eminem.


A little more spoilers from this paragraph on, if you're phobic you should skip to the last one. What happens, you see, is that our main character becomes a remorseless rapist sociopath. Fair enough. Why? Because he can, because the world's always screwed him over and he figures he can now screw it back. Fair enough again. How? By doing stuff like killing random people in the street. Alright. Also fair enough, I suppose. And then what?

Well, and then nothing. That's the problem. Wanted is the story of how a boring wuss became a boring bully. That's all he is at the end of this story. A rich, remorseless, super-powered bully with no intelligence or charm to his actions, nothing to keep the reader connected to him.

Oddly, Millar seems to think I'd somehow envy this guy. The story ends with the protagonist breaking the fourth wall, addressing the reader, accusing him of having as empty a life as he had in the beginning, and that reading about others doing things like he's been doing in this story is the illusion used to fill up the meaningless drone life. I suppose it's intended to make me feel provoked, or insulted, or maybe make me reconsider some priorities or something. All it does, honestly, is make me go "fuck, this man is stupid." If anyone in this story wanted to tell me a line like that, it needed to be one of the heads of the five families, or possibly Doll-Master. Heck, even the protagonist's father, whom he turns into an almost identical replica of, was a little bit more interesting than the guy we've been following throughout this. All the ending leaves me with is a feeling of "this was it?" I read five issues to get to the point where character-development as a concept is non-existent, the only interesting characters are killed by the most boring ones, and then one of the boring ones claim that my life is empty compared to his? Really Millar, Fredegar Bolger had a more interesting role in The Lord of the Rings than Wesley Gibson had here.


Thus, I'm sucked through five issues of action, constantly feeling as though the cool moments, the truly awesome entertainment, are all right around the corner. But in the end, all I'm left with are secondary characters who for the most part were more interesting in their original DC incarnations, stupid plot-devices like when Sucker doesn't know when 24 hours have passed since he did something but the protagonist who wasn't present at the instance somehow does standing in for what should be genuinely cool character moments, and a main character who was a million times less interesting than the badguys he fought but just as morally reprehensible, giving me no reason to root for him whatsoever. I know the movie is supposed to make him into more of a hero, but honestly, I've kind of lost all the drive I had to watch it.

Captain Hammer - Be Like Me

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Dexter, season 1

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People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That’s my burden, I guess.




Many people have recommended me this show based on a book called Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsey, but I believe main credit for pushing me past the "will try it out sometime"-block and into the "trying it out now"-zone should be handed to Amras Elensar more than anyone else. By funny coincidence, the day before my scheduled watch of the pilot episode, Shirgaal reviewed it as well, a very positive one that would probably have tipped me over had I not decided to watch it already.


I was strongly skeptical at first mainly due to my lack of interest in and the downright unpleasantness of seeing a lot of explicit violence on screen. Oddly, the show didn't have much of it, and most of what there was happened in the first few episodes. Sure, they don't shy away from it, but they usually cut away from the worse acts of violence, just showing the lead-up and, of course, the results, but even the latter category got a little less horridly vivid as the show progressed. I applaud. No need to speculate, right.

The show, you see, is not at all about the violence. It's about the lack of feeling anything that drives the character(s) to it. The main and title character Dexter Morgan is not just the centre building block of the show, he is its epitome, its foundation and walls both, its carrying pillar, its axis mundi. A quote from Jane Espenson's blog springs to mind - "A House without a House at its centre cannot stand" - nor could a Dexter without a Dexter. With that, as on House, comes a myriad of strengths and weaknesses.

This is, to me, the first of show's two main issues keeping me from unequivocally loving it to, if you'll pardon a quite tasteless pun (and of course you will, you're reading my weblog after all and shouldn't be expecting any better), bits. See, I'm an ensemble cast man. I grew up loving Animals of Farthing Wood and Sinbad the Sailor. I got sold on serialized television in my teens through shows like Friends, Angel, Buffy, Judging Amy and Babylon 5. My present-day top favourite TV-shows are to a one marked by a big family of protagonists, each able to carry an episode on their own if they need to - and they're usually given the chance, too.

That's why a show like Dexter or House M.D. have hard times really climbing the ladder of my list of excellent shows. When this much time and energy is spent on the title character, making him look interesting and give him issues to deal with, the other characters have to suffer, and what's left is only degrees of how much So believe me when I tell you - it's still an excellent show, and you should try it out.

The other issue I have with the show is simply one of genre and premise - it's not really for me. I don't mean I don't enjoy it, I do, but I can never enjoy it as much as I would if this took place in Narnia rather than Miami. It's a mental block, a genre preference, a silly boy's silly tastes, call it what you will, but to me, any premise of a story set in present day in the real world will necessarily be less interesting than something that's not. That need not bother the reader though, and I will not bring that up again in this review. Just keep in mind that this is an additional reason for me to be less-than-excited with the show that's colouring what I think of it.

So, what IS this show? Well, without spoiling much beyond the pilot, it's a show following Dexter, a man shaped by a horrid and suppressed childhood trauma and a freakishly intelligent, hard, caring and morally free-thinking adoptive father into a trained killer. He has no emotions, having only the urge to kill, but he channels his need to do so into carefully planned out and just as carefully executed entrapments and killings of other serial killers on the Code his adoptive father taught him. Simultaneously, he was trained to blend in as a normal person, faking emotions, faking human relations, faking affection and attachment. And he's damned good at it, too, just about everybody loves Dexter. But Dexter, sadly, loves no-one.

