Friday, February 5, 2010 10:31:55 PM
One for the girls*Now I lay me down to sleep*I pray the Lord my shape to keep.*Please no wrinkles,*Please no bags*And please lift my butt before it sags.*Please no age spots,*Please no gray*And as for my belly,*Please take it away.*Please keep me healthy,*Please keep me young.*And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.Five tips for a woman....1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.Foot Note:one saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!!!LIV, LAF, & LUV
Friday, January 22, 2010 6:51:20 AM
life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets .so ,love the people who treat you right forgive the ones who dont and believe that everything happens for a reason if you get a chance take it if it changes your like let it nobody said it'd be easy they just promised it would be worth it
Monday, December 28, 2009 2:06:47 PM
May peace break into your home and may thieves steal your debts may the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $ 100 bills may love stick to your face like vaseline and may laughter assault your lips may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy may the problems you had forget your home address in simple words may 2010 be the best year of your life
Friday, December 4, 2009 3:23:34 PM
Was as u all know or don't know I'm a (PK) postor kids so growin up we had to find thing that was fun about church well If u need a laugh go to youtube and watch this man its called black man dance at church he has on a green shirt and white pants
Friday, December 4, 2009 3:22:08 PM
Was as u all know or don't know I'm a (PK) postor kids so growin up we had to find thing that was fun about church well If u need a laugh go to youtube and watch this man its called black man dance at church he has on a green shirt and white pants
Friday, December 4, 2009 3:20:34 PM
Was as u all know or don't know I'm a (PK) postor kids so growin up we had to find thing that was fun about church well If u need a laugh go to youtube and watch this man its called black man dance at church he has on a green shirt and white pants
Friday, December 4, 2009 3:20:31 PM
Was as u all know or don't know I'm a (PK) postor kids so growin up we had to find thing that was fun about church well If u need a laugh go to youtube and watch this man its called black man dance at church he has on a green shirt and white pants
Friday, December 4, 2009 3:19:55 PM
Was as u all know or don't know I'm a (PK) postor kids so growin up we had to find thing that was fun about church well If u need a laugh go to youtube and watch this man its called black man dance at church he has on a green shirt and white pants
Friday, December 4, 2009 3:17:55 PM
Was as u all know or don't know I'm a (PK) postor kids so growin up we had to find thing that was fun about church well If u need a laugh go to youtube and watch this man its called black man dance at church he has on a green shirt and white pants
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