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Ceci n'est pas une blog.

MossMan's non-blog.

One for the Singaporeans...

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My Smiley Has No Nose...

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My smiley has no nose...

How does it smell?

Terrible!


But theriouthly folkth... why is it that all the "cool stuff" on the web has to break standards?

First of all, they replaced perfectly good text smileys with little drawings... this means:

- suddenly your text looks crap if you mix well-known and unusual smileys (some are pictures, some stay as text)

- suddenly your text looks crap if it picks out innocent combinations of characters as "smileys" (your serious business mail contains a complicated explanation unexpectedly interrupted by a smiley throwing up!)

- they actually halted the creative art of smiley-design (I had an Elvis character, my wife uses a space where the nose would be - neither of these "work" any more)

- newbies don't know that the things are actually text in the first place (they have to search through lists of buttons instead of just typing the damn' things)

- one thing will render some smileys that another thing won't

- one thing will render a smiley differently from another thing (I have seen this cause confusion and misunderstandings)

And if that wasn't bad enough, they are now CHANGING THE STANDARD SMILEYS!!!

Yes, to get a smile on this and other forums, it is now obligatory to skip the nose! WTF?!? For goodness' sake, the smiley that started the whole thing decades ago was colon, hyphen, bracket - not colon, bracket:

:-) not :smile:

I may be an Internet "old fart", but I don't see why they must mess with something that's been known and recognised for years and years...

Bah! Or Should I say right angle-bracket, colon, hyphen, left bracket... >:-( ... Oh no, now it's called : m a d : (*), silly me! :mad:


(*) notice how I have to add spaces to stop the damn picture coming up instead of text...? See what I mean...? See...? See...? Grrr....

New Opera coming soon

Just a short note to say that I was very happy with the latest "technical preview" versions of Opera 9, and they just started releasing weekly versions - now we can see improvements evolving on a week-by-week basis!

Some great stuff coming: settings-per-site (now I can log into Hotmail and my sister's "MSN space" with Opera automatically busting Microsoft's anti-Opera code); thumbnail view of hidden pages when selecting; BitTorrent built in; better mail attachment interface; changes to mail system to stop occasional errors occuring; by-date/by-site history; opera:config page for editing all advanced settings; works on almost all sites (because it now recognises popular "broken" sites and gets fixes for them) and widgets (special pages can perform outside the main window - not so sure about this one since it sounds suspiciously like Microsoft's Active Desktop... but I can't test it here on this NT4 machine anyway).

I'm sure there's more but I can't remember offhand all the improvements we've seen over the last few months.

Can't wait for the final release so I can install it on my home network (for myself and JazzMoss). :D

File test

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Testing for JazzMoss:

Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Airport_Baggage_Handler.mp3

I couldn't add the Toulouse slideshow - I expect it's too big.

Rant number three: Streaming TV on mobile phones

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France recently added streaming TV services to their mobile phone networks...

which seems like an interesting idea until you have to share your daily half-hour bus ride to/from work with a bunch of loud teenagers on their way to/from school!

A couple of them have just got new phones... and I think you can guess what this means.:yikes:

Yep - music videos and cartoons have started to cut through the screaming and giggling that was already so annoying. If we're really lucky, there are two or three playing at once!

Not only are these annoying sounds in the best of circumstances, in a bus they're annoyingly loud and annoyingly distorted as well. Honestly... they sound like crap!

Maybe I'm an old fogey, but I have to say that I really would like this to get banned! This is just so much worse than people with headphones... :furious:

Rant number two: why is navigation so damned difficult?

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Is it me, or is there no obvious way to start a new blog from "my page"? So far I had to go to the "Opera Community" -> "Blogs" and only there do I find a button "new blog".

I (we) experienced similar things regarding new posts and new images yesterday.

This site is weird...

Rant number one: what the hell is up with the cookies here?!?

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Jeez - every single time I change anything to my blog I have to manually reload the pages to see what's actually happened!

Like just now; when starting this topic I still got the titles that my wife put here yesterday...

So, it seems that my advice to her for the moment is "reload, reload, reload..."!

Why there is no blog

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Hello.

Well, I've resisted becoming a "blogger" because I think it's an ugly, trendy term for something a lot of us were doing already for over a decade. (Yes, I am one of those old farts who remembers the net "back then".)

However, since I discovered my sister's rather shameless blogs (yes, multiple) and showed them to my wife, and since my wife moved here (France) from Singapore last year and hasn't had much to do recently, and since she's wanted to let friends and family know how things are going, and since she couldn't get "into" making her own website... a blog seemed like a nice idea.

But this isn't it!

No, this blog is here because the Opera Community website has a bug! When I directed my wife to the Opera Community to have a go, a cookie buried deep in her browser still identified her as MossMan... She clicked to make a new blog, the cookie said she was me - et voila! My non-blog was born.

So, don't expect rapid updates and daily discourse. And don't expect pictures or links or files or whatever, I already have a website for that.


Maybe this will expand into a real blog some day, but in the meantime I will probably just use it as a dumping ground for random crap I didn't want to post on my site.


(On the subject of cookie problems - last night we had a LOT of trouble editing my wife's new blog and trying to view it as MossMan at the same time...)