Battle Hymn of the Pubic

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 8:46:26 PM

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Mine eyes have seen the everlasting glory of His glans
It makes mincemeat out of anyone with contraceptive plans
His pubes are long as light years: they go past Aldebaran!
He's got a big hard-on!

Morning glory masturbation!
Morning glory 'jaculation!
Morning glory impregnation!
He's got a big hard-on!

I have seen Him in the wonders of His hardness and His worth
He is shafting all the ages and He impregnates the earth
His Holy Protein spreads your legs and fills you with His girth!
He's got a big hard-on!

Morning glory masturbation!
Morning glory 'jaculation!
Morning glory impregnation!
He's got a big hard-on!

I have touched His glorious member; it is bigger than it seems
Those who underestimate Him will by it be greatly reamed
You've got to duck for cover when He shoots His great Men's Beam!
He's got a big hard-on!

Morning glory masturbation!
Morning glory 'jaculation!
Morning glory impregnation!
He's got a big hard-on!

Come and worship Him with me because you absolutely must
Feel the glory and the wonder of His omnipotent thrust
Be filled with His great seed; succumb to overwhelming lust!
He's got a big hard-on!

Morning glory masturbation!
Morning glory 'jaculation!
Morning glory impregnation!
He's got a big hard-on!

Don't you dare blaspheme His name or else you'll have to deal with me
You will wander in the dark and cold for all eternity
Pull up a chair and praise Him; here, play Ai Cho Aniki!
He's got a big hard on!

Morning glory masturbation!
Morning glory 'jaculation!
Morning glory impregnation!
He's got a big hard-on!

Join the army of the few, the proud, the absolutely screwed
We will weather every storm and stop for no vicissitude.
So come and strip until you're bare and absolutely nude!
He's got a big hard on!

Morning glory masturbation!
Morning glory 'jaculation!
Morning glory impregnation!
He's got a big hard-on!


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Comments

KarenNerak Wednesday, October 19, 2011 8:51:17 PM

ALL HAIL HLN!!! headbang

Charles SchlossChas4 Wednesday, October 19, 2011 9:10:47 PM

quite a song

Andrew NguyenSouthernCross Wednesday, October 19, 2011 9:17:18 PM

Under 17 without accompanying adult! REBEL!

KarenNerak Wednesday, October 19, 2011 9:21:13 PM

You laugh in the face of danger! headbang


...along with Simba. whistle

Cleanclean Wednesday, October 19, 2011 10:44:26 PM

You realize Lonnie is gonna be completely insufferable now ... wink

KarenNerak Wednesday, October 19, 2011 11:39:02 PM

NOW? left

p

H82typ Thursday, October 20, 2011 1:46:16 AM

http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL2.gif -

You are NOT right! lol

KarenNerak Thursday, October 20, 2011 3:57:56 AM

I'm basically as far from right as one can get. scared

H82typ Thursday, October 20, 2011 5:24:45 AM

no You've heard the phrase, "not too tightly wrapped"? Babe, I ain't wrapped at all! lol

KarenNerak Thursday, October 20, 2011 5:40:18 AM

lol Wrapping would've been wasted on me. Instead, they gave my portion to Tipper Gore. p

Spaggyj Thursday, October 20, 2011 6:49:21 AM

This is... disturbing. lol

KYrenKYren Thursday, October 20, 2011 5:50:13 PM

bigeyes

KYrenKYren Thursday, October 20, 2011 5:50:54 PM

bigeyes

KarenNerak Thursday, October 20, 2011 8:35:33 PM

Mission accomplished! headbang

Dark FurieFurie Friday, October 21, 2011 8:43:52 AM

Wh...what did I just read? bigeyes My soul feels unclean now. awww

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, October 21, 2011 9:03:32 AM

Should I laugh and be damned to hell or rebuke and chastise you for your wanton way's? left . I'm so confused. confusedcryfaintlol .

KarenNerak Friday, October 21, 2011 6:17:43 PM

Originally posted by Furie:

My soul feels unclean now.


Now? lol

Originally posted by qlue:

I'm so confused.


Mission accomplished! :heabang:



KarenNerak Friday, October 21, 2011 10:54:42 PM



Listening to Talking Heads lately. Loves me some David Byrne. sing

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, October 21, 2011 11:32:09 PM

How eighties of you. lol .

KarenNerak Saturday, October 22, 2011 12:45:32 AM

Yes, well...I'm a woman of many decades. p


Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 22, 2011 9:39:16 AM

Half and half, Aadil. Chastise her for her wanton pubis.

KarenNerak Sunday, October 23, 2011 12:43:12 AM

lol

Cleanclean Sunday, October 23, 2011 8:25:58 AM

Strange images in my mind. A wild pubis running through the house, looking for something to be wanton with ... bigeyes

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, October 23, 2011 12:12:32 PM

Wantin' to be wanton! lol .

KarenNerak Sunday, October 23, 2011 8:31:26 PM

Mmm...I love Wontons! yes


Oh, wrong word, huh? left

Dark FurieFurie Monday, October 24, 2011 8:33:07 AM

A wild pubis appears! yikes

Mad Scientistqlue Monday, October 24, 2011 1:22:19 PM

Is that related to MissingNo, the wild Pokemon? left .

KarenNerak Monday, October 24, 2011 7:30:02 PM

I've heard that wild pubis is a tad saltier than domesticated pubis. *shrug*

Cleanclean Monday, October 24, 2011 10:21:02 PM

If you shave a wild pubis and dress it in modern clothes, it could walk down the street and nobody would notice it was different.

Wait, that was Neandertal Man ... left right

KarenNerak Monday, October 24, 2011 11:34:24 PM

I'd hate to be the one to hold a wild pubis down in preparation for shaving. bigeyes Might be easier to just dump Nair all over it.

Cleanclean Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:14:55 AM

That's what made them extinct!

KarenNerak Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:34:30 AM

doh Extinct pubis? cry Noooooooooooo! no

*denial mode*

aichoaniki Tuesday, October 25, 2011 1:46:20 AM

HAIL HLN!!! <3 <3 <3

KarenNerak Tuesday, October 25, 2011 3:05:20 AM

All HAIL!




Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, October 25, 2011 5:32:02 PM

How'd we get here? confused

KarenNerak Tuesday, October 25, 2011 7:10:24 PM

lol You just never know what the hell's going to happen on my blog.


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