Sunday, 30. April 2006, 07:08:44
jokes, Fun
Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step."
Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Sign at the electic company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12"
Sunday, 30. April 2006, 04:31:11
Thought of the day!, life, Have your say!
We tell lies when we are afraid ... afraid of what we don't know,
afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out
about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing that we fear grows
stronger. -- Tad Williams
Thursday, 27. April 2006, 01:18:10
Have your say!, life, me
Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
Wednesday, 26. April 2006, 23:02:50
jokes, life, Fun, Family
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."
In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."
In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
Wednesday, 26. April 2006, 22:55:16
life, Thought of the day!
Ideas won't work unless you do.
Wednesday, 26. April 2006, 01:42:54
Family, Fun, jokes
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."
Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS "
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."
Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."
In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
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