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First New Coke... now New Mars!

I just bought a Mars bar (since I am skipping lunch due to having to do some administrative stuff this morning and because the snack machine is out of sandwiches) and was curious because it said: "nouveau, coeur fondant" on the outside.

Well... just like the terrible idea of taking the classic Coke taste that people had enjoyed for decades and making it sweeter and more generic - they've taken the classic Mars taste that people have enjoyed for decades and made it sweeter and more generic!!!

The nice brown chocolatey sludge under the caramel layer is now a sweet & sticky white sludge instead. It's just like the other "own-brand" imitations and is simply not as nice. Why?!? Why change something that was obviously "right", judging by fifty years of popularity?

I seem to recall that they did the exact same change to Milky Bars a few years ago. I don't know about you, but I never ate Milky Bars after that and I haven't seen one in a shop in ages - hey, that's a good idea; let's kill Mars Bars just like we did Milky Bars!



(P.S. be careful when you type Milky Bars... one slip of the keys and I was almost getting a lot of traffic from people wanting to see young mothers engaged in naughty activities!!! yikes )

Crappy Administration War hots up!Big snake!

Comments

P*nutP*Nut Tuesday, August 28, 2007 10:47:33 AM

I assume that the Mars Bar is not just a temporary alternative type Mars Bars (like Orange Kit Kats etc.) but putting "coeur" into Babel Fish translates it as heart - "new heart fondant???" - so I'm none the wiser.

Anyway, if it is a tweak then I've managed to not notice it in the same way I didn't notice any changes to Coke and Milky Bars (still available over here, by the way.)

But I always got Diet Coke, which is sweeter anyway. Coke has always been a "heavier" flavour than Diet Coke, but I thought it still was...



MossMan Tuesday, August 28, 2007 10:57:22 AM

"Nouveau coeur fondant" means "new soft centre". It looks like it's "new Mars" and not a special version.

I also noticed that it is narrower and smaller. But same price, of course.

Comparing it to Snickers (née Marathon) I can see that it is indeed smaller and weighs 42g compared to 60g! What a rip-off! The Snickers still has the "classic" fondant centre... but for how much longer?!? Eeek!

P*nutP*Nut Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:02:51 AM

That's funny - I had a feeling Mars had got thinner a while ago, but put it down to my perception. Maybe it was genuinely thinner (!)

Dicque Magnetics Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:07:00 AM

Aarchh, they just don't learn.. Is it just France, or are they are going to introduce this in NL. Here we have Mars delight, which is a special version of Mars bar. Well, just one thing less to spend my money on (btw Coca Zero is in contrary an example of a good invention, it tastes million times better than Coca Light)

Dicque Magnetics Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:09:11 AM

From the MARS website:


De geschiedenis van MARS®

De energie van MARS® is legendarisch. Het is de 'moeder der candybars'.
De geschiedenis gaat al terug tot het begin van de vorige eeuw. In 1923 had de snoepmaker Frank C. MARS® een gouden idee. Het lukte hem om de in Amerika populaire milkshake om te zetten naar een vaste reep.
De smaakvolle combinatie van noga en karamel was geboren.
Hij introduceerde de reep onder de naam Milky Way en Amerika was verkocht.

Van Milky Way naar MARS®
Ook in Europa sloeg het succesvolle Milky Way recept aan. Al werd het hier
in 1932 geïntroduceerd onder de naam MARS®. Tijdens de Tweede Wereldoorlog ging de productie gewoon door. Er werd zelfs geleverd aan de geallieerde troepen, vanwege de voedzame werking van MARS®. En ondanks een kleine aanpassing van het recept (vanwege de rantsoenering) bleef MARS® immens populair.

MARS® geeft je energie
Sponsoring en reclame heeft altijd een belangrijke rol gespeeld bij de populariteit. In de beginjaren was er veel aandacht voor voetbal en wielrennen. En met het groeien van het merk, groeide ook de grootte van de evenementen. MARS® was sponsor van het WK Voetbal en de Olympische spelen. Immers, MARS® geeft je energie. Ook toen al. Het was zelfs de slogan van de eerste reclamespot ooit vertoond op de Nederlandse televisie (1961).

Van sport is de focus in de loop der jaren verlegd naar het werk en vrije tijd. Met slogans als ‘MARS® houdt je aan het werk’ en het beroemde ‘Wat je ook doet, een MARS® doet goed’. Nu zijn we met de slogan weer terug bij de kern van het product: MARS® geeft je energie.