Or at least, that's how the season starts out. Dexter is living an emotionless life in the forensics of the Miami police by day, being almost a prodigy at analysing dead bodies and blood splatters. By night he is killing off the scum of the Earth, and feeling good about it too. Then comes along the Ice Truck Killer, an, in Dexter's eyes, true artist of murder, and Dexter gets caught up in his game.

The cast is good for a title-character-focused show. Dexter's sister is lacking a little bit in charisma, but I honestly feel that's mostly because her character is an off-putting combination of insecure and overly sure of herself, and not through any fault of the actress'. The policemen in Dexter's life are all interesting enough, the exception maybe being a character I grew quite the distaste for, the local lieutenant. Thankfully she has a superior officer who is a far more classy brand of jackass (reminding me every so slightly of the awesome Rawls of The Wire) and knows how to put her into her place, which produced some of my favourite non-Dexter scenes of the show.

There are only two truly fascinating characters beyond Dexter himself, though - the Ice Truck Killer, and Dexter's girlfriend, Rita. A long-time victim of spousal abuse and single mum to two, Dexter chooses to spend time with Rita because she is damaged and, in a way, empty like him. The awkwardness and tentative steps of their relationship is beautiful and my by far favourite aspect of the show.

The show is heavy on the season mystery while following smaller episode-by-episode plots as well, much like Veronica Mars used to be, but in that comparison, the mystery is a little less captivating and more predictable than Veronica's was despite (or because) getting more attention during the entire season's run. It's still very good, though, and the show as a whole is incredibly addictive.


Now follows the spoilery part of the review, those who haven't seen the season yet and think they will at some point should skip to the last paragraph.

As the season progresses the Ice Truck Killer keeps attempting to undermine Harry's Code in Dexter's head, keeps trying to open up his suppressed memories to reveal, among other things, his adoptive father's somewhat less than truthful behaviour with regards to Dexter's childhood.

Rudy/Brian was very interesting. The problem was, of course, that I felt pretty confident that he was the Ice Truck Killer the second the character came on scene. You could tell that the man in the white coat was a character actor, and not just some random guy, and that was really enough. It's a sad fact, but, dramatically, they HAVE to make the killer into someone that's already introduced on the show to make the reveal exciting enough, and he was the only character who not only grew from a background-character with two lines into one with as much screentime as any other supporting actor, but who was clearly not cast by a nobody-actor.

When they started heaping on hints on him in addition, I actually started thinking he might not be the guy after all, but an intentional mislead. So that the Big Mystery Of The Season really only ever had one real candidate among the cast was saddening. The character himself, though, was awesome, as was the actor. I have to admit that while I obviously realized he had some connection to Dexter’s childhood, once I saw how young he was (and thus he couldn't possibly have been the killer of Dexter's mum) I stopped thinking about that and thus didn’t see his being Dexter’s brother coming until just a short while before it was revealed. So at least they got me a little there.

As loose ends go, the season didn't really leave many except obvious start-ups for season 2, but I do wonder a lot on Brian's need to kill their biological father. It felt as though there was something there that should've been revealed but never was, which bugs me.

The unblocking of Dexter's memories also leading him to feel a little again, thus starting to care for his sister beyond Harry's Code just as Harry's authority was broken down enough in his head for him to consider breaking it, was a very nice and ironic twist. Brian would probably have succeeded in his scheme had he confronted Dexter with Harry's lies without also unblocking his memories - he would've lost faith in his father's Code without regaining some sense of emotion.

This also lead to a very nice - and long in the coming - turn in Dexter's relationship with Rita, as he is genuinely starting to need company in his life. The season finale is very, very good.



On the whole, the season is a beautifully crafted story with very good visuals and at times very funny little mental remarks from Dexter, and my only real complaint isn't truly valid - as it is that I don't think this particular story could be told much better, but that I think they could have made a story more suited to my tastes in stead. As it stands, it is a very successful and almost equally daring piece of work. The only thing I've seen that's remotely similar to this is the very excellent and thoroughly canceled The Inside, but even that wasn't quite as dark as the mere premise of this show. I might not have heard of James Manos Jr. before (Wikipedia claims he's been involved on The Sopranos and The Shield though), but he's made what's easily one of the best made shows I've ever seen, and certainly one of the more addictive ones. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and look forward to the second season - which I will of course be watching right away.

Mark the calendar, people

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LibraryThing

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Oh, Obdormio, what have you gotten me into?




It's a mere handful of my books for now, but suddenly I'll have something better to do one day and it'll grow like nobody's business.

Red Seas Under Red Skies - Book Two of the Gentleman Bastard Sequence

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I believe "swashbuckling" to be the first word that comes to mind, trying to recapitulate my thoughts on this book by Scott Lynch.

Sound familiar? It should, it was also how I started my review of the first book of the series. It's even more true of this second one - it's got actual pirates.


There is not that much to say about this book that's not already said in my review of it's predecessor. Mostly, I'm writing this post to give a brief mention of the things someone who has read the first one and is unsure what to expect would maybe like to know.

