My own self

[02.10.2009 16:00:52] Ørjan!: good afternoon
[02.10.2009 16:01:09] Obdormio: and to you, sir!
[02.10.2009 16:02:59] Ørjan!: aw
[02.10.2009 16:03:02] Ørjan!: I'm a "sir"!
[02.10.2009 16:04:29] Obdormio: yes, you're not quite up to "your honour" yet
[02.10.2009 16:06:07] Ørjan!: where did I score the "sir"?
[02.10.2009 16:06:26] Obdormio: around the time you got a Y-chromosome
[02.10.2009 16:06:47] Ørjan!: odd. Nobody ever called me that when I was wittle.
[02.10.2009 16:06:58] Obdormio: yes, well, politeness is dead
[02.10.2009 16:07:52] Ørjan!: ;_;
[02.10.2009 16:07:57] Ørjan!: I NEVER EVEN GOT TO ATTEND ITS FUNERAL!
[02.10.2009 16:08:06] Ørjan!: What must politeness' family THINK of me!
[02.10.2009 16:08:46] Obdormio: they're all very disappointed
[02.10.2009 16:09:10] Ørjan!: ;_;
[02.10.2009 16:09:16] Ørjan!: I'm sooooorry!
[02.10.2009 16:09:26] Obdormio: I think tact intends to call you out when next you meet
[02.10.2009 16:10:22] Ørjan!: Tact! My old nemesis...
[02.10.2009 16:10:58] Ørjan!: Ever since I hit on etiquette at that Christmas-party...
[02.10.2009 16:11:18] Obdormio: and you know that doesn't fly with her!
[02.10.2009 16:11:31] Ørjan!: Actually, she seemed surprisingly receptive.
[02.10.2009 16:12:06] Ørjan!: She was coming off the rebound from a brief but sparkly fling with Rhetorics, who turned out to be all flair and no substance.
[02.10.2009 16:12:32] Ørjan!: But Tact wouldn't hear of it.
[02.10.2009 16:12:58] Ørjan!: I got the ol' glove-face-glove-face treatment, and was told to receive his second on the morrow.
[02.10.2009 16:13:07] Ørjan!: I tactfully obliged and fled the country.
[02.10.2009 16:13:19] Obdormio: no wonder he's miffed
[02.10.2009 16:14:16] Ørjan!: I sent my old friend Wit to try to mend bridges, but my efforts were squandered when Wit decided to take Offense.
[02.10.2009 16:14:30] Ørjan!: The two of them ruined any chance I'd ever have to make it up with Tact.
[02.10.2009 16:14:51] Obdormio: good thing you had Punning on your side then
[02.10.2009 16:15:08] Ørjan!: Punning never leaves my side, as he's not a tree.
[02.10.2009 16:16:34] Obdormio: fun as this is, I'll have to say brb now
[02.10.2009 16:17:34] Ørjan!: ach, well
[02.10.2009 16:17:38] Ørjan!: all good things must end