If you feel like voting for me as well, that'd be neato, but I'm not begging for votes or anything. I just think the whole concept is pretty cool and the thought that little ol' me might get a vote or two (other than my own) would be flippin' swell.
Click on this little button if you wanna vote: Thanks to anyone who might vote for me. I really do appreciate this type of thing. It makes me feel all loved and supported.
I've noticed some things while watching this video that I was completely unaware of before: • I have a minor lisp. I seriously had NO idea. Nobody's ever told me before. • I roll my eyes A LOT! • My chin looks enormous on camera! • I giggle too much when I'm anxious. • My hand is FAR from steady! • It seems like I slur a lot. Huh? WTF is up with that? I'm sober, damn it!
In addition to those little gems, I would like to add that no - I am not dying. I have bags under my eyes and always have. I'm Arabic & that goes with the territory. I do everything I can to cover those things up, but am not generally too successful. I've been wanting surgery to correct them since I was about 12...I get sick of people pointing them out and asking me if I'm tired. I'm not tired...I'm just deformed.
I won't mention the bags again. I just felt the need to explain them since someone mentioned them the last time I did a video. This is me, people. Take me or leave me.
Okay - now that I've justified everything I can think of ( ), here's my babbling face:
Lonnie and I went for a walk the other day. It happened to be sunny on that day…hooray! We picked the perfect day for a walk, because ever since that day, it's been gloomy and raining nearly constantly.
As always, I brought my camera with me on the walk. You never know when you'll see something picture worthy…although pretty much everything is picture worthy in my opinion. So, anyway…let's look through the pictures, shall we? …
Before we even left our complex, I found things to take pictures of. For example, in the picture you're about to look at, you'll see a little valley type of thing. It's actually a pretty cool place. The people who built the apartments & the grounds, created this rocky valley type thing in order for the massive amounts of rain we get to have a place to collect that's away from the buildings. When it rains really hard, it fills up and that's when the frogs come out to play! Here's the area I'm talking about...
On our way through the grounds of our complex, I took a picture of one of my favorite trees in the area. It's a Weeping Willow:
We were almost out of the complex and on our way to start speed-walking when I happened to see a guy wearing a really gay looking hat. There's no way in hell I could resist taking his picture…
If you look closely, you'll see an old lady looking right at me. Right after I snapped the picture, she announced to the guy, "You just got your picture taken!" and the guy spun around and looked right at me. I looked back at him like, "What? I'm far too innocent to do something like that!"
We finally made it out of the complex and headed down a nearby street. It's a pretty new street with brand spankin' new condos on it. We continued to walk down the street until we saw an Open House sign.
Since both of us are very curious people (nosy), we stopped to see if the door was unlocked. It wasn't…of course.
Anyway, while we were walking around the condo, we both noticed a horrific wiring job! We stood there absolutely stunned that someone would have done something so amateurish. Here's a picture of what I mean…look at how the cable is so blatantly obvious because of how the jackasses ran the stupid thing!...
Well, after standing there in awe over the shoddy workmanship, I decided to go look in the windows of the condo to see what it was like in there. Needless to say, I wasn't very impressed at all. The picture sucks since it was taken while looking through a window, but here's a shot of the kitchen…
See? Nothing too special at all, huh? And they want around $300,000 for those condos, too! They're clearly asking way too much for them…especially with the economy the way it is right now.
Anyway, Lonnie and I kept walking until we got to the end of the street. We've always had a knack for picking dead-end streets. There wasn't a Dead End sign anywhere or anything!
At the very end of the long street is a guard rail thing. Upon closer inspection, I noticed a bench in the most odd place. At least, I think it's an odd place…
Lonnie just couldn't resist putting his cute little tushie on that stupid bench! He just had to sit on it…
Next, we stumbled upon a gazebo! It's so weird to me to have a gazebo in the middle of nowhere. I mean, what's the point? It's surrounded by a big field. *shrug* Meh, whatever…I made Lonnie go in the stupid thing so I could get a picture…
After we were done in the gazebo, we decided to keep walking. Instead of going back up the street we'd just walked down, we chose to go through the field behind the condos…but first, we needed to take a picture of ourselves!
After we finished with that, we continued to walk through the tall weeds. Thank goodness I was wearing jeans and not shorts or a skirt! I cannot stand the feeling of weeds and tall grass rubbing against my legs.
I'm not exactly sure why I did it, but I took a picture of said weeds…
Lonnie and I continued to walk through the field…and then I spotted some color out of the corner of my eye. I turned my head to look at what it was and saw that there were berries growing in the field…
Both of us happened to notice a dark spot on the ground in front of us, so we walked over to it to see what the heck it was. It turned out to be oil or something like that. Someone must've dumped their used oil in the field! How freakin' rude…
We finally made our way out of the field. We ended up by a power station thing. I took pictures of it, but they're all lame. Besides, once you've seen one power station, you've seen them all. Use your imagination!
After a while longer of walking, my knee was really starting to bother me, so we decided to head back home. We spotted a tree on the way home that had some white sappy crap on it. Of course, being the massive pervs that Lonnie & I are, we both stood there and cracked jokes about what the sap really looked like for a while…
See what I mean? How could we not crack jokes about that?! It clearly looks like the tree got a little bit too excited to see us!
After laughing our asses off for a few minutes, we headed back to our building. The only reason I'm even posting the next picture is just so I can show you the badass tree in the front of the building. I'm not sure why, but I LOVE that tree. They way they trim it and everything just makes it look so cute to me!
That pretty much sums it up. I realize that this wasn't the most thrilling blog entry ever, but what the hell. I didn't want these pictures to just sit on my harddrive and never be seen again.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gn10KrTVgA
As I'm sure you can imagine, I'm very flattered. 
I'm not tired...I'm just deformed. 
Take me or leave me. 
They're clearly asking way too much for them…especially with the economy the way it is right now.
It's so weird to me to have a gazebo in the middle of nowhere. I mean, what's the point? 
It's surrounded by a big field. *shrug* Meh, whatever…I made Lonnie go in the stupid thing so I could get a picture…
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