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Bye Bye January....Thank Goodness It`s Nearly gone :-)

Good to get this month over... Sunshine in Spain next month for me

Male Manicure? Well guys do you have your nails manicured ?



The Scotsman Spa & Health club - Is for men only their prices are below, would you guys pay for any of this stuff to be done to keep you well groomed. Would wives encourage your partners to have any of this done? Really curious about this ? I do not know any males who have this kind of grooming done.

Flawless Manicure £40
Tailored to suit the individual nail conditions. This includes a full consultation, nail analysis, heated mitts, cuticle work, a deeply relaxing hand and arm massage.
55 min

Fruit Acid Manicure £45
A hand rejuvenation which includes an application of Skinceuticals fruit acid peel to refine the texture of your hands, aiding prevention, protection and correction. Great for anti-aging. Nails are shaped, cuticles are nourished and a deeply relaxing hand and arm massage is performed.
55 min

Maintenance Manicure £35
For anybody who has regular manicures. Nails are shaped, cuticles are nourished and tidied and an application of hydrating moisturiser is applied to the hand and arm.
40 min

Fruit Acid Pedicure £50
Includes a file, complete cuticle tidy, removal of hard and calloused skin an application of SkinCeuticals fruit acid peel which refines the texture of your feet, aiding prevention, protection and correction. This is followed by a deep relaxing foot and leg massage.
55 min

Would You? Could You? Go Naked In Public?



Nudists campsites and beaches are becoming more popular. Would or could you ?


http://www.nudist-britain.org.uk/gallery.htm check out the uk site lol

Divorce Cakes

When parting really is sweet:
Divorce cakes sparked by trend for separation celebrations


The end of a marriage has, until now, been a cause for commiseration rather than celebration. But the official declaration of a break-up could now mean getting back in touch with the caterers - for the ceremonial cutting of a divorce cake. Designed as the centrepiece for ‘divorce parties’, the fancy confections are apparently being ordered by newly-single men and women and their friends to celebrate a fresh start. Priced from £60 to £800
Hey this is celebrating the end of a relationship and shouting to the world they are back on the market.

Divorce CakesDivorce Cakes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229531/Till-death-party-The-divorce-cakes-sparked-trend-separation-celebrations.html

Being A Women

Why is it hard being a woman sometimes? Why i wonder was I not born a man? So many different roles us woman play. Daughter, sister, aunty, mummy, wife, niece, cleaner, cook, chauffeur the list is endless. And at the end of the day do we get any thanks. No, but we get love and that is much more important than thanks - well I think so.

clik the link below The outrageously politically incorrect adverts from the time equality forgot
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-496827/The-outrageously-politically-incorrect-adverts-time-equality-forgot.html


http://www.am-i-dumb.com/

Billy Connolly - Scottish Good Stuff



Dalmatian Barney weighed 11 stone

Ballooned: 8-year-old dalmatian Barney weighed 11 stone after RSPCA inspectors removed him from owner John Green Crash diet: Barney was so overweight he was unable to lift his paws after being fed on bags of crisps and bars of chocolate
At the rate he was eating, he was on the way to being the size of a hundred and one Dalmatians.

With a diet of chocolate and crisps, even Barney's distinctive spots had swollen into great blotches, and he was carrying so much flab he could barely move.

When RSPCA inspectors raided owner John Green's home, the overfed pet tipped the scales at a mammoth 11st - double what he should have weighed.

Today, after his 50-year-old owner was banned from keeping dogs for ten years, Barney displayed his new slimline figure, thanks to a healthy new diet and regular exercise.
Along with regular bars of chocolate, Barney's food intake left him 'morbidly obese', and the dog was immediately seized by the RSPCA.

Since he was taken into care in June, he has slimmed down to just over 6st with regular exercise and a carefully controlled diet, and he is now ready to be rehomed.

The court was told unemployed Green 'thought he was a little overweight but did not know what weight he should be'.

'The phrase killing the dog with kindness comes to mind,' his solicitor John Temperley said. 'He just overfed and overindulged his dog.'
Barney the dalmatian ballooned to 11 stone

Spot the difference: Barney has now slimmed down to 4 stone

As well as being banned from keeping dogs for ten years after admitting cruelty, Green was ordered to complete 200 hours of unpaid work.

Afterwards, RSPCA inspector Rachel Andrews said: 'Hopefully this case will show pet owners just how vital it is to provide their animals with a carefully-controlled diet and regular exercise.

'With Christmas just round the corner it might be tempting to overfeed them, but it's important to remember that those extra pounds can have a huge impact on their comfort, health and well-being.'

Earlier this year animal charity PDSA claimed 35 per cent of Britain's dogs were overweight, increasing the risk of arthritis, diabetes and an early death.

Pet owners now have a legal duty to provide proper care under the Animal Welfare Act. Breaches including feeding a cat or dog too much carry the threat of a fine of up to £20,000 or even 12 months' jail. By James Tozer
Last updated at 3:52 PM on 19th November 2009
New slimline Barney weighing 4 stone

John Lennon - "Oh My Love"

To All My Friends

"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But, people will NEVER forget how you made them feel."

Things To do When You Are Bored

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.