I am the Masochist kid!

"How exactly did I get here?" It was a warm autumn dawn. The grass was still moist with the fresh morining dew. A boy lay out on the damp grass. The boy was just over 15 years of age; he had really dirty blond hair and almost black eyes filled with experience of emotions so deep. The boy had been lying there pondering his life for about an hour now; he had lost track of time in his thoughts.
"Are you dying?" Another boy had snuck up to the boy in the grass. "Well? are you dying Mrijev?" The boy named Mrijev opened his eyes and quickly looked over the other boy; the boy was short, of Korean descent, his hair which was longer than his face was almost the same as Mrijev's.
"Shut up Skitz" Mrijev snapped. The boy was named Skitz due to his slight Schizophrenia.
"He lives!"
"Will you shut your trap!"
"Well, if you would stop living like you're dead then I might stop." Skitz offered
"Well, if I don't then I would be dead like I'm alive!"
"Now you're annoying me!"
"Heh, yeah I get that a lot."
"Well com on then! We've got to get to school before the bell rings!"
"Oh, right!" Mrijev jumped up and immediately began to run in the direction of the dreaded school.
"Oh, sure! Get a head start! Like that is going to help!" Skitz exclaimed and chased after Mrijev.
Mrijev despised the school with a passsion, yet he was forced to go. In order to postpone his turture he ran slower than he could, putting to use his slow twitch muscle fibers, as he steadily looked around to observe his surroundings speed by. He spotted a pair of twins bickering about some nonsense that was too pointless to recall, he noticed Jag - a friend of Mrijev's that always defeated video games before he could even begin - he was, in fact, playing his DS as he slowly walked to school "I swear that kid lives in a video game." Mrijev commented. He turned his head just in time to see Kit and Inky making out - Inky was another friend of Mrijev's and Mrijev still had a crush on Kit despite their settlement on a brother-sister relationship, but yet Kit and Inky were in love so Mrijev tried to respect that. Mrijev cringed at the two and opened his eyes just in time to glimpse the blue open-topped cylinder that was a trash can just before he crashed into it, flipped over the side, and fell in.
"I win!" Skitz yelled as he reached the door mere meters from Mrijev's crash site.
"This is going to be a long day, I can tell already," sighed Mrijev from the belly of his new found acquaintance.