Q.What did the Black woman get for getting an abortion?
A. Money from crime stoppers

Q. Why are aspirin white?
A. Because they work

Q. Why are niggers like sperm?
A. Only one in a million actually work.

Q. Whats long, black, and smelly
A. The unemployment line

Q. Why are black peoples eyes red during sex?
A. The pepper spray

Q. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A. Because he doesn't know he is black

Q. Why don't black kids play in the sandbox?
A. Cats keep covering them up.

Q. What is the worst 3 years of a nigger's life?
A. First grade.

Q. What is a nigger?
A. Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
A. The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

Q. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
A. Who cares.

Q. What do you do if your T.V. is floating during the night?
A. Shoot the black guy stealing it.

Q. Why do police dogs lick their ass?
A. To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

Q. What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A. A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

Q. What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A. A dumb gorilla.

Q. What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
A. It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

Q. Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
A. That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

Q. Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
A. He kept waking up twice a week.

Q. What do you do if you run over a nigger?
A. Reverse.

Q. Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
A. To get all their stuff back.

Q. What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
A. They both look good hanging from a tree.

Q. Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
A. Deep down they're good people.

Q. What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A. A nigger on fire.

Q. How does a black woman fight crime?
A. She has an abortion.

Q. Why are niggers getting stronger?
A. T.V.s are getting bigger!

Q. Why don't sharks eat niggers?
A. They think its whale shit!

Q. Why was white chocolate invented?
A. So nigger kids could get messy too

Q. Why are all the niggers fast runners?
A. All the slow ones are in jail.