My time spent

(this happened on the 11th) At school I was telling a bunch of jokes and everyone thought it was funny. I said "What should you never say to a woman when she says I'm pregnant? oh you're pregnant, thank god I thought you were just fat." and I'd say "you go hunting and get knocked out, when you wake up you're ass is greasy and it hurts, do you tell anyone?" they'd say no and then I'd ask them "wanna go hunting?"

I also told this poem"sex is the temptation that starts as a sensation when a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination, to increase the population for future generations, do you get my explanation or do youneed a demonstration?" Everyone thought it was hilarious. Anyone else have jokes?