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How will you come to office in 2020?

The 7 different Heights.

1. What is height of Secrecy?
Answer: Offering blank visiting cards.

2. What is height of Active laziness?
Answer: Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

3. What is height of Craziness?
Answer: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

4. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Answer: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

5. What is height of Stupidity?
Answer: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

6. What is height of Suicide?
Answer: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

7. What is height of De-hydration?
Answer: A cow giving milk powder.

Whats "UP"?

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Lovers of the English language, which most of you're for sure, might enjoy this.....There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is "UP."
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing - a drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions if you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so.............Time to shut UP ...!

SOMETHING VALUABLE TO THINK!!!

1. Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.
2. You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.
3. When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
4. Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war.
5. The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
6. If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
7. If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.
8. Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.
9. You won't get a second chance to make the first impression.
10. Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.
11. Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.
12. If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.
13. Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.
14. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
15. Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything
16. There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think.
17. Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
18. All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.
19. Change your thoughts and you change your world.
20. Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.
21. There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advice and those who don't take it.
22. The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting
23. Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.
24. Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship.

When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift...Thrown away…
Life is not a race. Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.
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DAYS OF OUR LIVES!!!

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Monday

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Thursday


Friday


Friday at 17:00

Saturday...... 12:00 ..... 2:00 3:00

Sunday all day

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HOW TO PUT THE RIGHT PERSON IN THE RIGHT JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it
from outside.


Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:


(a) If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS.


(b) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.


(c) If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.


(d) If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.


(e) If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.


(f) If they have broken! the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.


(g) If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN THE HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT.


(h) If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPARTMENT.


(i) If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.


(j) If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT !!!!
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