My OperaMy thoughts on Gothic 3.
Sunday, March 23, 2008 11:25:40 PM
So, the new year came and BAM i bought a new PC.
So to say i was covered in games i couldnt play before, 'coz the old King O' the Hill was to slow to run them smooth.
Anyway i started playing Gothic 3.
At first i was liek "LAWL, Da fak?" , everything was so cool, until i met one of my first nemesises THE AGGRESIVE WILD BOAR.
I really CANT get it , how can four boars vanish a camp full of rebels and an ex paladin, but i guess i am not smart enough.
(Bug after Bug, after bug, after bug)x10 , AFTER ANOTHER BUG GOD DAMN IT SWEET LORD JESUS , finally i reached some part of the game that was suppossed to be more difficult than the other.
I was supreme to anything that was moving (i thought about saying "that was alive, but oh well there were lots and lots of undead fags around). So i went to Nord"i suck donkey's balls"mar.
Met ma' first ice golem. I tried to think then, not only hack'n'slash throught it and used some fire arrows. Well i guess i suck at thinking as they did nothing to it ;[. I was so depressed i really wanted to cut myself.
Anyway i went to some guy, that was more than ugly AND stupid telling me "Oh, just go down the road and you will get to Xardas' tower". So i went down the road....
After 2 hours i finally found it , CONGRATZ, YAY, JAHOWLLLLL XARDAS'S TOWER ??!?!?!? YES?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!
NO, SCREW YOU HIPPY, STILL NO TOWER!
I looked it up through the net "i cant afford to lose another 2 hours searching for this newfag".
Found some kind o' map and started to follow it.
After 1 hours of getting pwned by GOBLIN SHAMANS that i one shooted i finally found some orcs.
"Just the normal hack and slash" was my first thought.
BUT SORRY SIR, NO!
Some kind of sniper shaman started to pwn my ass, everytime i fucking got nearby.
Anyway , I used some of my exploit experience (nice clipping, yes sir!).
And got to Xardas' place, finally.
So i teleported back to that Rhobar dood and told him what I did (They should add a I WANT TO WHINE OPTION IN THAT FUCKTARD GAME, GOD DAMN IT!), got no reward but OK, they are rebels (hope they all starve).
I thought "let's learn axe mastery", because i was already sword + shield master.
Got my strength to 300 , got my large weapons to level II , but NO TRAINER TO LEVEL III, fuck?
I started searching in the InternetZ.
Found the guy but, oh look the little fucktard wont speak to me.
After reading tons and tons of useless crap i finally found out WTFZOMFGOMFGOMGLICKMYBALLSFUCKFACEBBQ
shit was going on.
I must got that guy angry and DUEL HIM, but HOW after i did some quest following him and now he wont speak to me?
I wiped the whole Wolf Clan, but it didnt help.
*CRY*
So i must bring 50 ores to some fuckface for his quest?
OK, 50 ORES , ARE YOU NUTS?
SO I GUESS THE GAME FUCKS ME VERY HARD IN THE ASS?
So i had to cheat!
I used that cheat to summon that little marvin fellow, that started fighting everyone and made me go away from town! What a fucktard.
Finally got my Large Weapons III , YAY ME IS SO HAPPY.
Whinning post ENDS HERE.
I guess that YOU , are too stupid or bored or BOTH to just read my illiterate whine.
So GTFO i guess ;(
baiz! ( i love raping the english language with a rusty knife, kk?)
So to say i was covered in games i couldnt play before, 'coz the old King O' the Hill was to slow to run them smooth.
Anyway i started playing Gothic 3.
At first i was liek "LAWL, Da fak?" , everything was so cool, until i met one of my first nemesises THE AGGRESIVE WILD BOAR.
I really CANT get it , how can four boars vanish a camp full of rebels and an ex paladin, but i guess i am not smart enough.
(Bug after Bug, after bug, after bug)x10 , AFTER ANOTHER BUG GOD DAMN IT SWEET LORD JESUS , finally i reached some part of the game that was suppossed to be more difficult than the other.
I was supreme to anything that was moving (i thought about saying "that was alive, but oh well there were lots and lots of undead fags around). So i went to Nord"i suck donkey's balls"mar.
Met ma' first ice golem. I tried to think then, not only hack'n'slash throught it and used some fire arrows. Well i guess i suck at thinking as they did nothing to it ;[. I was so depressed i really wanted to cut myself.
Anyway i went to some guy, that was more than ugly AND stupid telling me "Oh, just go down the road and you will get to Xardas' tower". So i went down the road....
After 2 hours i finally found it , CONGRATZ, YAY, JAHOWLLLLL XARDAS'S TOWER ??!?!?!? YES?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!
NO, SCREW YOU HIPPY, STILL NO TOWER!
I looked it up through the net "i cant afford to lose another 2 hours searching for this newfag".
Found some kind o' map and started to follow it.
After 1 hours of getting pwned by GOBLIN SHAMANS that i one shooted i finally found some orcs.
"Just the normal hack and slash" was my first thought.
BUT SORRY SIR, NO!
Some kind of sniper shaman started to pwn my ass, everytime i fucking got nearby.
Anyway , I used some of my exploit experience (nice clipping, yes sir!).
And got to Xardas' place, finally.
So i teleported back to that Rhobar dood and told him what I did (They should add a I WANT TO WHINE OPTION IN THAT FUCKTARD GAME, GOD DAMN IT!), got no reward but OK, they are rebels (hope they all starve).
I thought "let's learn axe mastery", because i was already sword + shield master.
Got my strength to 300 , got my large weapons to level II , but NO TRAINER TO LEVEL III, fuck?
I started searching in the InternetZ.
Found the guy but, oh look the little fucktard wont speak to me.
After reading tons and tons of useless crap i finally found out WTFZOMFGOMFGOMGLICKMYBALLSFUCKFACEBBQ
shit was going on.
I must got that guy angry and DUEL HIM, but HOW after i did some quest following him and now he wont speak to me?
I wiped the whole Wolf Clan, but it didnt help.
*CRY*
So i must bring 50 ores to some fuckface for his quest?
OK, 50 ORES , ARE YOU NUTS?
SO I GUESS THE GAME FUCKS ME VERY HARD IN THE ASS?
So i had to cheat!
I used that cheat to summon that little marvin fellow, that started fighting everyone and made me go away from town! What a fucktard.
Finally got my Large Weapons III , YAY ME IS SO HAPPY.
Whinning post ENDS HERE.
I guess that YOU , are too stupid or bored or BOTH to just read my illiterate whine.
So GTFO i guess ;(
baiz! ( i love raping the english language with a rusty knife, kk?)
