"That's what she said"

”Your attention, please! Now I’m afraid,
Well be departing from our
Standard procedure today.

I’m straight up geek;
Science is my trade.

Perhaps that’s why I’ve
Never been ______.

…But I’ve got wit like a razor blade,

And I’m down to plug a hole
In my daily grade.

Be sure that close attention is paid…
Cause this sh** ain’t gonna be replay.

Let me tell y’all about a field
That gets me going….

I’ts hip like a thong, and
Fly like a boeing.
And further.























He looks like Supertomtom.