First, it's good. The funny is there just as much as in the first book. The plot is as intricate and twisting, if not more so, and you care about the characters involved.

Second, it's not as good as the first one, for the one obvious reason everyone who's read The Lies of Locke Lamora could easily imagine. That said, it does a good job at compensating for this necessary shortcoming.

Third, the Over The Top Awesome At What They Do characters are somewhat less omnipresent in this book than in the first one, one of my few complaints have thus been soothed somewhat. The tendency is still there, but mellowed down just enough so that it's just fun for having so many awesome characters and not annoying for having so many invincible characters. There's a slight line between invincible and awesome in this kind of stories, but Lynch is walking it far better here than in the first book.

Fourth, it's main flaw is a cheap and stupid plot-device that does not contribute anything to the story and is just there as sensationalist bullshit to fool the reader. This was well beneath the book's dignity, and is by far its greatest blemish in my opinion.

Fifth - despite that - well, you should just go read it. Seriously. If you liked the first one, you will like this one. It is not as fantastic - how could it be - but it does not in any way disappoint. At least it didn't disappoint me. If anything, it sucked me in far more quickly than the first one managed.

Richer and cleverer than everyone else.

Dr. Horrible's Teaser!

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The Bonehunters

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A year and a month and a week ago, I was fifty pages into Steven Erikson's The Bonehunters. A week ago today, I finished reading it. This should give you some vague comprehension of how true it is every time I moan about how little fiction I read these days.

Of course, it's not all me. The long, at times almost tedious build-ups are what I expect from Erikson, he's never not done them. Still, when you have little go-read-spirit to summon, they don't help. I must say, though, Bonehunters was, in a way, better than others, despite my insanely slow read of it. This because it had a very grand convergence at the middle of the book (the siege of Y'Ghatan) as well as the traditional one at the end. This did mean that the end was less overwhelmingly awesome than some of the other books' endings, sure, but I felt it was still far sufficient to make it worth getting there.

The build-up before Y'Ghatan was the slow part, for me (it took me ten months - that's right, compared to a month and a half for the remaining 60% of the book), but it was not nearly as confusing, slow-paced or verging on uninteresting as, say, the first 20% of books one or two of the series. It was just Erikson being Erikson, and I kind of feel like anyone reading this series should expect that form of slow build-up by now. I certainly did.

Reading an online review the comment I wrote to which this post is largely based on, I realised that wow, yeah, there's a lot of philosophy and musings in this series. Unlike that reviewer, I barely noticed it in this particular book. Mostly, probably, because I find it interesting and appealing. I clearly remember noticing this stuff far more in Midnight Tides. The characters who do these musings are the clearly intelligent, far-sighted individuals (of which there are a lot, we get - thankfully - a vast over-representation of the skilled and intelligent in our POVs of the books) and to me, them having such thoughts when faced with this much pain and destruction seems logical or even inevitable. The few trinkets of wisdom or insight handed out by the less impressive or clever people are dependent on just that - being said by someone with a particular, narrow but often specialized view of the world. So I don't mind those either.

I kind of liked Bottle, the main new character of the book, though I tired a little of him by the end. Ganoes Paran kept growing more interesting in this one, though, which is very good, and we got more insight into Tavore and Laseen both, which is also awesome. Fiddler really shone in this one, and while Quick Ben has had better books, he's always a welcome addition. Kalam has had better books too, but he made up for it by the end. Finally, Shadowthrone and Cotillion really come to the foreground now, clearing up a lot of things, and generally being fun.

An issue with the series is how the exponential pathos that is Erikson's trademark is starting to undermine itself. Heboric's pain in this one, for instance, felt a little bit like it rehashed the fate of the Shield Anvil of Memories of Ice, only bigger and worse. Still, the tendency is still one that's infrequent enough that it doesn't bother me thoroughly.

A very welcome choice in Bonehunters was to bring the action and narrative back to the areas and people we're the most familiar with, after the trip to Lether in Midnight Tides. It also brilliantly sewed the plots of Midnight Tides together with the rest of the series, so that the upcoming volume taking place back on Lether seems less of a break from the ongoing story than it could have done.

All in all I thoroughly enjoyed and I daresay even loved the book, and I'm looking as much forward to Reaper's Gale as ever. I'm also really wanting to get my hands on The Lees of Laughter's End, the only novella set in the universe I still haven't read, and starting to look a lot forward to Esslemont's Return of the Crimson Guard. In short, my Malazan-enthusiasm is once again rekindled to a big, roaring flame. I hope it'll last so that my next venture into the universe will last less than a year.

Hornblower

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Sir Edward Pellew: You see things, sir, that others do not. One thing you do not question is your loyalty to your King. I only hope that one day, Hornblower, you'll fight for more than England.

Horatio Hornblower: What is there more than England?



Hornblower is a British series of eight two-hour TV-movies chronicling the early career of the fictional British naval officer Horatio Hornblower during the French revolutionary wars and Britain's subsequent wars with Napoleon. Whilst most characters in the show are fictional, some are not, and so it's not too far a stretch to label it historical fiction.

The series and, as far as I can gather, all the stories in it, are based off of a series of novels by C. S. Forester. I have not read these, but I must confess, watching the movies makes it somewhat appealing to try.

