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(Three) Letters

Moesring gotted a letter... from someone with three letters

Moesring gotted a letter today from a government bureaucrat. Actually, this letter was expected and Moesring was getting a bit concerned because it had not yet materialised.

Normally, this isn't really a noteworthy event - but Moesring has not really got anything worth writing about recently. Besides, there is a Mikism (™ :left:) that could be quoted here. :happy:

Behold, mortals, the wisdom of the Furious one.

[R]emember, what seems mundane to you can seem exotic as hell to people in other countries. You owe it to them to post about it.


Anyway back to the letter. So, Moesring gotted a letter from a governmental agency with the abbreviation (acronym?) of IPS. Indeed, even the address on the envelope to send the letter to, if undelivered, referred to themselves with the very low-key name of IPS - rather than using the agency's full title. :eyes:

The portion of the letterhead below should make it abundantly clear whom "IPS" is, for those that don't already know. :yes:

Home Office - Identity & Passport Service
Home Office - Identity & Passport Service

So there you are, Moesring has been contacted by the Home Office with regards to his identity and/or passport. In fact, it is the latter. It is pertaining to Moesring's application for his first Minstrelian passport.
:sst: As a head of state, you wouldn't have thought that Moesring would need to apply for a passport from his own country, in the same way that Permit - as leader of Catfiania - shouldn't need to apply for one nor should the Purple Princess need to request a passport from her Purple Queendom. Even so, such is the nature of bureaucracy. :rolleyes:

For those not familiar with the procedure here in Minstrelia, part of the procedure for an adult to obtain their first passport is that the applicant is subjected to an interview. This is the subject of the letter. Those of you that know Moesring may know that the idea of having an interview is not exactly comforting for Moesring. Not least because the official documentation is somewhat cagey about what may be asked in the interview. From what he can ascertain, it is to be a fairly broad discussion of Moesring.

Of course, Moesring is never particularly enthusiastic when faced with the prospect of talking about himself. awww Moesring is going to have to talk in first person for an extended period of time :cry: - and, of course, keep his nerves in check. Moesring has been known to blurt out some rather silly things when under pressure, and let's not forget that Moesring is always incredibly evasive in conversation. These traits may work against Moesring if he is trying to convince someone that he is actually the Moesring he, rightly, claims to be. awww

So yes, Moesring isn't looking forward to the interview. Not at all.


Was this a very boring post? Moesring hasn't given up his attempts to create a super-boring post. :yes:
Surely he must be getting close now, right? :D

Spam - official and otherwiseEvil day

Comments

Spaggyj 7. September 2009, 13:37

I've never had to have an interview. I think it's because I always had my passports as a child, and when my last one ran out I never renewed it.

Moesring 7. September 2009, 13:48

From my understanding, you hit the proverbial on the head. :up:
Having never had a passport (poor me :left:), I'm subject to more stringent/intimidating checks as an adult. :cry:

Spaggyj 7. September 2009, 14:17

I don't envy you, buddy awww

Moesring 7. September 2009, 16:01

Well, I do. :yes:
:sst: Envy you, that is.

Zaphira 7. September 2009, 18:24

How weird. We don't do interviews here, but all kinds of paper and photos are needed in order to get a Catfianian passport. :irked:

Spaggyj 7. September 2009, 18:37

I think Mik will be most shocked to hear that, Moe :eek: p:

Moesring 7. September 2009, 18:39

:Zaphira:: From what I know, only the first passport (for an adult) here requires an interview in addition to photos, declarations, countersignatures, and whatnot. Subsequent passports are simply renewals and therefore a claim to Minstrelian citizenship doesn't need checking so thoroughly because it has been previously verified. :relief:

The official reason for all this awkwardness is that it is solely for my benefit. All the rigmarole is to weed out fraudulent applications, thereby helping to prevent anyone from stealing my identity. If only I could believe that the government only insists on these measures because they have my interests at heart. :rolleyes:

HAP: He will?
But... what's so shocking about envying you? :confused:awww:cry:

Spaggyj 7. September 2009, 19:08

Aw, you don't get my gay jokes awww

Moesring 7. September 2009, 19:09

Erm... no. :o:awww
I must say that you've just managed to single-handedly ruin my flattery-whore-ness-ness-ness comment that I had prepared. :swoon::envy:

:sst: I meant :bomb: and :furious:, not :swoon: and :envy:. Honest. :left::right:

Zaphira 7. September 2009, 19:19

I think there should be an official :swoon:-smiley! :yes:

Moesring 7. September 2009, 19:24

You're an artistic :cat:. I'm sure you can come up with something. :yes:
I might even stop telling people that you're silly, if you do. :wink:

