Freakin' Gross!

Tuesday, 13. May 2008, 16:52:26

So, I was just over on MySpace and I saw the most disgusting ad...

The least of this chick's problem is acne.
I have had zits...never have they looked like that.
Not even when I was 14.

I did, however, know a girl in high school who
contracted oral Herpes. It looked very similar
to the girl's face in this ad.

GROSS!

BTW - What the heck is she smiling about?!

I Baked Cupcakes...AgainI'm Going To Make Some Paint!

Comments

She's about to give someone the gift that keeps on giving.

By noah counte, # 13. May 2008, 16:58:11

When you care enough to send the very best!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:00:34

She's smiling because it is more blessed to give than receive. I think.

By noah counte, # 13. May 2008, 17:03:53

Hahaha! That must be it!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:06:12

Herpes it is

! Poor thing

And you, two, who commented above have no heart

By allangie, # 13. May 2008, 17:07:05

I have one, but it's on vacation.

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:08:26

I actually do like Michael Jackson's music...his old stuff.

Odd that you'd mention my status...I just changed it!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:20:27

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:20:45

Hmmm...what kind of group is it? You have a link?

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:22:53

She only sounds cool, mate. She's actually a bit of a dragon. We only hang out here 'cos she occasionally posts pics of herself naked.

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:24:17

Stop giving my secrets away, Grant!

I mean no offense at all, but the whole gangster/Rap/R&B thing is just not my cup o' coffee. Thanks anyway, though.

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:28:02

He was being sarcastic.

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:31:08

Haha@muffins

the ones in your status, ahem

By allangie, # 13. May 2008, 17:31:22

Muffins could never be as glorious as the Almighty Cupcake!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:32:58

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:35:04

Lonnie (her fella) came on one day and told us. He said 'my lady's a bit of a dragon. Don't know why you plebs hang out here so much'. And we were like 'wot, she's got scales?' , 'cos the plebs thing hurt a bit so we weren't really taking him onboard. And he said 'No, she breathes fire and eats gold'. And we just looked at him, like, cos that was pretty far fetched. But he carried on: 'No, seriously. I've seen her bite the heads off kittens when she's in a mood and you should see the way she uses a credit card!'. And we all kind of nodded in agreement, seeing a little bit of our own partners/wives/girlfriends reflected in his words of wisdom. Made me reach for another beer, I can tell you!

And that's God's honest truth.

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:37:25

Never tried both, so I'll stay neutral

By allangie, # 13. May 2008, 17:37:52

As if!

I'm a money hoarder! I avoid spending at all costs. Nice try, though!

(everything else was totally accurate)

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:38:56

Have you had a cupcake? Or have you had a muffin?

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:39:28

Those poor kittens.

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:41:20

No cupcake, no muffin has ever entered my life

I can't even tell the difference

By allangie, # 13. May 2008, 17:42:35

Cupcakes are food of the Gods.

It's okay, Grant. They had rabies, so I put them out of their misery.

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:43:01

Don't let Karen near them! Headless cats don't last long in the wild!

And now she eats rabies?!? My god, the woman is a monster! Do you wipe off the foam and spittle before every picture you take of yourself, or photoshop it out later???

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:43:11

Poor, poor Alla!

They're different...a muffin is more like a sweet bread...sorta. It's not as cakey as a cupcake. Cupcakes are just cake baked in individual servings and then frosted. Muffins are never frosted.

I have lots of recipes if you ever feel daring and want to try making some!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:45:02

Hahaha...I am past the point of foaming at the mouth. That's for beginners.

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:45:40

So where do you foam now?

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:47:55

Let's just say that Lonnie & I never have to purchase lube!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:49:17

God. that's gross! She's all yours, Killer360. I'm off to say a quick couple of Hail Marys in a vain attempt to purify myself.

Lonnie is the poor, long-suffering boyfriend. Fear for him.

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:51:15

My fiancée.

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:52:24

Oh, I think I know what muffins are

! Off to bed now, xoxoxoxo

By allangie, # 13. May 2008, 17:52:45

Good luck with the purification process, Grant! I'll pray that you not burst into flames!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:53:13

Nighty night, sweet Alla!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:53:30

She's got her nails dug into his unmentionables in that photo, warning him not to cry for help and to look like he's enjoying himself. Don't worry, Lonnie, We'll get you out of there somehow!

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:53:50

He does look kinda...uh...disturbed in that one. I'd never noticed before. Hmmm...makes me wonder what the heck he was thinking!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:55:10

I love you really, Karen. Just because I'm a rare commenter doesn't mean I don't read your stuff.

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:56:43

Lonnie's one bad mama jama!

By noah counte, # 13. May 2008, 17:56:54

Yay! Thanks, Grant. I'm happy to know that you drop by.

I drop by your blog once in a while, too.

Lonnie's a mama?!

No wonder he bitches so much! He's female!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 17:58:32

Whats a mama jama? Someone who jams mama's?

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 17:58:37

You're going to have to explain, Noah, cos that just sounds vaguely...wrong.

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 18:01:25

*waits*

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 18:01:52

Just while we're waiting on noah...I will NEVER get tired of Mario spanking the princess there.

Bitch has had that coming to her since the NES days! STOP GETTING KIDNAPPED! I am THAT SICK of having to rescue your scrawny cheeks!

That has to stay on your blog until the day you die or the interent crashes, whichever comes first.

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 18:06:27

Haha, must be fake acne made with make-up.

By BAMAToNE, # 13. May 2008, 18:08:04

I cannot agree more, Grant. That whole, "The princess is in another castle" thing really gravels my ass!

Hey Charlie! How goes it?

I've seen trick-or-treaters at Halloween with better looking wounds than the ones in this ad.

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 18:10:02

He's a whole other pain in the ass.

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 18:12:57

I always thought a bad mama jama had to be female, but I heard a guy refer to another guy as one the other day. Urban dictionary says watch your ass, or it will get kicked.

By noah counte, # 13. May 2008, 18:13:03

I wanna be a Bad Mamma Jamma, too!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 18:14:25

You wanna be a guy who kicks other people's asses??

Oh, right, the other one...hey, you looked kinda ok in that frilly dress and oven photo you did of yourself a while back, if that helps. It impressed the guys at work, too.

They were all like 'woah' and 'dude, she's hot' and 'I'm just nipping off to the loo, can you print a hard-copy for me real quick...?'

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 18:16:45

...

Now that my cheeks are on fire, thanks!

You just added that last part! No fair!

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 18:18:50

Anytime, lil' lady. S'what I'm here for.

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 18:20:06

By GrantTLC, # 13. May 2008, 18:21:14

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I'm getting off of here for the night. See ya' in the morn'! xo♥xo♥xo

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night wolf
2008-07-24 18:39:06
Kareh means butter in Persian :up:
Master Me
2008-07-24 15:20:07
wow....didnt see that comming
Nerak
2008-07-24 06:30:17
Hehe...I AM very sneaky! :devil:
jrd2498
2008-07-23 22:59:18
you look very sneaky in this photos, oh your about to just do your tour video that is why. :P
Nerak
2008-07-22 22:50:24
xoxoxo
gflladydeath
2008-07-22 22:39:54
No you arnt..why would you say that, and I am so glad your back..and safe i hope