Because the show - and that's what it is, once you've reached 16 hours of television you really can't pretend not to be a tv-show anymore regardless the format of your episodes - is very good. Ioan Gruffudd does a very charismatic job as the main character. Apparently, he is so grateful to the franchise that he's acquired rights to make adaptations of books of Hornblower to make a cinematic movie now that the television-channel have decided not to make further movies themselves. Let's hope that if he does so, it'll be a continuation and not a remake. He's not the only actor geeks like me are likely to recognise here, though - Robert Lindsey does a simply stellar job as Hornblower's commanding officer, and Jamie Bamber is probably even better here than as Apollo on Galactica.

The eight movies can easily be divided into two sections - which is also reflected in their titles:

* The Even Chance
* The Examination For Lieutenant
* The Duchess and the Devil
* The Frogs And The Lobsters
* Mutiny
* Retribution
* Loyalty
* Duty


The first four are very much stand-alone-movies. Sure, they share continuity, and several plot-points show up again between them, but they each have one self-contained story. The latter four, on the other hand, form two two-parters, Mutiny and Retribution being one story and Loyalty and Duty a second. Whilst somewhat conclusive on their own, these movies let several important plot-points lie to be picked up by the next one in the series.

Both approaches work, and both have their advantages. The mix of the two was quite refreshing, having gotten used to the episodic nature of the first four I suddenly found myself in the middle of long, on-going plots without being warned beforehand.

The ending is apt, and well-made, but it still leaves you wanting more. (Crossing fingers for that cinema-release...) On the whole I found the show a very satisfying and real-feeling (to the extent that I can judge such) look into the day-to-day life in the powerful British navy on the turn of the century with appealing characters and satisfying plots. All in all, I'd heartily recommend this show. It's hardly the best one out there, but I was thoroughly entertained every step of the way, and isn't that really all that matters?

How I Met Your Mother, season 1

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Wow this was good. It started out good, got better, and then, sadly, it lost a little momentum towards the end. Still a very good comedy.

Alternatively, it gained momentum towards the end. If you're the sort of person who like the endless "will they or won't they"-plots, whether it is about hook-ups or break-ups. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

How I Met Your Mother is something rare. It's a sitcom that resembles Friends to the degree that I catch my absentminded considerings of it to often suddenly be shifting into pondering some old Friends-episode instead. At the same time, it's a sitcom about a gang of friends that does not feel like a Friends-ripoff.

You following? It actually reminds me of my favourite sitation comedy show growing up (I'm just young enough to have lost the Seinfeld-wave) without feeling like just another of the hundreds of bleak copies. That's rare.

Furthermore, it's got a cast that actually rivals the Friends-cast - even the main character and straight man is funny (for a straight man, anyway). The dynamics as the show start out and in the following episodes are really good - you have the old, well-working couple of the responsible but fun woman Lily and the intelligent but childish man Marshall, their best friend and roommate Ted the straight man with romantic ideas of marriage, house, kids and dogs, who is the show's main character, you have their wacky, shallow and sometimes mysterious pal Barney who somehow manages to alternate between the dork, the dirtbag, the oddball, the sarcastic bastard and the supportive friend seamlessly. And you have the New Girl in the gang, Robin, a girl with rather materialistic priorities and on whom Ted has a huge crush.

So, basically, this is Friends season one with some personalities shifted around. And yet it somehow feels fresh, too. This impressed me, and I watched most of this season in a mere half-week - though that might have had something to do with it being the week of my exams.

It's also funny - very funny. The show gets increasingly funnier in its first five episodes or so, and then it stays on that level for about ten episodes more. Then, sadly, it loses a lot of the comedic flair in favour of soapy plots as the Robin-Ted-plot intensifies just as the Lily-Marshall-pairing starts getting issues. I was okay with one of the two, but both annoyed me and felt speculative. I'm kind of sick of tv-shows not being able to portray happy relationships for more than a few episodes at a time before they have to screw something up - it's honestly just exploitive. But be that as it may, it does make your interest in the show more intense, because while less funny now, by this time you're hooked on the characters and want to see how they do, now that they're in trouble more than ever. Still, I hope the show will get as funny as it used to be again at some point in the second season. Fingers crossed.

I mentioned Barney, right? The most awesome comedy-character since The Janitor on Scrubs, I shit you not.

Anyway, the show also has an interesting set-up, being mainly flashbacks to 2005/2006 told by Ted to his children at some point in the far future. This has some implications about what may happen and what may not that add a level of interest to the show, and it works well - and Bob Saget's probably never been funnier than in his doing the narration as the older Ted off screen.

All in all, it's a show that feels fresh and modern while subconsciously having me tricked into thinking I'm watching new Friends-episodes. And, of course, there's the fact that the season finale has Amy Acker, Alexis Denishof and Alyson Hannigan in the same episode of tv (though admittedly not sharing any scenes), something that hasn't happened since Angel's "Orpheus" in March 2003. Whedon-geeks everywhere rejoice.

Also, Barney. I mean really. The guy is legendary.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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Wow. Never thought I'd live to see the day.


Indiana Jones is more than a franchise, it's Culture, it's Common Background, it's one of those things that are so deeply embedded into the cultural consciousness that the idea of the thing, the concept of the thing, is greater than the actual thing.

