Friday, 24. February 2006, 20:09:59
My smiley has no nose...
How does it smell?
Terrible!
But theriouthly folkth... why is it that all the "cool stuff" on the web has to break standards?
First of all, they replaced perfectly good text smileys with little drawings... this means:
- suddenly your text looks crap if you mix well-known and unusual smileys (some are pictures, some stay as text)
- suddenly your text looks crap if it picks out innocent combinations of characters as "smileys" (your serious business mail contains a complicated explanation unexpectedly interrupted by a smiley throwing up!)
- they actually halted the creative art of smiley-design (I had an Elvis character, my wife uses a space where the nose would be - neither of these "work" any more)
- newbies don't know that the things are actually text in the first place (they have to search through lists of buttons instead of just typing the damn' things)
- one thing will render some smileys that another thing won't
- one thing will render a smiley differently from another thing (I have seen this cause confusion and misunderstandings)
And if that wasn't bad enough, they are now CHANGING THE STANDARD SMILEYS!!!
Yes, to get a smile on this and other forums, it is now obligatory to skip the nose! WTF?!? For goodness' sake, the smiley that started the whole thing decades ago was colon, hyphen, bracket - not colon, bracket:
:-) not

I may be an Internet "old fart", but I don't see why they must mess with something that's been known and recognised for years and years...
Bah! Or Should I say right angle-bracket, colon, hyphen, left bracket... >:-( ... Oh no, now it's called : m a d : (*), silly me!
(*) notice how I have to add spaces to stop the damn picture coming up instead of text...? See what I mean...? See...? See...? Grrr....