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Monday, October 6, 2008 5:45:31 PM

Dateline Singapore, Changi Airport.

This just in from our correspondent; rumours on the gossip-mill are tipping an imminent break-up between JazzMoss and MossMan. Word on the street is: "marriage is not doing too well, or rather the word is 'not working out'."

Remember, you heard it here first. More as it happens.

For Pas Une Blog News, this is MossMan signing out.

A1GPThe true, true meaning of Christmas...

Comments

P*nutP*Nut Monday, October 6, 2008 7:00:15 PM

Further in-depth reportage from P*nut....

I can exclusively reveal that Mossman and Jazzmoss are chatting cordially together in their blogs and confirm that they are cooking and eating a meal together tonight.

This appears to contradict the rumours emerging from our Singaporean News Agency.

More news when it emerges. This is P*nut signing off.

MossMan Tuesday, October 7, 2008 10:51:55 AM

Further reports indicate that the couple were seen laughing and joking last night. Are they really still together, or is this just a brave face for the cameras? You be the judge...

MossMan Tuesday, October 7, 2008 10:54:16 AM

This just in, when pressed for a response to the rumours, JazzMoss is reported to have said: "I just don't understand it!". MossMan was unavailable for comment.

P*nutP*Nut Tuesday, October 7, 2008 4:09:05 PM

An anonymous source said to know the Mosses intimately had this to say last night in relation to the "laughing and joking" sightings, "Thrrrrpppppp!!! I am a poopy head!"

We may be seeking a new anonymous source.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, October 7, 2008 6:26:13 PM

bigeyes huh?

P*nutP*Nut Tuesday, October 7, 2008 6:29:17 PM

Don't worry wicked, the word on the streets is all is well in the land of Mossman and Jazzmoss, just that some people have heard news to the contrary. (well that's how this source is interpreting it!)

MossMan Tuesday, October 7, 2008 8:35:32 PM

I got home last night, and halfway through a conversation Jazz suddenly asked "Hey, did you hear the news?", "No, what...?", "Apparently JazzMoss and MossMan are breaking up! It's all over the grapevine in Singapore!"

We had quite a laugh about it.

(And racked our brains trying to figure out how such a rumour could have started... or why people are gossiping about Jazz four years after she left!)

JazzmossJazzMoss Wednesday, October 8, 2008 10:00:43 AM

The love me, they hate me. They just can't get enough of me. Bad press or good press are still press. I am the new Britney or Winehouse. Must have a chat with Bradgelina and MadRichie for a good tip to stamped out such press. wink

Linhellownurse Thursday, October 9, 2008 12:06:47 PM

Seems like Jaz is still a very prominent figure in Singapore! XD

Wakajawaka Thursday, October 9, 2008 5:03:26 PM

Some suggestions for headlines:

"Moss & Jazz In Love Split Shock"!! (The Sunday People)

"Soap Star Jazz' Marraige In Total 'Moss'!! (News Of The World)

"Judge In Moss/Jazz Love Split To Hear Divorce Proceedings On The Moon"!!

(The Sunday Sport)

P*nutP*Nut Thursday, October 9, 2008 5:13:30 PM

lol Geeeeeeeeeen-ius!

Wakajawaka Thursday, October 9, 2008 5:30:07 PM

I always wanted a job on one of the Sunday tabloids P! smile

MossMan Thursday, October 9, 2008 7:28:29 PM

I love the "in total Moss"... lol

Wakajawaka Thursday, October 9, 2008 7:34:55 PM

The following Sunday, the same three tabloids would carry the follow up headlines.....

"His Gambling Drove Us Apart"...'Jazz exclusively reveals to The People'!! (The Sunday People)

"Her Sudden Rise To Soap Stardom Drove Me To Gamble"!!...... 'A Mossman News Of The World Exclusive'!! (News Of The World)"

"Judge In Jazz/Moss Lunar Divorce Date Snared In Gay Paedo Snuff Ring'"!!! (The Sunday Sport)

MossMan Thursday, October 9, 2008 8:16:40 PM

lol

Linhellownurse Friday, October 10, 2008 1:01:46 PM

"Gay Paedo Snuff Ring" Wow!!!party

JazzmossJazzMoss Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:37:51 PM

Unbelieveable that we are quite a news.......creative news. Well done Wakajawaka. Wait for my lawyer's letter. wink(keep it coming)

Dicque Magnetics Tuesday, December 2, 2008 10:34:58 AM

Hahahaaaa!!!


To JazzMoss: Don't drive over the paparazzi's toe's, that's considered assault... (And always wear underwear!!!)

To Mossman: Don't get caught too close to another girl, that's the start for a media run on the girl (who will then sell her story for lot's $$$ to the press...)

To both of you, if the press becomes too intrusive, call PDM's security firm!

MossMan Tuesday, December 2, 2008 12:58:05 PM

SecuriDick...? lol

Dicque Magnetics Tuesday, December 2, 2008 1:08:53 PM

Hey, watch out, never underestimate the power of PDM's security, with established contacts to Mossad, MIVD, AIVD and Bundesnachtrichtendienst (no joke!)

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