Don't get me wrong - I love the old Indiana Jones-movies. Well, I love two of them and think the middle one is alright. But not nearly as much as I love the concept of them. Harrison Ford as the ultimate geek-adventurer hybrid searching for lost treasure and solving mysterious riddles is Epic and, as Barney would say, Legendary.

The odd thing is, he doesn't really do that much of that. Yes, there's a big Mystical Treasure in each movie - but the only one where the main part of the movie is really the actual search for it is the third one. The death-traps are mostly present only in the opening scenes of the original movie and the finale of the third one - and in the latter case, they're honestly not that impressive. National Treasure has got way more of this stuff than Indiana Jones ever did, and will still never become anything more than a decent rip-off (with a somewhat disappointing sequel) in just about anybody's head. That's not the point - they ARE Indiana Jones. The geeky, at times awkward, at times awesome action-hero will always be Indiana Jones, or some form of copy. And movies with hidden treasures, vast ruins and clever clues in dead languages will always be Indiana Jones. The fact that the movies really used that stuff rather sparingly is utterly irrelevant.

So there is a large expectation to this kind of sequel. It can't really be equated with anything else - not even the Star Wars prequels, as they, by their very nature as prequels, was an entirely different animal. This is a sequel to three stand-alone-movies that needs to do three things; justify itself as a movie in its own right, justify itself as a continuation of the three movies everybody in the audience has seen at least once each, and justify itself as an Indiana Jones-movie - which as I said might have less to do with the second point than you'd think.

Surprise! It does all three. Which quite frankly WAS surprising, at least for me. I was feeling sceptical - I went in to see this movie thinking that, oh, well, as long as I'd get to hear the Most Awesome Theme Ever at least once, it'd be worth the ticket. (I did, too.) But I walked back out feeling happy, satisfied, at ease. And actually, joyfully, craving more.

Now, by all means, it doesn't do them all equally well. Mostly the movie lives up to the second point of the three - which, quite frankly, as a rather huge geek, is the most important one for me. But it's really not that far behind on neither the third nor the first. The movie is very entertaining - the beginning in particular is quite splendid, and while it does get a little less sizzlingly fun for the rest of the movie it's still on the whole a very good ride. And it's definitely Indiana Jones. There are dead languages, there are death-traps and hidden chambers, and lo and behold, there is a mystical treasure. (I believe that with this movie on top of the others, Indiana Jones has personally witnessed that there must be some form of core of thruth to Ancient Egyptian religion, Ancient Mayan religion, Judeaism, Christianity, Shivaism and Kali-worship. That's a rather impressive list, right there.)

The plot was decent - it had some twists that were obvious, some twists that were not, and it mixed the nostalgia and self-referencing in just the right portions with the new stuff, which was a balanced I'd been worried they'd not be able to keep. But they proved me wrong. Another one of the touches I was very sceptical about - having Shia LeBoeuf join the cast as a young, boisterous sidekick - also worked out very well, all things considering, and the movie would've been a very different one and possibly less interesting one without him. The character brings a dynamic to Jones that's new for the character, and additionally makes the action-scenes with the elderly Jones a good deal more believable when he has a young man at his side.

As with any Indiana Jones-movie that's not the original, The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sorely misses Belloq. A competator that's Jones' equal hasn't been seen since, and that's a damned shame. Cate Blanchett does do a more than decent job as the Russian überspy, though. After the awesomeness that was The Last Crusade, Sean Connery as Henry Jones Sr. also leaves a void, though he is referenced with great respect (and often to great effect) at multiple points. Also, this movie features the indubitably best of Jones' love-interests returning from obscurity and filling out a lot of blanks.

It's not God's Gift to Cinema by an entire series of long-shots. Nor is it the best movie I'll see this year. But all in all, I'll say this movie is well worthy of being called part of the - I'll say it again - legendary series that is - far more so, actually, than Temple of Doom has ever been. To me, it felt as much as an Indiana Jones-movie as the old ones did. Is it as good as the other two? Hard to say after only having seen it once. Ask me again in five years. In which time I'm likely to have watched it at least another five times.

Because, let's face it, people, while Indiana Jones might get old, Indiana Jones does not. And this, quite certainly, was just that.

Indiana Jones.

A tentative - and very strong - 8,5/10

The Wire, seasons 4 and 5

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As I wrote in my review of the first three seasons of HBO's The Wire, this is some damned good television. And that did not change with the last two seasons.

Something did change, though. The fourth season is a much lighter story than the three seasons coming before it, but it's also less of a self-contained-story, being the one season of the show where the number of loose ends at the season finale almost rivaled the number of plots neatly finished up. By all means, The Wire always have plenty of loose ends on which to build the upcoming season, but in season 4, they were more plentiful than before. I don't think this made it weaker, though.

While I sorely missed a few of my favourite characters from earlier seasons, the show keeps introducing new ones as well as bringing out old minor characters into the light, and they are quite frequently an interesting bunch. Because The Wire is first and foremost - the way I've experienced it - a show about the people trapped in the system, and to make that story work, the characters must be as interesting as the system is screwed up. And believe you me - on this show, the system is not only screwed up, but nailed, glued and hammered up, and it is only sticking together due to the self-sustaining shit it creates. Luckily, the show has the characters to match.

