LiquorAndFadedDreams

This conversation is pretty much
what almost every conversation with Tawni goes like.
Lulz, this is definitely what makes us the best of friends.

ILY TAWNI

Tawni: RABBLERABBLERABBLE
Jesse: I look like a fucking warrior ahahaha
Tawni: WHAI?
Jesse: I have my ex's boxers and my bra on and I was just battling the evil poop-machine
Jesse: My Dad clogged our toilet
Tawni: ROFL
Jesse: and I almost fell on my arse while I was cleaning the bathroom floor of toilet-water
Tawni: roflroflrofl
Tawni: omg
Tawni: omg
Tawni: I love you.
Jesse: ahaha
Tawni: Check my blog on nex
Jesse: Lol damn, I'm blogging this tooo ahha
Tawni: HAHA

[this next bit is during a series of blog comments about Gabby and Floofer]

Jesse: Ahahahaha
Jesse: /piddles
Tawni: /very close to piddle-ing
Tawni: Like, frsrs.
Tawni: I'm actually making the "eeeee" noise
Tawni: *snreak*
Jesse: ahahaha mee tooo
Jesse: lmfao
Tawni: rereeeeeeeeee
Jesse: ahahhaha
Jesse: Fuuuck, I can
Jesse: can't pee
Jesse: The toilet didn't un-clog
Jesse: ahaha ><
Tawni: Hahahaha
Tawni: /wheeze
Tawni: Pee in the sink!
Jesse: lmfao
Jesse: omgomg
Jesse: like Baby Mama!
Jesse: AHAHAHA I watched that last night
Tawni: OMGOGMGOMG
Tawni: I HAVE TO URINATE.
Jesse: It wasn't vair funny, but that part SO WAS
Jesse: Ahhahhh
Jesse: Fuckkk
Jesse: ><
Tawni: BRB
Jesse: Lucky betch
Jesse: YOU GET TO PEE
Tawni: IM GOING TO WET MYSELF, JESSE.
Jesse: ahaha
Tawni: /snreaks all the way to the potty
Jesse: *shakes fist*
Jesse: I HAVE TO WALK ALL THE FUCKING WAY TO TIM HORTONS OR SEV IF I WANT TO PEE
Jesse: /suffers
Tawni: I told you
Tawni: pee in the damn sink
Jesse: lol
Jesse: I'll just go to my friends place and be like "HAII. I has to pee, and and your plunger didn't unclog my toilet so can I use j00rs prease?" /angel face whilst doing the pee-dance