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Sound Stange

Music and Lyrics by Brock Skywalker
Have you ever had one of those relationships where all you hear is "You're so weird"? I have. B
The best stereo nose blow ever captured on tape. CW

Dried raisin bran, may be my favourite snack.
I may be losing my hair on top but there's plenty on my back.
You lost your virginity and you'll never get it back.
And if I ever liked you then taste is what I lacked.
And if I ever liked you then taste is what I lacked.

You say that you don't like me, well, that's the way I am.
You say that you can't love me, can't take me as I am.
You say that you can't hear me, I'm being loud as I can.
Honey, if I sound strange, it's just because I am.
Honey, if I sound strange, it's just because I am.

You don't like my red pyjamas,
they're the comfiest I own.
You say you don't like my toothbrush,
good thing it's just on loan.
I don't like using condoms,
you don't like using foam.
Honey, why do you come here,
'stead of coming alone at home?
Honey, why do you come here,
'stead of coming alone at home?

Don't seem to like me, but I hate you more.
You're boring and close minded, right to the core,
and I may be weird sometimes, but you're a bore
and I'd rather be me so why don't you walk out that door!

I really never liked you,
since you cut your hair.
You always want to pick out the videos,
and that's not really fair.
Since I found out you like Wesley,
It's been really hard to care.
Our taste in Star Trek characters,
is something we don't share.
Our taste in Star Trek characters,
is something we don't share.

Drunken Sailor - Captain Tractor

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Throw him the back of the paddy wagon,
Throw him the back of the paddy wagon,
Throw him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Throw him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Throw him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Throw him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus



That's All Folks !!!