Season 5 was, of course, a trip straight downhill after the relatie respite of the fourth one. Everything goes to heck, and somehow, for everyone. Needless to say, I loved to hate every minute of it.

Easily one of the best shows I've ever seen, and considering it's basically a cop-show - a genre I'm so sick of I could puke - set in present day, without any dragons, wizards, droids or lightsabers, that's one huge accomplishment. It's no coincidence that if I were to list my favourite shows, I don't think anything that's both got a contemporary setting and is devoid of supernatural or sci-fi-elements would match it. Veronica Mars before the less-than-ideal third season, maybe. That's it. The Wire is a show that's frequently funny, often tragic, sometimes exciting, and always, always captivating. If I were to compare it to something, I'd say it lands somewhere between Deadwood and The Sopranos, but it really is its own thing, and it's highly recommended.

Odd and the Frost Giants

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Free book! Would you believe it? And by Neil Gaiman!


This is what I thought walking into Outland - the local comic book/fantasy book shop - and realising they had this book laying for free on the counter in relation to something called the "World Book Day". Well, thank you very much indeed.


The book was a quick read, I read it that same afternoon, being slightly under one hundred pages and clearly written for a somewhat younger audience. With this in mind, I really liked it.

I mean, it's hardly a masterpiece of any sort. But it is charming, and Gaiman once again makes good use of his excellent knowledge of Norse mythology (and yes, I feel qualified to judge that) as he tells the short and simple story of a crippled fatherless Viking lad saving the world from eternal winter.

The book is consistently entertaining and engaging, and kept me interested from the beginning to the end. There were no surprising twists to mention, no big and shocking reveals, but it still, somehow, sucked me in and kept me turning the pages until it suddenly was done.

I should imagine this is an excellent bedtime-type of book to read to children while keeping the adult reading it out loud entertained as well.


I didn't pay one dime for this book, but whomever did, I thank them. It was well worth the money.

Iron Man

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The Hulk was kind of artsy and dark and weird, and though it had some cool moments it'll hardly go down in history as an example of a successful attempt at making a movie of a Marvel superhero. The Fantastic Fours sadly kind of put themselves on a more kid-movie sort of level, but they weren't as bad as everybody says they are. (Alright, maybe a little bit, but I'll maintain that the casting was pretty good) Elektra, however... And just when Daredevil stood a good chance to redeem himself through the impressingly improving director's cut. But, you know, Spider-man was a pretty darned good movie. And though Dafoe was sorely missed, Spider-man 2 was probably even better. X-men was rather unimpressively decent, but laid a fantastic foundation for the brilliant X-men 2. Both franchises kinda limped their way through the third installments, though Spidey did so remarkably well, but the point is, Marvel's really done some pretty darn good superhero-movies before. Heck, I even liked The Punisher, though I'll accept that while a decent movie it wasn't that good a portrayal of the character.


But this... this buggers those "decent attempts" up the arse, if you'll pardon my French, wipes the floor with Spider-man and gives even Spidey 2 and God Among Insects X-men 2 a run for their money. Even DC's Batman Begins should get a little uneasy seeing Downey Jr. donning his armor.


Because of THIS is the result when Marvel decides to finance their own movies, then I need to look into getting some kind of moviegoing discount card.



Iron Man is the kind of movie that had me go home feeling guilty that I hadn't gotten a premiere ticket to see it. It had Robert Downey Jr. in the main part, and I knew from the second I heard that that I was in store for something good. Now, I'm one of those losers who only really know the man from his relatively short run at Ally McBeal, but he made a strong and lasting impression on me there as one of the funniest and most charming characters the show had (and this was a show sporting the infamous duovirate of Cage & Fish) and I spent every episode the show had after he left hoping he'd come back on. And something in my head just clicked when I heard he was signed on as Tony Stark, instinctively I just knew he'd do a stellar job of portraying the guy who's probably my favourite Marvel character. (Yes, I have a thing for billionaire control-freak geniuses with eccentric alter egos, it's TV2's fault for airing Zorro every weekend when I grew up, let's move along?)

So, my favourite character played by an actor I felt unusually confident would do a good job - and from Jon Favreau, the guy who directed the very funny Elf and was hilarious as Foggy Nelson on Daredevil. Then came the mindblowingly awesome trailer. And suddenly, the movie was out, and people were going crazy praising it. Reviewers, people I knew, online acquaintences with very good tastes, fans of the comics and uninitiated alike. They were all jumping through hoops to tell me how much fun this movie was. It simply had to disappoint, and all that remained was hoping it only did so somewhat.

So, yeah, no, seems like someone decided they'd just skipped the hole conforming to reality-thing with this movie and in an astonishing feat of improbability worthy of Zaphod Beeblebrox, Iron Man lived up to the insane expectations and was all kinds of awesome.

Sure, the plot is rather predictable, particularily due to the very conventional and orthodox use of an overused badguy-formula without any real twists. (Though they do have some half-hearted attempts at throwing you off track) Also, the badguys of the movie are rather flat and uninteresting in their own rights.

