Mabel's Kitchen Table.

This is my first venture into the world of blogging. From the looks of some of the blogs I've seen, and some of the crap I've read it can't be to damn hard!

My friend Phantom2 has tapped me....oh please not that way...yuck....what kind of girl do you think I am? I already have 2 boyfriends and another in the P-Farm. Yeah, Booger is back in jail again. Back in 2005 at my New years party here at the trailer, Booger get liquored up and decided he would go up the road to the Pak A Sak and get some ice. Booger has always had a wild streak and he lit a string of Black Cat firecrackers in the store and they set fire to the anti-freeze display, which exploded and the whole place went up like a match! Booger got 18 months for malicious behavior and another year for being an asshole. He gets out in July. Because of that twit I now have to go four and a half miles for a damn cupcake!
And besides, Phantom ain't that cute anyway! He's an aging hippie that won't grow up!

Anyway, as I was sayin, my friend P2 ask me to be the cultural adviser to his little band of misfits and yahoos over at his bloggy thing because I know so much about these things. I'm an expert on Etiquette and I love the fine arts like macramé, needlepoint and I have the largest collection of figurines carved out of spam in the entire four state area!

I write an advice column here for the local paper so I will be passing on little tidbits of wisdom I've picked up. I still don't know why he asked me to join, I don't think I really fit in.