A Nasty Old Woman
Tuesday, 31. July 2007, 19:18:08
What a shocker!!!!!
Sometime during the night some nasty old woman came and stole
my youthful arms and legs and traded them for her old, dry, wrinkly, floppy ones!!!!! At least, I figure that's what must have happened. The last time I looked, which was a while ago now that I think about it cuz I don't particularly like looking at me anymore, it seemed my limbs were fairly flexile but leave it to something nasty
to come creeping in thru my window and get herself some new limbs.
I wonder why she didn't take all of me, I guess the rest just wasn't that appealing. I've covered up the bathroom mirror though (only mirror in the apartment) cuz I don't want any more shocks.