It just doesn't matter though. This movie is solid through and through, and aside from whoever wrote the script and the fantastic dialogue, the main credit for that HAS to be given to Downey Jr.. Tony Stark is not just any ass, he's a brilliant ass, and watching this movie, you love him for it every single step of the way. You coo like a fanboy at his (often incredibly lame) jokes and chuckle merrily when he treats people like crap from the very first scene he's in - a scene, incidentally, that's somehow the best scene in the movie without ever making anything coming after it seem like a downer. Spider-man's constant quips were probably one of the more poorly treated aspects of the character in the movies, but that slight has not been done here. And it's even funnier than Spidey's quips, because Parker is too much of a goodguy to mock anybody but the badguys he fights. Stark has no such qualms. You might be the only person in the world mattering to him, and he'll still treat you like your very existance is basically there to convenience him and set up the occasional joke at your own expense.

Which brings me to Gwyneth Paltrow, who surprised me a lot in this movie by being very memorable in her portrayal of Mr. Stark's personal assistant Pepper. I've never disliked her in anything, but I also cannot remember every really noticing her that much. Here, she has a presence on screen that sticks with you, and while nothing bad is to be said about the other major cast members, she is probably the only one who manages to have a scene with Downey Jr. without his stealing it completely away.


All in all, a highly funny and vastly entertaining movie that, ironically, just feels like a set-up to something bigger once it is done. The sequel(s! please?) cannot come soon enough.

A weak 9,5/10


(The only problem is that after this, Dark Knight is kind of forced to look worse, isn't it...)

A Storm of Swords - the boardgame

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On the suggestion of Obdormio, I decided to write a short review of this game, technically an expansion to the original A Game of Thrones-game.


The original is probably my favourite boardgame of all time (which is saying a lot, because I play relatively many), based, as the title suggests, on the first book of George R. R. Martin's amazing fantasy-series A Song of Ice and Fire. A warning, by the way - while GoT is set during the first book and barely spoils the first half of it, and little else, SoS is set far later and spoils much of the first book and maybe parts of the second. If you are planning to read these books but haven't, GoT is a rather safe pasttime-pursuit, but SoS probably isn't.


While the original is primarily intended for five players - and a subsequent expansion-set let you play with six - Storm of Swords gives you a new board and several new rules tailor-made to transplant the gaming-system of the original to a game for four players. (I will for purposes of this post assume that the reader has at least a superficial degree of experience with the original game)

I've only yet played one game with it, and feel hesitant to be too adamant in my opinions, but so far I'd say it does a damned good job at it.


SoS introduces a lot of new tactical elements, primarily Leaders, two for each of the houses of nobility fighting for supremacy, that give you several new options especially relating to movements; and tactic-cards, which adds one major all-spanning tactic to the concrete orders you place every turn. I was sceptical to the latter, but it worked surprisingly well. Both of these options are available as possible add-ons to the original game as well, but I do believe it would make the game imbalanced and boringly slow if that was done. The one exception, here, might be for three-player-games on the original board, where I've tried out Leaders with what I think could only be described as great success, and am also strongly suspecting would favour an inclusion of the Tactics-cards.

SoS also introduces Allies, an option that is quite interesting indeed and sadly not transposable to the original game. Three powerful non-player houses of nobility as well as Merceneries and Outlaws add their influence to your civil war, and you as the player are always stuck between wanting to spend your resources improving your OWN position, and spending resources to win favour with the different fractions of non-player parties. In our game, interestingly, the second-place player (me, playing Baratheon) basically owed his entire position to his allied aides, while the first-place player (playing Greyjoy) managed completely without them whatsoever. This fact alone has me convinced that this is an excellent addition to the game adding many levels of strategy and choices neeed without really increasing the amount of boring silent sit-to-yourself-and-think-time mentionably.

Another thing SoS does is increase the importance of the three oversized tokens. On the smaller board, the order of play seems more pressingly vital than on the original one, and skimping out on the Iron Throne-bid is thus less easy a choice than before. Additionally, there is a second bidding-phase that sometimes occur, replacing the wildlings, and in some ways being able to break ties in this bid might seem at least somewhat more powerful than in the wildlings-bid of the original game. The Iron Throne-bid is thus adjusted in power and is more on the level of the other two. Additionally, as mentioned, the three tokens are more powerful, as the new Westeros-decks to be used with the SoS-board allow the holders of the tokens to influence the events of the game. This particular element is also useable with the original game, but I'm unsure if it will work as well there - it seems less appealing to increase the value of the first position compared to the second and the third in a five- or six-player game, as where in a four- or three-player game it adds dynamic it would instead simply overpower the leader on each track in the original one. Still, by the same logic, it could be interesting to try out with a three-player-game on the original board.

The floods, allowing some borders (rivers) to be crossed at some points and not at others, is another clever addition to the more crowded four-player board that allows for the nice mixture of planning, odds-calculating and hints of unpredictable luck that this series of games is so incredibly good at. You're never in control of everything, but you always know what you're not in control of and you always have options to act accordingly to minimise or maximise the influence luck will have on your play. It is, to my dice-hating-heart, ingenious.

Of other elements introduced by SoS is the wildlings-deck, to be used as an optional part of the original game to vary wildling-attack-outcomes if wished. I haven't tried this option out, but I suppose it might have its qualities. I instinctively feel uncertain about something adding more random chance to the game, however. Also included is a new set of House Cards, compulsory for use with SoS but optional instead of the old set(s) with the original game. More powerful than the original but less so than the one from the previous expansion, this new set is custom-made to balance out the added element of power the Leaders bring to the game.




