Lawrence

What does NFG stand for?

Friday, May 11, 2007 12:33:41 AM

I'm often asked what NFG stands for. The list is full of bad words, but read on to find out!

Nickels Frighten Grandma
No Fucking Government
Nine Free Gifts
Nightly Fucking Girls
Nipples Feel Great
Never Feed Giraffes
Nine Free Games
Narcissistic Fire God
Niacin Flavored Granola
New Fishing Game
Null Field Generator
Needle Fusion Grater
Nina's Friend Greg
Noisy French Guy
Nutty Food Gallery
Neighborhood Freak Gang
Nachos For Grabs
Narrow Freeway Glider
Nymphomaniac Frisky Girl
Noxious Fungus Garden
New Found Genius
Nearly Flat Goosebumps
Nice Flare Gun
Nickel Finished Gumballs
Non Feathered Goose
Nearly Finished Galaga
Necronomicon Fanatic Geek
Nazi-Free Germany
Ninja Fighting Gaijin
Never Forgets Grammar
Not For Groping
Not Feeling Good
Nifty Frenetic Gopher
Nominally Frantic Girls
Never Forgave GameArts
Nightly Flogging Games
Nut Fucking Goon
Nuclear Fission Generator
Never Forget Grandia
Nearly Fictive Gigolo
Nimbly Fondling Girlies
Neat Furry Gopher
Nerds For God
No Filthy Groupies
Nathan's Farting Gas
Neo Fucking Geo
Nerdy Forgetful Grumpy
Not Fabulously German
New Favorite Game
Nice Fucking Guys

The real story: I used to be 'NeoGeoMan', but I got sick of other neo fans being such retards, so I changed it. Also, when I worked with my dad we'd write "NFG" on dead equipment so we'd know it was No Good. It seemed apropos to mix up the two. And now that I think about it, my middle name starts with an F.

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Comments

Stomyr # Saturday, May 12, 2007 11:39:25 AM

Good list!

Redshigen # Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:08:45 AM

lol - That is neat, I used to go by a different name, and a bunch of my friends kept saying different things... I never actually wrote 'em down, though. Cool.

For-the-BirdsConnradd # Wednesday, May 23, 2007 11:06:26 AM

Do a lot of major cities have

Post Office Squares? I know Boston, MA (USA) does. Is it like Union Station?

Just wondering...Good images.0

KimberlySqueakeyCat # Friday, May 25, 2007 3:16:21 PM

nice list

Kim

tinhoy # Friday, May 25, 2007 6:38:47 PM

NeoGeo fans retards? Which community was that in?

BTW, did ya ever own a Neo Geo Pocket Color?

LawrenceNFGman # Friday, May 25, 2007 9:46:10 PM

tinhoy: Yeah, retards. Too many money-grubbing nutjobs obsessing over insertion-marks, serial numbers and bootlegs. Too many people hoarding carts, jacking up prices, ripping people off. There's a lot of good people in the Neo scene, but the asshole ratio was way too high for me. I found I was being shunned because of my name, I'd always have to explain "It says NEOGEOman, but I'm not one of them."

And yeah, I have a NGP, NGPC x3, NGCD, NGCD2, CDZ, and 5 or 6 models of the home system. And an MVS. =)

KimberlySqueakeyCat # Friday, May 25, 2007 10:42:01 PM

lol

u have the right description for a lot of ppl, check out my "cussed out" posting in my blog....i sorta gave america my opinion on chit.

Kim