Would You? Could You? Go Naked In Public?
Sunday, 22. November 2009, 00:13:42
Nudists campsites and beaches are becoming more popular. Would or could you ?
http://www.nudist-britain.org.uk/gallery.htm check out the uk site
Nudists campsites and beaches are becoming more popular. Would or could you ?
http://www.nudist-britain.org.uk/gallery.htm check out the uk site
Divorce Cakes
Saturday, 21. November 2009, 16:45:37
When parting really is sweet:
Divorce cakes sparked by trend for separation celebrations
The end of a marriage has, until now, been a cause for commiseration rather than celebration. But the official declaration of a break-up could now mean getting back in touch with the caterers - for the ceremonial cutting of a divorce cake. Designed as the centrepiece for ‘divorce parties’, the fancy confections are apparently being ordered by newly-single men and women and their friends to celebrate a fresh start. Priced from £60 to £800
Hey this is celebrating the end of a relationship and shouting to the world they are back on the market.
Divorce CakesDivorce Cakes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229531/Till-death-party-The-divorce-cakes-sparked-trend-separation-celebrations.html
Divorce cakes sparked by trend for separation celebrations
The end of a marriage has, until now, been a cause for commiseration rather than celebration. But the official declaration of a break-up could now mean getting back in touch with the caterers - for the ceremonial cutting of a divorce cake. Designed as the centrepiece for ‘divorce parties’, the fancy confections are apparently being ordered by newly-single men and women and their friends to celebrate a fresh start. Priced from £60 to £800
Hey this is celebrating the end of a relationship and shouting to the world they are back on the market.
Divorce CakesDivorce Cakeshttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229531/Till-death-party-The-divorce-cakes-sparked-trend-separation-celebrations.html
Being A Women
Thursday, 19. November 2009, 23:01:22
Why is it hard being a woman sometimes? Why i wonder was I not born a man? So many different roles us woman play. Daughter, sister, aunty, mummy, wife, niece, cleaner, cook, chauffeur the list is endless. And at the end of the day do we get any thanks. No, but we get love and that is much more important than thanks - well I think so.
clik the link below The outrageously politically incorrect adverts from the time equality forgot
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-496827/The-outrageously-politically-incorrect-adverts-time-equality-forgot.html
http://www.am-i-dumb.com/
clik the link below The outrageously politically incorrect adverts from the time equality forgot
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-496827/The-outrageously-politically-incorrect-adverts-time-equality-forgot.html
http://www.am-i-dumb.com/
Dalmatian Barney weighed 11 stone
Thursday, 19. November 2009, 16:28:19
Ballooned: 8-year-old dalmatian Barney weighed 11 stone after RSPCA inspectors removed him from owner John Green Crash diet: Barney was so overweight he was unable to lift his paws after being fed on bags of crisps and bars of chocolateAt the rate he was eating, he was on the way to being the size of a hundred and one Dalmatians.
With a diet of chocolate and crisps, even Barney's distinctive spots had swollen into great blotches, and he was carrying so much flab he could barely move.
When RSPCA inspectors raided owner John Green's home, the overfed pet tipped the scales at a mammoth 11st - double what he should have weighed.
Today, after his 50-year-old owner was banned from keeping dogs for ten years, Barney displayed his new slimline figure, thanks to a healthy new diet and regular exercise.
Along with regular bars of chocolate, Barney's food intake left him 'morbidly obese', and the dog was immediately seized by the RSPCA.
Since he was taken into care in June, he has slimmed down to just over 6st with regular exercise and a carefully controlled diet, and he is now ready to be rehomed.
The court was told unemployed Green 'thought he was a little overweight but did not know what weight he should be'.
'The phrase killing the dog with kindness comes to mind,' his solicitor John Temperley said. 'He just overfed and overindulged his dog.'
Barney the dalmatian ballooned to 11 stone
Spot the difference: Barney has now slimmed down to 4 stone
As well as being banned from keeping dogs for ten years after admitting cruelty, Green was ordered to complete 200 hours of unpaid work.
Afterwards, RSPCA inspector Rachel Andrews said: 'Hopefully this case will show pet owners just how vital it is to provide their animals with a carefully-controlled diet and regular exercise.
'With Christmas just round the corner it might be tempting to overfeed them, but it's important to remember that those extra pounds can have a huge impact on their comfort, health and well-being.'
Earlier this year animal charity PDSA claimed 35 per cent of Britain's dogs were overweight, increasing the risk of arthritis, diabetes and an early death.