All in all, I greatly enjoyed the game, and I find it had adapted the basic gameplay of the original game onto a new board for a lower amount of players absolutely superbly. Highly recommended for anybody who's tried out the original but often can't get together more than three or four players. (Obviously, this is an expansion, and you need the original game to make use of it, as it doesn't include all the pieces you'd otherwise need. Feel like that should be specified in such a post)

A reply: Superheroes

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Originally posted by Terje:

Sometimes, I wonder how “heroes” like these [Green Lantern and Captain Marvel] have managed to survive for 40, 50 years. To the extent that they have, of course.


Because they’re bigger than life, and they are cumulative creations, meaning that as new writers (and I suppose, artists) get assigned to them, their mythology, personalities and identities grow. The ones, for instance, that are originally concieved as too ridiculously powerful becomes iconic, a wonderful foil for other characters or simply interesting sources for stories of how it is for a god to devote his life to protect those who would by all means seem to be less than he (Superman). The very things that make them inherently ridiculous is what makes them iconic, and they’ve had decades of cumulative story-telling creating an often very rich and interesting tapestry of backstory and depth explaining why this seemingly ridiculous trait actually makes sense with the character and the world.

The reason why a story about a guy who wields absolute power through a ring limited only by his imagination and things of the colour yellow becomes iconic and popular is the exact same reason why people told stories about the bull that mounted Europa or Herakles killing the Hydra for centuries. The advantage of the superhero comic books that the faerytales, legends and myths of old never quite could match, though, is the depth of the cumulative qualities. Stories of Herakles would probably get bigger and more impressive, boring bits being cut away and good bits being added, as the centuries went past, true, but nothing in human history can compete with the modern age’s archives of past stories, allowing stories to be built on stories that’s built on other stories. Like the stories of Herakles and Perseus, the stories of the Green Lantern were constructed over a long period of time by many, many story-tellers - but unlike the stories of Herakles and Perseus, the storytellers of DC and Marvel Comics have had a certain (and increasing) amount of joint direction, co-operation and planning that was never available or even doable with similar characters of old.

Why these heroes survive for half a century? You might as well ask why people tell stories.

First person to comment decides

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...which one of these things I will post about next. 'Cause as my list of things to post about is ever-growing, I find it more and more tricky to summon the willpower to sit down and attack it head-on on my own.

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The Tudors, season 1

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So, I tried out a new show, totally on instinct, independent of all my plans, lists or anything else, even putting a break to my watching of the final season of The Wire.


Looking at the concept, The Tudors seemed to me to be a series much like Rome, only set to Henry VIII's England rather than the Late Republican Rome. (Interestingly, the producer/writer of The Tudors is apparently also the writer of the two movies Elizabeth and Elizabeth: The Golden Age) I also suspected that the focus on sexual content might be even bigger, especially when the cover of the DVD-release and the images of the opening credits are taken into consideration. At times it seems like the show should be entitled The Heaving Bosoms Of England. Of course, there could be worse things to say of a show than that.

Watching the show, however, it was not as bad as all that. True, there's a lot of focus on some carnal relations, big parts of which is somewhat to be expected considering Henry's claim to fame, but this was mostly too much in the spotlight only in the first third of the ten-episode season. I will not claim the amount of sex-scenes greatly diminished after that, though I think they did somewhat, but on the whole they DID get much shorter and much less gratitious.

Either that or I just got used to them.

So, like Rome, a somewhat speculative use of nudity and sex, though it's way more up front about it considering the opening credits of the show. So what else do these show share, beyond the obvious "historical drama"-frame? Well, quite a lot, actually. But not the violence - which might be why there's an added focus on the other form of gratitious images. Not because I believe the showmakers to have great scrouples in that regard, but simply because there's little by the way of actual warfare and figthing going on in the timeframe of the season.

Another difference from Rome is the lack of a parallell plot of the lower classes doings. There is no Titus Pullo nor any Lucius Vereni on this show, but I thoroughly don't mind that. There is more than enough court-intrigue to focus on - something Rome always had to be a little too hasty with for my preferences. True, the early bits of the show have a little too much sex and a little too little intrigue, but the second half of the season by far makes up for that.

The cast is rather good, but two regulars stand out. First, Jeremy Northam, portraying Sir Thomas More. While he has less screen-time than most of the regulars, as his main agenda for most of the season seems to be to majorly stay out of politics, Northam brings that indefinable presence to the screen that makes you light up and pay closer attention whenever his character comes by, stating already at his very first appearance. There's a lot of good and as interesting characters just as well portrayed by more or less as skilled actors and actresses on the show, absolutely, but there is a certain inherent awe of Sir Thomas' person that I as the viewer experience the second he threads on screen. And I think that this could be credited to Northam's screen-presence. As they say, "whatever 'it' is, he seems to have it".

Second is Sam Neill as his Eminence Cardinal Wolsey. (What is it with European history and cool cardinals?) Except not second in any way. Henry VIII might be the main character of the show (or at least the season, the title I suppose could imply the show will go on past his death) and Jonathan Rhys Meyers pleasantly surprised me in a portrayal far more textured than I would have expected, but it was Cardinal Wolsey who o