The Restless
Sunday, 28. October 2007, 18:39:25
The weekend is a gift from my employer to have some time to relax, reflect, and to stay out as late as I damn well please without the anxiety of having to get out of bed at ass o'clock in the morning and work.
It's saturday night; I want to go to a bar or a friend's house and get loose with some Grey Goose.
Scenario: House Party. All of my friends are together in one place. We all know eachother and we're all having a fine and dandy time. That's just not enough for some people I guess.
"I'm getting antsy, let's go to ______, they have drink specials tonight!"
Really? You want me to leave a sure thing where I have already established my place on the couch with a 7&7 and a conversation with Suzy Squatface about the price of rice in China. Yeah awesome, let's go to a bar where we can spend more money on ridiculously overpriced alcohol and have to weave our way around dirty people that we don't know. The music is way too damn loud at any establishment to talk to anyone or to even hear yourself speak. To top it all off, we've already been drinking and you want us to get behind the wheel of a vehicle. I don't understand you. You want to dance? Well bitch, move the coffee table out of the way and turn it the fuck up!
Same with bar hopping. It's super lame.
I don't understand why some things just aren't good enough. Do you have a bar book that you're trying to fill? Are you looking for an excuse to bum $20 off me next week because you need to fill up your gas tank and you spent all your money on a cover charge and two drinks? Are you trying to get harassed/raped/arrested/killed?
Just chillax. It's cool, we're cool, and we don't need to peace out any time soon.
It's saturday night; I want to go to a bar or a friend's house and get loose with some Grey Goose.
Scenario: House Party. All of my friends are together in one place. We all know eachother and we're all having a fine and dandy time. That's just not enough for some people I guess.
"I'm getting antsy, let's go to ______, they have drink specials tonight!"
Really? You want me to leave a sure thing where I have already established my place on the couch with a 7&7 and a conversation with Suzy Squatface about the price of rice in China. Yeah awesome, let's go to a bar where we can spend more money on ridiculously overpriced alcohol and have to weave our way around dirty people that we don't know. The music is way too damn loud at any establishment to talk to anyone or to even hear yourself speak. To top it all off, we've already been drinking and you want us to get behind the wheel of a vehicle. I don't understand you. You want to dance? Well bitch, move the coffee table out of the way and turn it the fuck up!
Same with bar hopping. It's super lame.
I don't understand why some things just aren't good enough. Do you have a bar book that you're trying to fill? Are you looking for an excuse to bum $20 off me next week because you need to fill up your gas tank and you spent all your money on a cover charge and two drinks? Are you trying to get harassed/raped/arrested/killed?
Just chillax. It's cool, we're cool, and we don't need to peace out any time soon.
WIDGETIZE