Pet owners now have a legal duty to provide proper care under the Animal Welfare Act. Breaches including feeding a cat or dog too much carry the threat of a fine of up to £20,000 or even 12 months' jail. By James Tozer
Last updated at 3:52 PM on 19th November 2009
New slimline Barney weighing 4 stone 
To All My Friends
Friday, 13. November 2009, 10:23:49
"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But, people will NEVER forget how you made them feel."
Things To do When You Are Bored
Wednesday, 11. November 2009, 20:39:27
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.
Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.
Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
Sunday Funday HA HA!
Sunday, 8. November 2009, 17:06:46
A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Glasgow and flew to Barcelona on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2008
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. F***ing hot down here!
Two Of My Birthday Gifts - I Love It!
Saturday, 7. November 2009, 09:02:46
Nintendo DS Lite White Console + Brain Training: Dr Kawashima's How Old Is Your Brain?
Nintendo DS Lite White Console
Nintendo DS Lite is a lighter and brighter version of the highly successful Nintendo DS, which has sold more than 4 million units across Europe and 16 milllion units worldwide.
Nintendo's latest console includes all the existing features of the Nintendo DS, yet includes a variety of distinctive changes which truly sets it apart from other handheld consoles. Nintendo DS Lite retains the advanced touch screen technology, allowing players to control the software with a stylus or even their finger, as well as dual screens, voice recognition and Wi-Fi capabilities of the Nintendo DS but is now both smaller and lighter. Weighing nearly 60g less than the original, it is just two thirds of the original size. The redesign isn't only cosmetic though, the Nintendo DS Lite features adjustable screen brightness with four settings, a repositioned microphone for ease of use and a larger and more comfortable stylus. With its new design and unique features, this console is perfect for everyone regardless of age, gender and gaming skills.
Brain Training: Dr Kawashima's How Old Is Your Brain?
If you're bored of playing games that don't stretch your brain cells and you'd like to give your grey matter an extensive workout, pick up this program. The tests have been devised in cooperation with Dr. Kawashima himself, a renowned neuroscientist. With Brain Training you can train both your mental awareness and your memory. Hold the DS vertically, like a book, and write your answers with the stylus on the touch screen. The exercises are quick challenges that help stimulate your brain. There's a combination of arithmetic, reading and memory tests, and the program calculates your score in the form of a 'brain age' by assessing the speed and accuracy by which you perform these simple tasks
And! look at these and be jealous! Beautilicious Pink Fluffy Slippers
Nintendo DS Lite White Console
Nintendo DS Lite is a lighter and brighter version of the highly successful Nintendo DS, which has sold more than 4 million units across Europe and 16 milllion units worldwide.
Nintendo's latest console includes all the existing features of the Nintendo DS, yet includes a variety of distinctive changes which truly sets it apart from other handheld consoles. Nintendo DS Lite retains the advanced touch screen technology, allowing players to control the software with a stylus or even their finger, as well as dual screens, voice recognition and Wi-Fi capabilities of the Nintendo DS but is now both smaller and lighter. Weighing nearly 60g less than the original, it is just two thirds of the original size. The redesign isn't only cosmetic though, the Nintendo DS Lite features adjustable screen brightness with four settings, a repositioned microphone for ease of use and a larger and more comfortable stylus. With its new design and unique features, this console is perfect for everyone regardless of age, gender and gaming skills.Brain Training: Dr Kawashima's How Old Is Your Brain?
If you're bored of playing games that don't stretch your brain cells and you'd like to give your grey matter an extensive workout, pick up this program. The tests have been devised in cooperation with Dr. Kawashima himself, a renowned neuroscientist. With Brain Training you can train both your mental awareness and your memory. Hold the DS vertically, like a book, and write your answers with the stylus on the touch screen. The exercises are quick challenges that help stimulate your brain. There's a combination of arithmetic, reading and memory tests, and the program calculates your score in the form of a 'brain age' by assessing the speed and accuracy by which you perform these simple tasks
And! look at these and be jealous! Beautilicious Pink Fluffy Slippers
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ColinKillpatrick
2009-11-13 23:00:03You've just been posting up a storm! I'm looking forward to wading through it all!!!
ColinKillpatrick
2009-11-13 22:58:37Things are fine, I've just been really busy! No time for play. Things should gear down in a few days. Thanks for asking.
Moirahall
2009-11-07 23:10:53Thank you all for the nice happy birthday messages - as you may have guessed I`m a year older!
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