Friday, 23. June 2006, 23:20:42
jokes, life, Miscellaneous, Have your say!
...
If money does'nt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
Why does'nt stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it building when it is already built?
If its true that we are here to help others, what are other here for?
If you are'nt supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Sunday, 23. April 2006, 01:14:15
Miscellaneous, blog, life, Fun
"ClassiC DefinitionS & CooL MeaningS"
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &
a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water-power .
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.
Monday, 3. April 2006, 05:59:46
Have your say!, Miscellaneous, life
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.
Albert Einstein
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win
or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in
New Zealand.
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
U learn in life when u lose
Have a nice day.
Mayur
Friday, 31. March 2006, 05:51:57
Have your say!, life, Miscellaneous
IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
.you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK
.you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.
AT WORK
you have to share.
IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON
you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Humm?
Which Sounds Better?
(67%)
WIDGETIZE