Het logo van MARS®
Net als de kern van het product is ook het logo nauwelijks veranderd. De beroemde goud omrande rode letters op de zwarte ondergrond bestaan al sinds het begin van MARS®. Met één uitzondering. Tijdens de Tweede Wereldoorlog ontstond er een tekort aan goudkleurige inkt voor verpakkingen en verdween het goud tijdelijk uit het logo. Qua lettertype lijkt het huidige logo nog het meest op het oorspronkelijke logo.

MARS® in Nederland
Sinds 1932 is MARS® al verkrijgbaar in Nederland. Dankzij de grote populariteit in Nederland en Europa kwam er in 1963 zelfs een eigen fabriek. Tegenwoordig produceert deze fabriek in Veghel voornamelijk voor de export. De productie- capaciteit is zelfs groot genoeg om in twee dagen tijd iedereen in Nederland te voorzien van een MARS®. Sterker nog, binnen vier dagen tijd produceert de fabriek genoeg MARS® om een lijn te vormen van Den Helder naar Maastricht.

Dicque Magnetics Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:09:46 AM

Btw, we still have a Milkey Way candy bar in NL, maybe they are now merged?

P*nutP*Nut Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:11:39 AM

I don't get these "zero" drinks! They're advertised as "Diet Coke for blokes!" so I just assumed they were exactly the same as Diet Coke but advertised for your blokey blokes, who are embarassed to drink Diet Coke, but want to check their weight (!!)

Has it got the "heavier" (if that makes sense) taste of normal Coke then?

Oh, we have Mars Delight as well. It's a fluffier fondant bottom isn't it?

MossMan Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:12:26 AM

Well then we must force Mr Magnetics to go sabotage the evil Dutch factory where the change seems to have taken place... wink

MossMan Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:14:04 AM

Coke Zero is a re-invention of Coke Light. I don't even understand why they still sell Coke Light really - unless they're worried that Light drinkers won't like Zero 'cause it tastes more like "the Real Thing"(tm)(c)(r)

P*nutP*Nut Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:18:17 AM

Diet Coke (Light) is still sold for people like me who prefer the artificially fake taste of non-coke! bigsmile

I'm surprised they haven't standardised "Light" across the globe ala Snickers actually.

Most countries call it "Light" rather than "Diet" don't they? Mind you, with "zero" and "Max" entering the frame it's just too confusing considering....

(Controversial statement coming up!)

They all pretty much taste the same!!!!

I prefer supermarket own brand versions myself bigsmile

Dicque Magnetics Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:18:53 AM

Well (off-topic)I can also recall a difference in taste between the French Coke and the NL version from my youth time when we went on hollidy in France. The French version at that time (I don't know about it now) was more strong, less sweet than the Dutch version.
One thing I don't like from the Zero Coke (but is far much less that the Light version) there is still a very remarkable after taste of Aspartame. But hey everything to keep the waste size down smile

P*nutP*Nut Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:19:50 AM

Mmmmm...Aspartame smile

P*nutP*Nut Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:31:23 AM

Mmmmm....life threatening smile

Dicque Magnetics Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:31:48 AM

Main article: Aspartame controversy

Aspartame has been the subject of controversy regarding its safety and the circumstances of its approval by the American FDA and European FSA. Some studies have also recommended further investigation into possible connections between aspartame and negative effects such as headaches, brain tumors, brain lesions, and lymphoma.[11][12][13] These findings, combined with possible conflicts of interest involving CEO Donald Rumsfeld in the approval process, have engendered vocal activism regarding the possible risks of aspartame.[14][15] The 2004 documentary Sweet Misery: A Poisoned World voices these same concerns.

And there we have Donald Rumsfeld again, together with Dick Cheney the anti-christs of the modern times......

MossMan Tuesday, August 28, 2007 12:29:51 PM

Rumsfeld pushed through aspartame approval?!? eek

The Bush administration is certainly doing it's best to ACTUALLY BE a parody of all the political stereotypes, isn't it...?

Anyway P*Nut, I don't know about Coke Light... it could be Diet Coke everywhere - since I don't drink it I didn't even think about it, just used the normal "light" term.

Funny though - I would have thought that the problems of producing and marketing three lines of Coke makes it less efficient than just dropping Diet Coke, concetrating on Coke Zero and maybe losing a small market of Diet-taste die-hards like you... smile

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