Zaphira 7. September 2009, 20:36

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you - but people do think that you are sillier! :wink:

Moesring 7. September 2009, 20:42

That's only because it hasn't been long enough to get a true response from the community as a whole. :knight:
Currently, only the Moesring-haters have voted so far. awww

Or, if you don't accept that argument, then I shall rephrase my offer above. If you make a :swoon: then I shall stop spreading the untrue rumour of mine that you are the one that is silly... perhaps. :wink:

Spaggyj 7. September 2009, 20:45

Aha! I managed to deflect a flattery-whore comment and send a gay joke flying over your head? :sing: score! p:

Moesring 7. September 2009, 20:47

It was waaaaaay over my head. I still don't think I've fully got your joke yet. awww

I thought you liked my flattery-whore comments. awww:quivering-bottom-lip:
P:

rose-marie 7. September 2009, 21:54

An interview in order to get a passport? :eyes:
Maybe you could just print out a couple of your Bzoink tests and give them... p:

Furie 8. September 2009, 00:19

She was implying that the sexual relationship we share, e-mail terrifying amounts of detail to Clint about on bored days, and make the kitten jealous of was what you envied, and as you envied her part of it... :lol:

qlue 8. September 2009, 02:09

Passports are easy here. Just cost more than an identity document. (they're cheaper for genuine South Africans but, for a fee, can be gotten for a bit o' palm grease :whistle:).
That might explain why South Africa is the only 'commonwealth' country who's citizens require a visa to enter another commonwealth an country. :rolleyes:.

Moesring 8. September 2009, 13:13

Wosie: :idea: If I print off all of my Bzoink tests, I should have all possible questions covered, right? :yes:

:Furie:: Would it be (exceptionally) abnormal of me to still envy her, despite reading what you wrote above? :left:

Furie 8. September 2009, 17:12

Go to your room.

Spaggyj 8. September 2009, 17:47

I don't think Moe understood your comment. To be honest, I didn't understand it until I'd read it for the fourth time.

Moesring 8. September 2009, 17:53

I thought that perhaps I'd finally got it, but your (Kimmie) comment above makes me think I'm still way off the mark. awww
:idea: Why don't you try explaining it? Slowly, so I might have a chance of keeping up. awww

After all, it is your joke that caused this confuzzlement - so it is right that you be the one that sorts it out. :yes:

Spaggyj 8. September 2009, 19:52

He was implying that you envied my sexual encounters with him, and you want to take my place p:

Moesring 9. September 2009, 09:07

Actually, I think you'll find that it was you that implied it first. :rolleyes:

Hopefully now I'm finally on the same page as everyone else. :up:
I think you people keep forgetting how naive and innocent I am. awww:angel::left:

qlue 9. September 2009, 10:32

Why do I imagine that being said in Garfield's voice? :rolleyes:.

Moesring 9. September 2009, 11:13

Because you know my secret alias? :left:

Spaggyj 9. September 2009, 12:24

Yes, but he was re-implying p:

MizzMartinez 11. September 2009, 20:19

Very interesting! :smile: So how come that you're getting a Minstrelian passport? Where are you planning to go? Sweden? :smile:

Moesring 11. September 2009, 20:37

Actually, no - although I'm surprised no else asked if I might be planning to go somewhere. awww

I'm getting a passport because it is a form of photographic ID. :up:

MizzMartinez 11. September 2009, 20:41

:confused: Don't you have a photographic ID already!??!? :eyes:

Moesring 11. September 2009, 20:54

No. At least, I don't have photographic ID that is as widely accepted as a passport.
For example, I have an (expired) university ID card, but no-one else would consider that to be a valid photographic ID.

MizzMartinez 11. September 2009, 21:01

I'm impressed. Overe here it's almost forced to have some kind of official ID (Identity Card, Driving Licence or Passport) to do random stuff such as going to the bank, etc.

Furie 12. September 2009, 01:27

I can't get photo ID without some form of identification. :irked: Can't even get my birth certificate as trying to do it remotely needs photo ID.

qlue 12. September 2009, 17:05

Thanks to the 'dom-pas' system, I've had my ID book since I was born. At age 16, I upgraded to the green book with a photo, and later to the 'bar-coded' ID book that is now required of all South African citizens who actually want a job, bank account, clothing or furniture store account, debt, etc.
Apparently, you even need one to die officially. (being physically dead doesn't count, you have to have the ID book to get the death certificate p:)
recently, a South African man committed suicide because they refused to issue his ID book without a bribe! :irked:.
Welcome to South Africa. awww.
P.S: you need a bar-coded ID book to apply for a South African passport. Both documents are issued by the self same Home Affairs office though. :faint:.

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