American Expansion - a dialogue
Monday, 19. May 2008, 18:00:18
1775:
"Spain! Come help us throw out Britain, you'll get Florida!"
"Dude, sweet! Okay!"
1819:
"Spain! We won't take Texas from you if you'll give us Florida."
"Er. Okay?"
1845:
"Spain! We-"
"Don't bother, Mexico threw us out."
"Mexico!"
"Yeah?"
"We're annexing Texas."
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
"Sure we can. They're independent and all."
"That's a vicious lie, we just don't have any tax-collectors who dare go there is all. Also, you've renounced all claims to it."
"To SPAIN. You're not Spain."
"...! BASTARDS!"
"Spain! Come help us throw out Britain, you'll get Florida!"
"Dude, sweet! Okay!"
1819:
"Spain! We won't take Texas from you if you'll give us Florida."
"Er. Okay?"
1845:
"Spain! We-"
"Don't bother, Mexico threw us out."
"Mexico!"
"Yeah?"
"We're annexing Texas."
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT."
"Sure we can. They're independent and all."
"That's a vicious lie, we just don't have any tax-collectors who dare go there is all. Also, you've renounced all claims to it."
"To SPAIN. You're not Spain."
"...! BASTARDS!"
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By anonymous user, # 21. May 2008, 11:50:23
By Loki Aesir, # 21. May 2008, 12:00:14