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Long time no see.

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Yep...haven't been here for a while, since our football season ended (finished undefeated:headbang: ), and I got a new girlfriend (cute and funny:love: ), and hockey season started (two games so far, both of them lost, totally not my fault:whistle: ) well today i came around a cool advice that's gonna be really useful for upcoming new year. It's called the beer troubleshooting and it will help you with solving what the fuck is going on with your beer.


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The better she looks, the more you get to see.

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How does he do that? bigsmile

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Seriously, am I missing something? bigsmile

Do you really wanna question god?

How-to: eat a nut

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This is a first article from a new how-to section. In this first edition we will demonstrate the proper way to eat a peanut (Arachis hypogaea). This snack is very popular among many people these days. People eat peanuts while watching a football game with their friends, or while watching a basketball game with their friends, or while watching a baseball game with their friends, or even while watching a soccer game with their friends. People even eat peanuts without their friends. And, surprisingly enough, they even eat peanuts without watching any type of game. People just like to eat peanuts.

But what is the real correct way to eat a peanut?

In order to answer that question we have to take a look into the animal world. More precisely, into the world of a hamster, a rodent belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae. This little creature can answer our question and help us with our struggle to find the right way to eat a peanut.

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Wanna be healthy?

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So, you know what to do now, work out and stay healthy! bigsmile

The Beer Prayer

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Our lager,
which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk.
(I will be drunk),
at home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill
against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager,
for ever and ever,

Barmen.

The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy

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A short list of things that make you happy that you are a guy (if you are one of course) from Darrel E. Knutson (darrel.knutson.com).

It's really worth reading.

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Just a little funny thing.


Football Baby!

That's right! i'm on my high school's american football team!bigsmile I'm the kicker running back and free safety. Basically i guard against people who try to catch the ball. It's all really confusing, but it's a lotta fun. Lotta fkin running tho!mad Still, i have my friends to encourage me, so that's good...i guess. Fkin Aye!bigsmile

Weeeeelll. Actually, I try to look like I know what I'm doing. I just run around, hit people, and get hit by other ppl. I already managed to dislocate my fkin pinky, I got bruises all over my body, and come home exhausted every fuckin day. But I just don't wanna give up. I've thought about it a lot of times (and I think lots of the guys did too), but we just ain't no pussies! We go one and give it all we've got.
Now, suck that!irked headbang